Kevin one word...Tweezers.

Nick if your going to get something permeant, get something that doesn't look stupid. ::Coughs:: shark tattoo ::Cough::

Brian two word...Paper bag

Howie, when talking try not to say the same word over and over and over and over and over again. It's really, really, really, are we getting the point, annoying...

Kevin dear, close your mouth.

Nick three words....Hooked on Phonics

Kevin take off your shirt more, and dance less.

Howie why stop at your chest? Shave those hairy mothers you call legs too.

Nick the correct definition of the word scarce is, limited; lacking in amount. The word you were looking for that stupid ass quote of yours is UNCERTAIN.

AJ your white.

Kevin your hot, please get naked.

Howie are you really the breakfast Burrito man cuz if so Taco Bell messed up my order again and heads are going to roll...

Brian I seen you give that bat to Nick and not to my baby Kevin (All Access Video)...This why I'm coming after you with mine.

Nick never, ever, so long as you live, put braids in your hair again....NEVER~!

Kevin my name is Trigger...please ride me bareback.

AJ did you ever think that your balding is a direct result of you dying your hair more frequently than you change your underwear?

Nick, you have a potty mouth...tsk tsk.

Howie next time Nick calls you a dumbass you need to beat the shit out of him...really it'll make you feel much better.

Kevin, don't talk, just stand there and look pretty.

Brian your pretty short, I bet it would be easy to kick your ass...

AJ your not a pimp, and if your not careful one day a real pimp will put the smack down on your bony ass for mocking his lifestyle.

Here's a quote...

Nick: I went on the internet one day and people were talking about me being overweight. I mean, I know I do kind of fluctuate with my weight and stuff...I'm really not that overweight for my size and my height and everything, but it really does hurt my feelings a lot when people say that. It's like, yeah, I really do have a stomach, but it's not like [ that bad ]...I get picked on because of it.

-Ha ha, don't lie Nick you can't read.

Kevin you have a flat ass but that's ok cuz you make up for it in other places ::winks::

Speaking of winking, Howie, don't wink, it just makes you look like a retard with an eye problem.

Brian, I'm sorry about being so mean...lets be friends. ::Laughs ass off:: When migs fly~!

AJ it's bad to have sex with underaged girls.

Nick I'll tell you what, I'll buy your solo Cd if, and only if, you sign it, "To RK, the girl who's going to beat the living shit out of me with this Cd when I hand it back to her."

Brian I bet you don't like me...he he, good now we're even.

Howie are you asexual?

Kevin when we get married we're going to have to disown Mig. It'll be ok though, cuz I'll get you a dog or something to replace him.

AJ, do you think that if Howie knew you slept with his mom he'd be pissed and get a big shot gun and chase you around trying to kill you? Oh..... So I shouldn't have mailed him that video???

Nick, whenever I see you I'm going to start humming the theme song from jaws cuz, hey, your shark tattoo is funny.

Hey Brian, guess what. I got a present just for you... Ta da, a paper bag~! Go ahead, try it on...

Howie your going to burn in hell...you had premarital sex, shame shame.

Kevin you too, but since your already going to burn in eternal damned nation why not have a little fun before you do ::winks::

Nick don't strain yourself trying to think about it...your burning too.

AJ I bet can you feel the flames of hell already...

Brian, he he, ::Pokes Brian with pitchfork:: they like having pig roasts in hell...

Howie if I gave you a shiny nickel would you give me a lap dance?

Howie you can't fool me, your like every other man; you like stupid, big breasted woman. Don't deny it, that's why your seeing Nick.

Kevin, you really should lighten up. I know what you need, you need a good laugh. Go find Nick and ask him to show you his shark tattoo.

Hey AJ, I noticed you like to shop. It's a damn shame your taste sucks...

Howie does it piss you off that AJ thinks he's Puerto Rican?

Brian are you house broken?

Kevin does it piss you off when Mig pees on the carpet?

Nick do you still wet your bed?

Brian have you had your shots yet?

Kevin, can you please give Brian his shots...I've left the gun beside the couch with plenty of bullets.

Nick do you like the Ocean?

AJ you should get a tattoo on your ass that says, "This is an ass." just in case you moon Nick. Ya know how he's slow....

Howie does your mom still dress you? If so, tell her no more overalls your 26 not 10.

AJ does your mom still dress you? She should...

Kevin, I seen a picture of one of your brothers...I don't know which one it was but he was really hot and bald to boot. Can I get a piece of that?

Brian I seen a picture of your brother...are you adopted?

Nick can I call you Jabberjaw?

Howie do the other guys make fun of you for having a lazy eye cuz that's really mean.

AJ do you wear mascara? Can I borrow?

Kevin can I barrow...your body that is.

::Shudders:: I just had a terrible vision...Brian naked. Someone, quick, give me a hot poker to gouge out my eyes with.

::Whispers:: Pstt hey Nick, does AJ scare you? Yeah me too.

Howie when in concert, why even put a shirt on in the first place? Just come out bare chested and maybe certain other band members will get the idea. ::Little girl screams:: "Yeah Nick~!" No, you little bitch are you mad!?! I was talking about Kevin.

AJ maybe if you didn't go around humping poor innocent stages you wouldn't pull your groin.

Kevin do you take downers? Is that what makes you talk so slow?

Nick do you name your bongs?

Howie a good indication that your in the Women's Department would be the dresses on the mannequins.

AJ do you enjoy wearing women's underwear? If so you can borrow one of my bras...

Kevin it's ok to smile, it won't make you any less of a man.

Brian it's ok that your proud to love God, so am I.

Nick have you seen that movie Deep Blue Sea, ya know the one about the killer sharks? Yeah that one lady who got eaten by a shark looked a lot like you...I think she even had a shark tattoo too.

AJ do you wear gloves because your fingers are so freaky looking?

Kevin are you aware of the fact that chaps are a man's bestfriend and should be wear all the time?

Brian do you have a leash?

Nick have you ever seen that X-Files episode where the tattoos come to life and tell people to do things? LoL, wouldn't it be funny if yours came to life and ate you?