::Coughs:: Slut ::Coughs:: Well, well, well if it isn't Britney Spears, the "Queen of Pop" as some moronic journiliats call her. Just wait until one of those impants breaks, then she really will be the Queen of Pop. ~*Yo, B dat be my bitch, she's one fine lookin muther*~! She the fuck up Justin no one asked you. So little Miss Brit thought by shooting these skankass pictures for Rolling Stone that people would stop comparing her to Debbie Gibson and I hate to do this, but quote, "I was tired of being compared to Debbie Gibson and all of this bubblegum pop all the time." Britney, dear, what in the hell do you think you sing~!?! Dum dum dum...Bubblegum pop. Damn this girl is stupid...her shirt must be on too tight. Either that or...Oh no~! An implant's exploded and the toxic silicon they put in those things is distroying the only 12 braincells she has~! Awww what a pity....~*Yo is dat biotch going to explode*~? We can all hope...
Justin "Hooked on Ebonics" Timberlake Explains...
The Real Silicon Valley... ~*Yo dis be where B exposes dat bitch*~!
*Britney Before the Surgery... ~*Yo dis be a picture of Britney befo da plastic*~!
Mofo Slut Pictures... ~*Yo dis be some HOT pics of da whore*~! ::Beats Justin:: She's an ugly bitch
Britney's 2 cents... ~*Yo B, ain't dis be how much dis bitch costs*~? Um yeah...
Top 10 Reasons... ~*Yo dis be da Top 10*~!
Like, I'm Britney Spears... ~*Yo dis be like an interview wit Britney*~!
Britney, Our Guide Through Life... ~*Yo dis be a book by Britney or some shit*~!
Excuse me~!?!... Yo dis be where B, gets pissed*~!
He he, ha ha That Bitch is Funny... ~*Yo dis be where B makes some funny jokes*~!
Britney Spears Help Hotline... Yo dis be a help hotline run by Britney*~!
No, I'm not Jelaous... ~*Yo dis be where B sets the record straight*~!
