Rumors...Such Nasty Little Things


Rumors



AJ got Amanda pregnant.

Let's so some math...

1 Crackwhore
+
1 Crackhead
___________
= 2 Crackbaby Alright she's having twins~!


Howie's gay.

I pled the 5th for fear of Supes(She's a crazy Howie fan).

Nick is really a girl.

Huh, haven't I been saying this one for months?

Brian and Leighanne Broke up.

Who cares? Like you little girls have a chance with him.

Kevin is married and has 5 kids.

What?!?! Well son of a bitch. Five you say? Who did Kevin marry Lassie?

AJ's bald.

Duh.

Howie enjoys wearing women's clothing.

That's ridiculous, I never seen Howie wear any clothes let alone women's clothes.

Brian got into a car crash.

You can't prove I was the one who tampered with his brakes.

Kevin has 3 nipples.

Uh...

Nick is dating his cousin.

I thought Kevin and Brian were the ones from Kentucky?

AJ filed for bankruptcy.

Damn! I never knew the going rate for Hookers was that high!

Kevin was arrested for beating the shit out of Justin from Nsync.

Finally someone grew some balls and beat the shit out of that pussy Justin. I hope Kevin gave that prick an extra kick just for me.

Mig wears a tupee.

Yeah he does, it looks a lot like my uncle Bob's rug. Of course uncle Bob lives in the south(kind of a hick) and he just scooped up some roadkill and stick it on his head...wonder if Brian did the same...looks like it.

Nick molests Aaron.

Now that is just sick and twisted. True, but still sick and twisted.

Howie never bathes.

Let me ask you a question, would you risk dropping the soap with AJ around?

AJ and Amanda broke up.

Yeah they did, now he's all yours...damnit wait no I lied.

Nick doesn't have a penis.

This would go back to my theory that he's a girl.

Brian is the product of an evil animal experiment gone wrong.

Word, yeah he is...half monkey, half pig, 100% ugly!

Howie's an illegal immigrant.

Well, just don't sit there someone call immigrantion.

AJ wears sunglasses 24/7 to hide his bloodshot eyes so the fans won't know he gets high.

Maybe that's what's making his hair fall out...

Nick & Britney are dating.

Cute happy couple? They've got a lot in common, Nick's a moron, Britney's a moron, Britney has big boobs, Nick has big boobs. They're also both fake blondes, and they both whine when they sing. Match made in Hell.

All five guys died when their tour bus blew up.

Well, doesn't it suck to be a Backstreet Boy. One request, can I have some of Kevin's body parts? Say a toe or a finger? I wonder how much a BsB finger would go for on Yahoo auction? Hummm....

Kevin is having an affair with a horse named Trigger.

*Note to Self* Tell Kevin your dad is Mr. Ed and that your a My Little Pony in training.

Howie was found in the possession of cocaine and uppers.

If I've told Howie once, then I've told Howie twice not to hold AJ's drugs for him.

Brian was arrested on the charges of animal cruelty when he was caught having sex with his dog, Tyk.

Poor dog, no wonder his eyes are bludged like that.

AJ is often seen in the company of a woman midget, but no one knows her name.

Duh, hello, the name Howie ring any bells?



Don't be stupid, all these rumors, to my knowledge, are just that, RUMORS.