Penis Envy


Penis Envy
*Breathes*



*Warning Penis Envy is contagious*

Have you ever been in a Backstreet Boys chatroom and some moronic Korn/Limp Bizket/Metal fan comes in and says, "BsB sux~!" I know it takes awhile to get over their originality, but when you finally come to aren't you a wee bit pissed that they have enough nerve to say that the BsB sux when they listen to Korn? Now don't get me wrong I don't find anything wrong with metal music, just the morons that listen to it. I use to actually like Limp Bizket until I heard their new Cd which has a nice little closing track that mentions the Backstreet Boys in a not so complimenting matter. Then that *Breathes* not very nice man, better know as Matt Pinfield comes on and talks about why you should buy the new Limp Bizket Cd, and after that he disses boy bands and Top 40. He starts to get all pissed and he calls them shit, so I hope Matt I'm a Bald *Breathes* Not Very Nice Man, rots in hell~! I had no problem with Matt Pinfield before, in fact he was the only VJ on MTV that I could stand, but now that *Breathes* that *Breathes* that piece of shit prick can kiss my ass~! I like Top 40 and I like boy bands, there's nothing wrong with that you crackbaby. I mean just because I'd rather listen to someone actually sing rather than scream in a microphone and call it singing, doesn't make me a little teeny bopper, it makes me intellectually superior. And another thing you two faced bastard, Limp Bizket is becoming Top 40 now aren't they? Hum what to do? How about rot in hell you son of a rabid dyke walrus.

*Breathes* See I've always hated Korn because they have to constantly trash the BsB. Why? you may ask, well isn't obviously? They all suffer from Penis Envy. Usually this term is used in reference to females but I do believe men can also suffer from it thus Korn. I use to liked Limp Bizket because they didn't have to stoop as low as Korn and diss the BsB every chance they got. That is until their second Cd where their hanging out with Korn infected them with the dreaded disease. This disease is very contagious, thus all of this group's asshole fans. I can see to an extent why Korn/Limp Bizket/Metal musicains would have small grounds to even start shit about other groups. However, when their no talent fans start to make shit that's when I grab my bat and all hell breaks loose.

I'd like to see those prick fans go through what the BsB have to go through everyday; the screaming fan, the critics constantly giving them shit just because they're a boy band. Those metal bands have it easy, they don't have to constantly watch their every move because they're suppose to be "perfect." In fact when you sing metal your suppose to have this "bad boy" image; in metal it's good to be bad. Most metal fans, however, don't realize this and they open their big traps before they think. So next time one of these egotistical male assholes comes into your BsB chat and tries to diss your boys, just simply say to them, "Do the BsB really sux or is that just your Penis Envy talking again?"


Gee, with all that heavy breathing you could have thought I was doing something else...