Here where's it all began, 2 frisky pandas and no protection. 9 or so months later Pete was born.

Pete had a twin named Phil and here they are together. However, when Phil was only 2 yrs old, he was rundown by a large blonde kid chasing an ice cream truck.

After this horrible event Pete was heard to say, "I'll find the bastard that did this and give him a retarded shark tattoo~!"

But Pete was so devastated by his twin's death that he turned to drugs...

and loose women. Then one day there was a knock at Pete's door. When he opened it there stood a hideous freak of nature...it looked like it was half pig, half monkey. The thing asked Pete if he could hide at his place because some crazy woman with a shot gun was chasing him screaming, "Suuwweee~! Here Miggy, miggy~!" Pete was so drunk that he agreed to help the horrid creature out. The next day, the funkass thing told Pete that since he had help save his life, he was going to, in return, save his.

So Mr. Ugly drugged Pete and he woke up the next day in the Betty Ford Center.

There Pete met this longwinded guy who had really big eyebrows.

He was an alcoholic too and they soon became good friends. They would often make fun of this other guy at the center who was there because he had an addiction to cocaine and underaged girls.

But, before Pete knew it his treatment at the center was over and he was out looking for a job.

I found the poor bear and felt so bad for him that I gave him a bat and a job on my site. And that boys and girls is how Pete became the Laughing Place's official mascot.