Magical World of BsB


Magical World of BsB
AJ where those hairclips really necessary?



Oh you just gotta love Disney~! Hey, do you all remember back to last year when the BsB where suppose to do a concert for Disney and it was supposedly canceled? Didn't that suck? I mean I knew a few people who got the Disney Channel hooked up just to see that one little concert and it didn't even happen. In fact Disney claimed they never agreed to have BsB do a concert for them and they didn't know how the rumor got started *Coughs* Liars *Coughs* So when Disney, themselves, announced that this time they were going to have BsB do a concert for them I nearly pissed myself. Not only that, but Disney did a good job of letting the whole world know it wasn't a rumor this time, by, how should I put this? Shamelessly promoting the concert? Yeah that's exactly how I'd put it. Everywhere I looked I seen ads for it and when you turned on the Disney channel itself there was a frigging countdown...."365 days until the Backstreet Boys~!" The days flew by and before I knew it the day came when the greatly anticipated concert extravaganza was suppose to take place. I had my tape all ready and I sat back and expected no less than the very best. Well, that's the exact opposite of what I got.

Now let me set something straight, for the hundredth time, I like the BsB for their music, not how they look. I feel as though they all, even Mig, have very extortionary voices and their looks are just an added plus. With that in mind...What the hell was AJ thinking when he walked out his house looking that way?!?! I'm going to New Your City I gotta fit in with the freaks?!? I want to now apologize to AJ for all the times I made fun of his nasty taste in hats. I never knew what he was trying to hide under them, but now I do and I say wear any hat your little heart desires because it's better than looking at that crap you call hair. AJ, dear, I use to call you a fruitloop but now I realize your not a fruitloop at all, your just "special." I've gotta give the man props for not giving a shit what others say and for sticking with his tastes...however tacky they maybe. Eventhough he may look a complete mess it doesn't effect his singing ability so whatever floats your queer boat~! Now lets move to Nick *shakes head* he must have been taking hair tips from AJ that day because Nick, sweetheart, the braids are just NOT you. Speaking of hair am I the only one that wants to take Mig's head brush his hair? Wash and cut it? The boy wouldn't look so bad if he did something with his hair instead of letting it just hang there. Now, Brian, I know your starting to bald just like AJ but AJ takes it like a man and doesn't try and hide it. Once I seen Mig in a baseball cap and I had to pick my jaw up off the ground because the boy didn't look half bad, in fact he looked half good. Then I seen him at the American Music Awards and his hair was slicked to one side and this time I had to pick myself up off the ground because I was there on the floor laughing my ass off. Anyway, moving on to Howard...what can I say the boy looked damn good almost as good as Kevin...almost. Now Kevin *sighs* looked fine as ever and he made my spit glands go crazy. My mouth was like Crocodile Mile, water flying everywhere. With Kevin and Howie looking that good I was sure the concert was going to be SUPER~! And I tell you it was, that is until they started to sing. *Howls* I heard them singing and I had to rubbed my eyes because for a second I thought I was watching Nsync. When I looked back at the TV I seen Kevin dancing and then I knew, it wasn't Nsync, it was *sob* the BsB. Oh the horror~!

As if the singing wasn't bad enough then I seen these people come rushing out to the stage and I was like, "Oh my god there's been a security preach~! There's a bunch of crazy fans on stage and they're going to attack the BsB~!" I started screaming, "Call for back up...call for back up~!" Then I seen them break out dancing and the only thing I could utter was, "oh..." Dancers? What the hell for? To confuse me, or piss me off? I mean it's bad enough that when I'm trying to look at Kevin and Mig or AJ puts their big ass head in the way, but now there's 20 more heads to block my view. I say get rid of the dancers, they suck and if they're here to stay then some words of advice for them, "Your head, arms, and/or ass gets in my way when I'm trying to check out Kevin, then you=moving target and I will shoot. You've been pre-warn. So besides the dancers I also noticed that the BsB, themselves didn't do all that much dancing, i.e. WHERE THE HELL WAS THE GRINDING?!?! Howie, babe, what's up with that? Disapppointed=me? You bet your candyass I was disappointed.

Then they showed the BsB going off and doing crap in NYC during the day and of course I was bored out of my frigging mind when Nick and Brian were playing basketball (bathroom time) and I just couldn't understand why in the world Kevin would, out of all the things he could have done, chose to ride a horse. Kevin, darling, your not suppose to ride horses in NYC, I mean it's all great and fine that you like horses, hey I do too, they taste just like chicken, but NYC is far from being Kentucky. You could have been killed~! Crazy fans are everywhere, there could have been some waiting for in Centeral Park, in the bushes~! And I'm just so glad that the scary guys with the big sticks who scream quotes from the bible at you didn't find you like they did me. It was so scary when they called me the antichrist...actually that was funny I started laughing but it was scary when the guys with the big sticks got this pissed off look in their eyes because I was laughing. *Hides under bed* Did they leave? *Note* Don't piss off the Nation of Islam. Kevin, next time go shopping with Howie and AJ because that's what your suppose to do when your in New York. Oh I, did, however, love that part. Howie is so simple and AJ, well AJ's....special.

Then after the "a day hanging with the BsB" they went back to the concert. Oh goody more winded singing, yippie~! *Puts in Ear Plugs* So then after they sang a few more ditties, they show the BsB bowling...Nsync??? Wow I was taken-aback at how fancy they were, and such good bowlers too~! Except one part did kinda piss me off...at the end when Brian and AJ were tied and Brian messes up on purpose, I'm sure everyone else was like, "Oh how sweet~!" while I was like "You pussy~!" Mig your just too damn nice, grow some balls and next time kick AJ's ass, like I know Kevin would have. And I'm sure it pissed AJ off as well, ya know that you let him win, kinda like he couldn't have done it without you blowing the game on purpose. *Shakes Head* But your intentions were well I'm sure.

After that they cut back to the last song...Perfect Fan and I have a goddam question. What are the older fans like me suppose to do when you sing this song in concert? I don't have my mammy there with me, and it pisses me off that just because I'm frigging older I don't get a chance to grab Kevin, I mean have Kevin sing to me on stage. What kind of crock is that? Well, BsB I'll be sure to bring my blow up doll mother to the next concert with me so I can have a chance. UGH~! All right so my over all opinion of the concert is that it was their first time performing most of the songs, so I think they should be allowed to make all the mistakes they want. They just need to practice a little more, kick out the damn annoying dancers, let me on stage with my "mom" and everything should turn up roses. Though not everything I had hoped it was excellent for it being their first time and me and "mom" give them a big up.