Now I know what your saying, "Damn what's this bitch's beef with Taco Bell?!?" Well, that's only one of the reason why Taco Bell should rot in hell...I have a strange suspicion that they don't even use real beef. This is the exact reason why when I order a taco salad, one of the only meals I'll eat at Taco Bell, I clearly and LOUDLY state, "NO BEEF OR BEANS." They always try and persuade me to get the "chicken" instead but I'm not buying that claim...chicken my ass. So they tell me my total 4.95 and if you think about it that's a pretty damn expensive salad but I happen to like the taco shell that it comes in. I pull up to the one window they have and I wait, and wait, and wait.While I wait I make jokes to my self ha ha, they must be growing the flour that they make the little shells with. But soon the jokes aren't funny anymore and I'm getting pissed, I could have driven down across the freakin bonder and back by now...that's must be where they keep the Taco Salad stock. Then the lady comes to take my money and she's rude, "You want hot or mild sauce with that?" Please I didn't even want meat what makes you think I want some of that ranch ass sauce of yours to fuck up my salad? I say no as politely as I can and she closes her window and I wait somemore, and wait and wait. My car starts to over heat and I have to turn it off. She finally reappears at the window with my order, and I take it. But see my mamma didn't raise no fool so I sit there and check it to make sure there's no meat or beans. I open the box and what the hell do I see all over my salad? That shit they try to play off as beef~! I have to crawl out my car's window and bang on the drive throw window. The lady that works there and is like, "WHAT?!?" Breathe Rebecca breathe...I nicely say that there's wasn't suppose to be any "meat" on my salad and I assumed that I had waited there all that time because I had a special order and it took Einstein that made the Taco Salad extra time to leave off 2 of it's original contents. And what does the bitch do? She looks at me cross eyed and grabs the bag out of my hands. I climb back in window totally beyond pissed and wait some more.
By now the cars that were behind me have reversed out of the drive-through and taken their business else where probably cursing me for Taco Bell's incompetents. The lady comes back and shoves the bag in my face and I check my order a second time, no meat, praise the Lord in heaven. I drive home and when I get inside I sit down ready to eat my dinner. I shove a bit into my mouth and ::spits:: what do I find? BEANS~! I HOPE THOSE FUCKERS AT TACO BELL ROT IN HELL~! Now I could understand if this like happened once but it happens every freakin time I go there. NO MEAT NO BEANS. I know you don't need a high school diploma to work there but come on NO MEAT NO BEANS is not that hard to follow. It's so simple, put some damn grass into a little shell add some tomatoes and cheese, a little spoon full of sour cream, ta da~! It's not freakin brain surgery.
Then Taco Bell, knowing I'm mad at them, tries to butter me up with a cute little Chihuahua as their mascot, I mean it's better than that scary ass clown McDonald's lost my business over. *Note Ronald McDonald is the Devil* Taco Bell almost makes me forget about their stupidity buy selling those talking Chihuahua dogs...almost cuz then I remember that Mig has a Chihuahua namedTyke and I have flashbacks of eating a mouthful of beans and I'm bitter again. ::Wags fist:: I HOPE TACO BELL ROTS IN HELL~!
Let's ask Kevin, Kevin do you like Taco Bell?
2.)They're tricky sons of bitches...make me think my order was right.
3.) They're slow.
4.)They always try and make me eat those poor cats.
5.)The drive-through lady always gets salty with me.
6.) They endorce Pepsi not Coca-Cola.
7.)They have a nerve to try and kiss ass by making a cute Chihuahua their mascot.
8.)They're expensive.
9.)I get attacked by flies everytime I go there.
10.) THEY MADE ME EAT BEANS~!
