Kevin rummages around in cabinets looking for a bottle of Jack D.
Kevin walks over to Brian and grabs the bible from his hand. Brian looks scared and with a quiver in his voice says...
Brian: What do you want with the Lord's book?
Kevin runs after Brian with the bible...
Brian: Violence is not the answer my son~!
Kevin leaps for Brian and catches him by the shoulders.
Brian: The Lord see everything Kevin, think about what your doing...
Just then Nick enters the room followed by AJ. Nick has a video tape in his hands.
Nick: Hey, I got it~!
Kevin lets go of Brian.
Kevin: Your lucky your little buddy saved you, next time you might not be so lucky.
Kevin grabs Brian again...
Kevin: I want a case of Jack Daniel's in my room, on my bed before noon tomorrow or your dead God boy, you understand me?
Kevin grips Brian's shoulders harder.
Kevin: Before noon.
Kevin throws Brian back and walks over to the couch to join AJ and Nick.
AJ: He he...Nick got the tape~!
Kevin sits down on the couch and takes a swig of the vodka he had hidden in one of the cushions .
Kevin: Alright little Nick, pop it in and lets see some boobies~!
Kevin turns to Nick...
Kevin: Put in the damn tape.
Nick reaches over to the VCR and pops in the tape. The guys sit back and watch the screen.
Voice From TV: "Under the sea....under the sea....Darlin it's better down where it's wetter...under the sea..."
Kevin spits out a mouth full of vodka, while AJ shakes his head in disbelief .
Kevin: What the fuck is this Nick?
Nick turns his head from the TV screen and looks into the angry eyes of his band mates.
Nick: What's wrong with this? It's the Little Mermaid...man is she hot~! Would you look at those fins...
Nick turns his head back towards the TV...
Nick: I wouldn't mind tastin some of that seafood buffet if you know what I mean...
Nick winks at AJ as Kevin charges out of the room.
AJ: Nick, dude, your sick you know that? Your really sick.
AJ gets up and walks out the room.
Brian: Dear me, I had better go to church and pray for their souls...Nick you wanna come?
Nick is too into watching TV to hear Brian.
Brian: NICK? Oh forget it.
Brian grabs his bible and walks out the room.
Nick: Oh Aerial...I'll show you a shark attack~!
Nick licks the TV screen and it fades to black.
Kevin: Man I need a drink~!
Brian: My son, drinking is not the way of the Lord, repent now for the day of reckoning is upon us.
Kevin: Shut the fuck up Brian I need a drink...have you seen the Jack Daniel's?
Brian: The Lord called to me in the middle of the night and he said, "Brian my son, throw out that Devil juice." So I pour it down the toilet.
Kevin: You did what?
Brian: I poured it out, it was for the good of your soul...
Kevin: That's it God boy I've had enough of you~!
Kevin: I'm going to use the Lord's book to beat the leaving shit out of you...
Kevin: Ohhh the Lord see everything?
Brian: Yyes...
Kevin: Well, good then he'll see me throw your ass out the window, just like you threw my JD out.
Brian: But...
Brian: You all are going to burn in hell, God is watching he see...
Kevin: Yeah yeah he sees everything, spare us the lecture for once. I've had about enough of your crazy talk for one day...NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP~!
AJ: Mannnn Nick you told me you got the tape~!
Nick: Please, everyone loves the Little Mermaid...
AJ: No Nicky, only 10 yr old girls like the Little Mermaid.
Nick: Nuh huh...Brian likes the Little Mermaid, don't you Brian?
Brian: Well, as much entertaining value as it has the Little Mermaid is a whore, a succubus.
Nick and AJ: WHAT?!?
Brian: Just look at the little harlot...she's out prancing around half naked with a little "blow" fish as a friend. Then she's cast out the Ocean because they know her whoring ways and she runs to "Prince Eric" who we all know isn't really a Prince at all, but a pimp. Then...
AJ: Brian, man, you need to lay off the late night Billy Graham programs.
Brian: Mock me all you want, I know the way of the Lord.
AJ: Uh huh, well I know the way to the strip clubs so I'm going to go see if Kevin's up for a night on the town...
To be continued...
You've got the power. *Shakes head* Man, I've lost my mind...
