1.) I'M NOT A MEMBER OF THE BACKSTREET BOYS~!

Please stop sending me letters saying you love me and wanna have my baby. I'm not Nick, nor am I in anyway connected with him or any of the Backstreet Boys.

2.) This is a humor site *Gasps*

Shocking but true. This is a humor page, therefore all the crap on it is FAKE, FALSE, FANTISAY. Well, except for my opinions, that's all real, but we won't get into that.

3.) Any violence/stalking portrayed on my page is to taken as a JOKE.

I would never harm any of the BsB, their family, friends, etc. Thus neither should you and if you do just remember I said NOT to so don't try and blame me...got it?!?

4.) All Rumors are what I like to call RUMORS, and nothing more.

If I thought for one-second any of the rumors were real I wouldn't post them. The Rumors section is for laughs only, so if you have an "inside scoop" please don't send it to me, cuz I won't post it.

5.) I don't hate ANY of the Backstreet Boys.

It's called exaggerating. I might just slightly disagree with a hat AJ's wearing, but on my site I make it seem like the end of the world. I don't hate Mig, I mean would I give him a fancy dancy nickname if I hated him?!? No, I wouldn't waste my time on him, why do you think I don't have a section on how much I hate Devin? Duh, because I really do hate him...BRIZZ 4 EVER~!

6.) I made everything on my page(expect the pictures which were scanned) so don't steal any of it.

Please don't piss me off by taking one of my stories and giving it to your mailing list claiming you wrote it. You never know, I might just be on that list...
Don't steal the graphics I made, it takes time to make those and beyond popular belief I don't spend all day in front of my computer finding new witty ways to rag on the BsB. Instead don't be a dick and try making your own. The AJ marigrow graphic was the very first gif I made and I think it came out pretty well, so you might surprise yourself.

7.) Please, once again, don't take my page seriously.

Lighten up, life is too short to be bitter over some stupid humor site.

8.) The "fixed" pictures on my page are, well, fixed.

The pictures in my Funny Picture section are fake, der. They were all made to look the way they do and if the proper authorities ask it wasn't me.

9.) There is only one person who makes this site.

My name's RK, hi, nice to meet you. Please, when sending me email, don't refer to me as "You guys." Last time I checked I was one person and a female at that.

10.) Finally, I'm a Backstreet Boys fan.

Pick up your jaws, because I know it's not that big of a shock. For you people who say, "Why do you waste so much time on a group you hate?" it's simple I don't hate the BsB. I mean take a look at my wallet and how empty it is, now that'll explain everything.

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1.) I delete all hatemail.

For the most part if you send me hatemail I will delete it because after all I do spend all my time in front of my computer making this site and I can't waste any of that time on you....now can I?

2.) If you email me and proclaim you know the BsB, don't expect me to shit a brick.

You know the BsB, so what? Do you want a cookie? Do you think I'm going to start kissing your ass because your tight with Nicky? Think again because I have a theory, people who brag about something are usually full of shit.

3.) Tell the BsB about my site, I don't care.

Oooo, your going to tell the BsB I'm a big fat meanie head, I'm just shakin in my boots over here. I'm hoping the BsB can laugh at themsleves like they laugh at Nsync. So go ahead and tell, besides the BsB aren't pure and innocent they've raged on people before *Cough* Nsync *Cough*

4.) Don't insult Howie because you know he's my favorite and think I'll care.

Please I've heard it all, and could frankly give a damn if you make fun of any of the BsB. But, it kinda defeats your purpose of telling me not rag on the Backstreet Boys when you do it in your email.

5.) Don't email me under a different account pretending to be someone different.

Despite what you think I'm not stupid and I can tell when the same person is emailing me, so don't waste my time. If I told you to piss off under one SN, that goes for all your SNs.

6.) Don't email my friends.

If you have a problem with me, them direct your bitchin at me not my friends, because they don't give a damn. If I have you on mail block and you wanna email my friends asking them to ask me something, take the hint and don't. One last thing, if your site has a problem with my site and something that's said on it, don't email my friends...