{The right side of in the audience, made up of the BsB fans, screams}
Teenybopper: Oh Brian~!
Teenybopper2: No Nick~!
Teenybopper: Shut up bitch, unless your a twinkie you have no chance with Nick.
Teenybopper: {Gasps} I'm going to kill you
{The two girls get into a catfight and are taken off the set}
Announcer: ...and their Challengers Nsync.
{The other side of the audience, made up of the Nsync fans, starts to scream}
Teenybopper: Take me now Justin~!
Teenybopper2: As if bitch, Justin is mine~!
Teenybopper3: Whatever your both wrong, that ghetto ass belongs to me.
{The 3 girls get into a catfight and are taken off the set}
Announcer: Now let's get it on~!
{The audience starts to scream and applauds as both boy bands take the stage}
Host: {Talking to the BsB} Welcome, welcome back to the show~!
Kevin: Thank-you... Johnny... it's...
Host: {Walks over to Nsync} And welcome Nsync to the show...you know how the rules work correct?
Justin: Yo dat be easy shit B.
{Audience screams at the sound of Justin's voice}
Host: Ok then, lets begin~!
{Kevin and Chris walk over to the buzzer}
Host: We asked 100 men to name a famous woman that they fantasize about and they said....
Chris: {Buzzes in} Betty White?
Host: Betty White?
Chris: Yeah ya know, the Golden Girls...man what I wouldn't give to be her Depends~!
Host: {Repulsed} Uh...
{Buzzer sounds over head}
Host: Sorry Chris, that's completely and totally wrong...Kevin do you have an answer?
Kevin: A... woman... men.... Fantasize...
{Buzzer sounds overhead}
Host: Sorry Kevin your out of time {Looks over to Nsync's side} Justin do you have an answer?
Justin: Yo dat be an easy one G, da answer be my ho Britney Spears~!
{A Bing sounds overhead}
Host: That is correct Justin~! Joey...?
Joey: {Looks up from box of cookies} Whut?
Host: We asked 100 men to name a famous woman that they fantasize about and they said....
Joey: Pamela Lee? She's got some big hooters~!
{A Bing sounds over head}
Host: Pamela Lee, our number one answer~!
Joey: Alright~! Hey Johnny, you got anymore free Donuts from backstage? Nick ate them all before I could get one.
Nick: {Shoves the rest of a white powdered donut into his mouth} I did not~!
{The audience screams at the sound of Nick's voice}
Host: No Joey, I don't.
AJ: What's the question again? Name woman who have big knockers?
Howie: Nick~!
Nick: Shut up Howie, you weren't suppose to tell~!
Howie: Sorry Hunny.
Host: No AJ, we asked 100 men to name a famous woman that they fantasize about and they said.... {Looks at Lance}
Lance: {Gulps} Um....
Joey: You little shit you better answer this right or your out of the group {Shoves cookie into mouth}
Lance: Um...Vanna White?
{Buzzer sounds over head}
Joey: {Spiting out cookie} Your dead Lance~!
Lance: But she's from Missifuckinssippi
Joey: Yeah that's were your going back to in a bodybag...
Host: {Walks over to the BsB's side} Do you guys have answer? Feel free to help each other out...
AJ: Traci Lords~!
Nick: Little Debbie~!
Brian: The Virgin Mary~!
Howie: Nicky Pooh~! {Blows Nick a kiss}
Nick: Howie~! I told you to be quiet~!
Host: Kevin, we need answer.
Kevin: Johnny... I'm... going... to... say...
{Buzzer sounds over head}
Host: Ooo sorry Kevin, out of time. Nsync gets the money~!
{Justin does a little dance while the rest of Nsync starts to sing...}
Nsync: Giddy up, giddy up, giddy up now....ride it, ride it.....
Justin: I da baddest brother in heres~!
Host: Ok well, lets start a new round, double the money.
{Nick and Justin walk over to the buzzer and the audience screams bloody murder}
Host: We asked 100 people, what's one thing you can't live without?
Justin: {Buzzes in} My Benz~!
{Buzzer sounds overhead}
Host: Sorry Justin that's incorrect, Nick?
Nick: {Thinks} Donuts?
{A Bings sounds overhead}
Host: Yes, food is the number one answer~!
Joey: No fair I was going to say that~!
Host: {Walking over to BsB's side} Brian do you have an answer?
Brian: My pocket bible?
{Bing sounds overhead}
Host: Yes, God is the number 2 answer~! Howie if you can answer this right your side wins the money...what can't you live without?
Howie: Hot Wax?
{Buzzer sounds overhead}
Justin: Howie you nasty~!
Howie: Nuh huh, I need to wax my chest everyday.
Host: Howie somethings are left better unsaid...
Justin: Yo I be secondin dat.
Host: Ok AJ, it's all up to you, again we asked 100 people what's one thing you can't live without?
AJ: {Jumps on the ground and starts humping the stage, the audience goes wild} Makin Whoopie~!
{A Bing is heard over head}
Host: That's correct~! BsB side gets the money~!
{Nick starts to sing}
Nick: Let's have a Party....
Kevin: There ain't no party like a Backstreet Party because a....
Audience: Backstreet Party don't stop~!
Host: Let's move it into the 3rd and final round, triple the money. It's still anyone's game.
{Brian and Joey walk over to the buzzer}
Host: Ok, we asked a 100 woman, what do you notice first in a man.
Joey: {Buzzes in} His ability to burp the alphabet?
{Buzzer sounds over head}
Host: No Joey, that's wrong.
Joey: Well, shit~! {Shoves another cookie into his mouth}
Host: Brian?
Brian: The size of his Bible?
{Bing is heard overhead}
Host: Yes~! The size of his penis is number 2~!
Brian: But, I meant....
Host: AJ, what's the first thing a girl notices about a guy?
AJ: Well, Brian took my answer, but I'll have to say his {Does pelvis thrust} ability in the sack~!
{Buzzer sounds}
Host: Sorry AJ, I guess most woman wait till the second date to notice that....Howie do you have an answer?
Howie: His eyes? {Winks at Nick}
{Bing sounds over head}
Nick: Howie~!
Howie: Yes Nicky Pooh?
Nick: Stop that~!
Howie: But I love you {runs over to Nick and jumps on his} Give it to me baby..uh huh, uh huh~!
Nick: Howie, I told you not in public...
Howie: {Gets up and makes kissing gestures at Nick} For later then.
Host: {Shakes head} Uh huh, well Kevin what's your answer going to be? Maybe you can actually get it in before the buzzer this time....
Kevin: {Angry} Listen...you...ass...
{Bing sounds overhead}
Host: Oh my God, he got one in~! Ass is the 3rd answer...the BsB win~!
To be Continued...
Announcer: Welcome to another stunning episode of Boy Band Feud~! On tonight show we have the Undefeated Backstreets Boys....
