When I seen this picture of them flying in the air for the first time I actually fell out of my seat laughing. I had heard about them coming in on surfboards but I didn't think it was going to be so damn funny. I just have one question, who came up with that crackass idea? Nick, was it you? I bet it was, that's the kind of idea you'd come up with, "Hey, you guys lets fly in on surfboards~! The fans will love it, cuz we're like above them and stuff~!" Oh yeah I know I'm going to love it, love laughing at you. Seeing how I have nose bleed again I can throw rocks at you and not get caught, he he. Just some words of advice, lose those retarded surfboards and just jump out of the ground again.Now I seen a list of the songs they're suppose to sing and God help me not to fall asleep half way through the concert and drool all over the place like last time. I'm going to need to stock up on lighters...ya know what, wait, instead of bringing 20 lighters and burnin the hell out my fingers I'll just get a blow-torch. YEAH~! And I could like "accidently" light a little annoying fan on fire I mean with all the cheap ass K-Mart perfume she'll just ignite into a big ball of flames. Crispy Critters~! Then after they put out that bitch I can steal her seat. But shhh that's on the DL. My question is who are the BsB trying to be? Kenny G? Yanni? Please, someone needs to beat some freakin sense into these guys....We came to the concert to dance and have a good time, not sleep.
More resently someone asked me a very good question:
...one question what is ur opinion of the damn bsb dancers?
::Thinks:: The words suck ass come to mind. Aww why am I being nice about this? I hate them, they're annoying, nasty, and skanky. I wish an overhead prop would "accidentally" break loose while they were practicing on the stage and crush them all. Oops, I mean I sure do love those dancers. As if seeing half naked sluts in their videos wasn't blinding enough now they have to add a little "ho" to the live shows. I really wish they were singing their solos this year's concert cuz then when Kevin said, "Let me hear you say Ho ho," I could be like, "The bitch is standing right next to you~!" Dancers, an unneeded distraction if you ask me. Now if they were in a few of the songs, say like one, then I could understand and it'd all be ok, but those mofos are in all the freakin songs. I'm sorry but I'm not a very bright person and it's hard enough for me to locate Kevin on stage with only the 4 other guys, but now there's God knows how many of those little rankass dancers, and you know what that means...more heads/bodies to get in the way. For example, when I'm illegally taking my pictures during the show and I see a perfect Kevin picture opportunity, I just know one of those skanks is going to get in the way and then my picture will be fucked. Then when I'm appearing in court and the judge asked me why I felt the need to jump up on stage and beat the living shit out of one of the dancers with my camera I can use my picture as evidence.
See the dancers are an unneeded pain in the ass, and I say give them the boot. The fans don't like them, the critics don't like them, and I'm sure the "Firm" doesn't like them cuz they have to dish out 20 more paychecks which takes away from their paychecks which inflates the prices of BsB paraphernalia to cover the difference and I ask you who suffers in the long run? Us fans that who. So you ask do I like the dancers...hell no. But that's just my little opinion...
So this year's concert proves to be...interesting. With the exciting surfboards, and dancers, no one knows what could happen, I just hope I don't end up getting arrested...
Please note the above was a joke, I don't wish death upon anyone, *gagges* that includes the dancers...especially those fine ass male ones~!
