9.) It was part of her contract with TransCon

8.) She was sick of the TP falling out when she did those oh so thrilling back-flips.

7.) It was either breast implants or a tattoo that said, "front."

6.) Record sells where down.

5.) She was tired of being mistaken for Kid Rock.

4.) The little mid-drifts weren't attracting enough fans to the live shows.

3.) Her boyfriend, Justin, told her it would make her a super star(did he mention what kind of star, um like a porn star?)

2.) She's a Mofo Slut

And the number one reason why skankie got her boobies inlarged...

1.) She seen that Nick Carter had bigger breasts.