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3o Questions


::Sings:: If you've got a question YO I'll solve it check out the page while my DJ revolves it...or something like that...




RK, are you retarded?
NO, the test results came back negative but my mom does call me special.



Why do you call Nick fat? I'm looking at a picture of him and he's all boney.
I call Nick fat becauase he is...I never said there was anything wrong with being fat though, in fact I like it kinda thick. As for that picture where Nick is "boney" don't let it fool you that was probably taken back in the day. Just because a picture is in the latest addition of a magazine doesn't mean it's a new picture.



What's your favorite Backstreet Boys' song?
That's the Way I Like It and Everybody. I really don't like the slow ballads, they kinda get on my nerves...I mean I can only take so much bull shit in one setting.



Do I have a chance with Brian?
LoL, it always cracks me up when you fans actually think your going to hook up with one of the Backstreets Boys. But since you asked I'll answer your question. Lets look at the factors shall we? One, he's a famous singer with millions of blind (they've gotta be blind) girls drooling all over him each one thinking in the same frame of mind as you (assuming you guys think that is). So you have basically one in a million chance. Two, he's how old? 25? and assuming from the maturity of the question your about 12. Sorry that's statutory rape. Third and finally he doesn't even know you exist and I doubt he cares since he's getting all he wants from his girlfriend.



Why are you so mean?
Life's a bitch and well, so am I.



Your not perfect and you have flaws so why do you have to pick on others?
Well, because I CAN pick on others. I never said I was perfect and your right I do have flaws but this page isn't about me, it's about the Backstreet Boys and I don't only concentrate on their flaws I merely point them out in a few sections. But if you want to talk about my flaws hey, I'm not stopping you from making a page about me, in fact I say more power to you!



Will AJ break up with his girlfriend?
I'm sure it won't last but if and when he does break up with her you still WON'T have a chance.



You say we don't have a chance with BsB, well neither do you. Kevin has a girlfriend, I seen her and it's not you!
DUH...pshh I don't want to be Kevin's girlfriend I just wanna grab him ::evil thoughts:: I mean I couldn't take you psychopathic fans stalking me, sending me death threats, and drooling all over my man. Also to the moron who wrote this in case you can't read this is the question section and I fail to see your question.



Do you actually like the BsB because it doesn't seem like it.
Huh, it doesn't seem like I like the BsB? Well, here's a little fact for you if I didn't like the BsB I wouldn't waste my time making this page. If I hated the BsB I would be like those morons who go into the Backstreet Boys chatrooms and say they suck and they're gay. See I know that I truly like the BsB and not just for their looks because though they're not ugly they're, at the same time, nothin to write home to mom about. I see the BsB as people, just like you and me and I don't put them on pedestals like most fans. I understand that we all have flaws and that we're not perfect and that includes the Backstreet Boys. I may say some racy things about them but like I said in the beginning of my webpage it's all humor and non of it's true, I write what I see and feel. Just think of my page as satire...I'm taking what the media and fans think about the BsB and I exaggerate to get my point across. That point is the BsB are humans, not Gods, and no matter what they look like I'm in it for what so many fans have forgotten about, the music.



Why won't you admitt your just jealous of the BsB and that's why you make fun of them?
Um because I'm not jealous of them. There's no way in hell I'd want a bunch of 14 yr old psychopathic skanks chasing, stalking, obsessing over me. I would fear for my life!



Have you ever been to a Backstreet Boys concert?
As a matter of fact yes, I've been to two this year. One was in Philly and the other in Allentown. At the concert in Philly(which was my 1st BsB concert)I had really shitty seat, I couldn't even tell who was on the stage. I mean the BsB looked like ants even with my binoculars. The Allentown concert, however, was so much better, I could actually see the Backstreet Boys this time. Though there was this big ass pillar kinda blocking my view of half the stage but when the BsB can on the other side of the pillar then it was blazin! Non of that matter though cuz I got to see the band in their undies ***Words of Advice*** Always bring binoculars to the concerts and keep the shades shut unless you want some crazy girls drooling over you in you tighty whities.



Your webpage sucks and so do you.
Well, technically I suck for 50 cents. As for my webpage it sucks for free.



Why do you call Brian Mig?
Ahhh excellent question! I call Brian Mig because he kinda looks like what you would get if you crossed a monkey and a pig. So I took the M from monkey and the IG from pig and I got MIG.



You're a whore aren't you?
Yes I am a whore and AJ's my pimp.


Howie still lives at home and that's pathetic and your pathetic for liking him!
As much as I love Howie it's a shame he still lives at home with his mommy and daddy. But you know what, he might be fortunate enough to have a good home life where he's not forced to move out. Sure it doesn't look good for his image, but Howie's above that and that's exactly why I like him, he doesn't care what little bitches think. So shut up about him still living at home cuz you probably still live at home too.


Hi, my name is Nancy and I wanna know if you've never met the BsB how you can say these things about them?
Well, Nancy, it's true I've never met the BsB, but like I've said so many times before this page is HUMOR, SATIRE, SARCASM...is this sinking in yet? I say these things knowing that half of them aren't true and I say them because I'm using, dum dum dum, SATIRE and SARCASM. The media always says that BsB fans are only 14 yr old teeny boppers. I take what they say and exaggerate it in order to mock them. Oh yeah ALL BsB fans are 14 yr olds, no one over the age of 14 would ever waste their time on this group cuz they're just another boy band.<----Sarcasm...are you starting to get it? Some of you jumped on this bandwagon just because I said something about BsB fans wearing braces in my TRUE Fan Handbook(Which btw is all sarcasm) and screamed at me, "I'm a 14 yr old fan and I don't wear braces~!" Well, der. I was using satire again. You shouldn't take what I say literally, this is where the HUMOR comes in. ::Shakes head:: Geez lighten up people your only 14~! <----Sarcasm again.



If these people don't like your web site and don't believe you like the BsB and say your site sucks, why are they even at your site?
It seems so simple doesn't it? You don't like my site, then leave no one is forcing you to stay. But see, people are egotistical morons. Let me ask you a question, have you ever been in a BsB chatroom and, lets say, a Korn fan comes into the room and they start dissing the BsB? Most people's first reaction would not be to put them on ignore or to leave the room, it's to stand up for their, "babies." It's only human nature to defend things we like, most of the time it helps us to justify, not only to others but also to ourselves, why we like what we do...kinda reassuring ourselves that we are right. I suppose it's like that with my page, people read something they find offensive towards their, "babies" and they have to defend them. However, in the same respects, I assume the fans who are in the chatrooms are so ready to bitch someone out because that don't like what they've made, a BsB chatroom. The Korn fan knew it was a BsB chat, and still, not being a fan, they came into it. The BsB fans who made the chatroom never asked the Korn fan to come it, just like I never asked you anal fans to come to my site, which I took time to make. Until people learn to swallow their pride and act maturely, then I'm afraid people will continue to come to my site and give me shit about it.



You talk about how everyone has a right to their own opinion, yet everyone has to agree with your opinion...isn't that being a hypocrite?
Um no? I do believe everyone is entitled to their own opinions, but since this is my site and I, yes I, not you or any other anal BsB ass kisser, made this site, I will state my opinions, not yours. My opinion-The BsB are human beings that are far from perfection. Anal Fan Opinion-I'm going to marry Brian because he's perfect. The fan is entitled to their opinion, however ridiculous it may be, as much as I am entitled to mine. Though, I could probably back my opinion with several examples and facts, whereas the Fan's opinion is purely juvenile motivated by their hormones. Never did I say you had to agree with me, to each is its own and I try and respect that as much as possible, but when it comes to my site I'm going to post my opinions, it's as simple as that.



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