Then as if all the nasty skanks weren't cruel enough to my eyesight that hick Bob, I mean Kid Rock, had to come out on stage without a shirt on and I'm not even going to mention that scary ass midget of his...no not Howie, DJ Short or whatever his name is. *Shudders* I'll be having nightmares for the rest of my life, thank you very much MTV. To add to all my pain I also seen that dog face Chris Kirkpatrick and of course my natural reaction to seeing something so hideous is to cover my eyes, but I forgot I had my eyebrow ring in and ended up pushing the ring into my eyebrow.....Ouch, I'm still in pain~! *Wages fist* I'll get even with dog face if it's the last thing I do. Oh yeah one more thing, MTV make a note, don't ever give the Beastie Boys an award ever again, and if you do please save all your viewers from the long painful death of boredom by not letting them go on and on about world issues we need to deal with. God it's MTV not CNN.

Anyway so I niavely thought the BsB would make up for all the fake and scary ass but, lo, I was wrong. Howie trying to be ghetto?!? That's a damn shame because I seen Puff Daddy eyeing him like she was about to pop a cap in his ass. Of course who could forget Nicky *Shudders* he obviously missed where the shower was in the hotel because that boy looked like he was bobbing for donuts in a vat of grease. Next there was my personal favorite Mig, actually I tried not to notice him and it worked to because, damn, did you see Kevin?!? He's a big bad man and he needs to back that thing up, back it up right over here...no Kevin over here, no not that blonde slut~! Last and God knows certainly least, there was AJ.....Yet another question, what in the hell was he thinking borrowing one of Britney Spears little belly shirts?!? AJ you retarded, man. He should have been up there dancing with Fat Boy Slim and the Special Ed Club Dancers. This all leads me to my announcement...I no longer hate Mig the most, oh no, now I hate AJ. Denise, come on you can tell me, he's a crackbaby isn't he? Kevin dear, words of advice, you might not want to leave your Vigara lying around the tour bus anymore, because it can't be heathly for AJ to take so much.

Now, let's move on to the piece of shit live show BsB put on, oops I mean yippie the BsB sucked ass doing their live act. Once again death to the dancers, I hope you all, especially the blonde whore who was sportin the Chris look, rot in hell. Nick you greasy bitch, you looked a mess, were you going for the sumo wrestler look? Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto? I couldn't exactly tell, and I would have paid more attention to you if my ass wasn't on the floor laughing at AJ. Kevin *sighs* looked hella good, damn even Mig looked decent compared to that fruit AJ. I don't remember seeing Howie, I think we was bonding with Kid Rock's midget backstage or something...

They sounded, um awful? Yes, awful, is the correct word...someone needs to beat whoever keeps singing off key. I think it's either Nick or Howie, but I'm not sure yet, but when I find out... Even worse, they sounded winded, I think they all needed a hit from Brian's oxygen tank or something. *Shudders* I just had an AJ belly shirt flashback...oh the horrors my eyes have seen tonight. I'm telling you guys right now, if the concert I go to is anything as cheap as the VMAs there's going to be some serious shit going down in the BsB hood. All my favorite bands are going to shit. First LFO *Shudders* Devin, that fat lipped fucker. I hope he rots in hell too~! Now the BsB *Looks up to the sky* WHY?!? I've tried to be a good dedicated fan. Hell, I bought Millennium like a loyal fan, it sucked but did I go back and ask for a refund? Did I stop liking them, as I should have, as I would have any other group? No, and how do they repay me? Sluts galore and winded live shows? Well, the BsB can take all that shit and shove it because I'm one pissed off bitch.