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Mouse grins at BruceFan and scampers up his pantleg Michel gives Kiss a heart throbbing kiss. Zeeman says: ack CastleCrier smiles: quiet please :) CastleCrier says: Will the Groom and his best man stand here before Father Finno Brucefan stop that tickles Michel coughs and clears throat FinnO snores Mouse leaps down and straightens her pretty red thong Brucefan thinks ahh seems I have been here before Laura coughs CastleCrier nudges Father Finno Michel sings o//~ mi mi mi mi mi miiiiiii mi mi o//~ CastleCrier says: attention Mouse snaps to FinnO gropes lorrie in his sleep Brucefan waves the Irish Whiskey under the preachers nose CastleCrier says: Singer please come down near Father Finno Singer walks and stands by Father Finno FinnO opens an eye FinnO closes it CastleCrier says: will the wedding party start slowly down the aisle Michel asks: can i have a nip of the whiskey Brucefan ??? Singer clears her throat Singer pinches the Father's tush when no one is looking Brucefan passes the whiskey Bill tosses a piece of cheese in the aisle Mouse begins slowly walking down the aisle, smiling at the crowd, tossing peanuts here and there Singer sings o//~ The King is in the dell, The King is in the dell o//~ !! Joan shouts: hey!! don't forget me !! Brucefan if I could only get it out of Father Finno's hand Mouse snatches the cheese lightening fast Michel grabs the bottle and drink half the bottle Singer sings o//~ Hi Ho The Derrio, The King In The Dell o//~ FinnO sings o//~ Dell .. who is she? o//~ Singer sings o//~ The King takes a wife, The King takes a wife o//~ Mouse runs the rest of the way and slides to a stop on Finno's shoe Singer sings o//~ Hi Ho The Derrio, The King Takes A Wife o//~ Singer sings o//~ Now The King loves the wife, The King Loves the wife o//~ Singer sings o//~ Hi Ho The Derrio, the King loves the wife o//~ Jade exclaims: SAFE! Bill asks: king? Jade says: oops Singer sings o//~ The Wife takes a Child, The Wife takes a Child o//~ Singer sings o//~ Hi Ho The Derrio, the Wife takes a child o//~ Mouse pats down the Preacher's leg, checking for weapons Singer sings o//~ The King pays for life, The King pays for life o//~ Bill chuckles Michel thinks . o O ( another child .. I am getting a sister then ???? ) Mouse gasps quietly to herself...oh MY Singer sings o//~ Hi Ho The Derrio, the King pays for life o//~ Kiss grins Bill says to Mouse: watch out it may go off Singer singer smiles, pats the Father's tush again and goes to sit down FinnO coughs Mouse stands near the Singer now, eyes trained on the Bride Lorrie thinks . o O ( brazen singer ) FinnO says: Before us stand King Zeeman and Queen Joan Lorrie snuggles with Brucefan as she watches !! Mouse shouts: Bring her ON Zeeman exclaims: I'm here! FinnO looks !! Joan shouts: hey!! don't forget me !! FinnO waits _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From Brucefan: The queen is pregnant | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_) Lorrie thinks . o O ( I better sit down he has to best man it, darn it ) Lorrie faints, not THIS Queen Jade faints Mouse covers her mouth, eyes streaming with tears....is the baby mine? Zeeman says: y forget the best man Michel hands over the smelling salts to lorrie Zeeman says: he's all done Lorrie says: Brucefan is filling in as best man Lorrie says: now get up there and get married Zeeman exclaims: ok! Lorrie says: no more delays !! Zeeman shouts: Raccy! Kiss coughs..is it normal the bride is still in her room ?? Mouse stomps on the Preacher's foot, I want the Bride here !! Zeeman shouts: WOOHOO!!! _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From CastleCrier: will the Bride please enter the chapel | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_) Joan has arrived. _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From CastleCrier: Damsel Raccoon is here | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_) FinnO feeds the maid to the royal cat Jade slaps herself awake again. Pregnant?? CastleCrier chants an ancient spell... Thunder is heard as the sky opens and Raccoon appears. Michel warmly hugs Joan. Mouse darts around in circles smiling happily Joan smiles warmly at Michel. Raccoon smiles Laura gets a tissue out Java plays Bill hugs raccoon glad you made it Brucefan beams we are going to have our first net baby Mouse tosses some peanuts at Raccy FinnO waits CastleCrier looks at Brucefan Raccoon hugs you all. glad i could make it. sorry for being late Zeeman exclaims: I'm on number 1 Lorrie faints again wondering who in hell he is talking about Zeeman exclaims: 6! Mouse thinks . o O ( this baby will my first ) Michel hands over the smelling salts to lorrie again !! Zeeman says: not as late as my best man Jade asks: who's the best man? _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From CastleCrier: ok lets begin | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_) Michel thinks . o O ( she better keep the bottle ) CastleCrier nods to Father....get this done before they get drunk Mouse runs over to Zeeman and stands next to him now Laura coughs 30 mins late Zeeman says: toooo laaaate??? Java plays in the organ the wedding march Raccoon says: wooers Brucefan slides into temporary best man spot FinnO says: Before us stand King Zeeman and Queen Joan Mouse pelts peanuts at the Singer.....Sing it, baby Lorrie watches her hubby's tush as he walks to the alter Lorrie faints FinnO says: to unite in Royal Net Wedlock. Raccoon watches FinnO says: King Zeeman's bestman is King Brucefan Zeeman pinches mouses butt (for good luck ya know) Mouse yelps FinnO says: who carries the wedding rings. FinnO thinks . o O ( i hope ) Mouse raises a paw, I do Joan looks at her hubby Mouse smirks FinnO says: The Queen's Maid of Honor is Damsel Mouse Joan exclaims: behave !! FinnO says: who carries the smelling salts and scroll of Dowry Lorrie sits regally Mouse smiles peacefully at the bride Bill thinks . o O ( heck he is not married, allowed that extra pinch ) Raccoon snaps a few pictures Michel starts getting tears in his eyes Zeeman says: dowry scroll FinnO says to Joan: Queen Joan, please state to your groom the dowry you are presenting him with as his right. Zeeman says: ack Jade hands some tissues to michel There there Lorrie listens to the dowry Zeeman says: only half of what I type is coming out Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Mouse winks at the bride Zeeman exclaims: do! Mouse murmers.....wait til later, SugarBritches Zeeman exclaims: save some for me!! Bill thinks . o O ( the 19th ) Joan says: clears her throat and reads from the scroll: Brucefan attempts to calm Zee FinnO pokes joan Zeeman moans softly. Joan says: I am presenting my groom King Zeeman with Mouse bites Finno's ankel Zeeman says: sushi! Brucefan wonders what the Father poked her with?? Joan says: One Treasure Chest captured from Pirates Zeeman exclaims: BEER! Mouse whispers to BruceFan....his weapon Joan says: containing lots of "ka-ching" Zeeman exclaims: I LOVE YOU HONEY!! Philippe gives zeeman another duvel Joan says: One Slot Machine Zeeman says: *hic* Michel thinks . o O ( oh there is my child support ) Zeeman says: slots Lorrie thinks . o O ( wow ) !! Zeeman shouts: yes! Joan says: One Working Computer Zeeman Tamper Proof Joan says: One new vacumn for his chores Zeeman says: you've past the age my son..on your own Joan says: Beer Glasses for his bar Lorrie thinks . o O ( dont count on it ) Mouse fidgets inpatiently Michel :(:(:( Joan says: Handcuffs and rope for his playroom Zeeman exclaims: oh I love you sooooo much! Mouse stuffs her mouth full of cheese Lorrie arches a brow Joan says: A years supply of food and desserts Zeeman exclaims: YES! Jade thinks . o O ( a treasure chest less all the taxes would leave Zeeman with the amazing amount of 5 american dollars and 32 cents.... woohoo! ) Raccoon sings o//~ here comes the bride here comes the groom o//~ Joan says: His own Sushi Bar/Restaurant Joan says: His own cellar bar/playroom Brucefan says: sorry but the King must have his taxes Zeeman exclaims: heaven! Mouse gags....mice don't do sushi Lorrie nods to her King FinnO asks to Zeeman: Is this Dowry as presented to you acceptable? Lorrie looks at Zeeman Brucefan nudges Zee say Yes Jade bites her nails waiting for the grooms answer Zeeman exclaims: damn it! Bill asks: is that no? Brucefan says: no not damn it - yes Michel looks at his "Daddy" ..... Zeeman says: sorry Belle blinks Zeeman says: I'm FinnO will have Zeeman for confession later.. Zeeman says: in ping heaven Mouse holds the bride's flowers carefully plucking petals... she loves me, she loves me not Jade asks: was there a Yes before the damn it?? Zeeman says: heaven even Lorrie holds her breath Zeeman asks: what was the question>? Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Michel bops zeeman CastleCrier exclaims: do you accept the damn dowry! Jade rolls her eyes. Here we go Zeeman exclaims: oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Bill chuckles softly Joan thinks . o O ( thank god ) CastleCrier sits her royal ass back down...whew Zeeman says: better than that empty keg of wine I got last time Raccoon snickers FinnO turns to the guests Brucefan says: it wasnt empty when you got it Laura gets a tear to her eye Zeeman says: sure sure Mouse sneaks over to Zeeman and scampers up, inside his pantleg Zeeman takes a deep breath Brucefan hmmm guess he doesnt remember drinking it - and found an empty keg when he woke up Jade thinks . o O ( the keg had only one default. It had a hole. ) FinnO asks: if Queen Joan requires that I hear King Zeeman's confession due to her high status in the Royal Court? Zeeman moans softly. Zeeman says: wait lets take a five minute break Lorrie says: ohhhh I do so love a good confession Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Mouse deposits some of her cheese there Lorrie sits on the edge of her seat Zeeman says: have to get this mouse out of my pants Joan waits to hear the confession Raccoon laffs Raccoon says: ya ya zeeman Zeeman asks: confession? Zeeman thinks . o O ( Oh shit ) Brucefan says: yes FinnO says to Zeeman: kneel and confess your sins outloud before me and the whole congregation. Mouse falls down with a * plop * and runs to the bride Philippe is listening!! Brucefan says: confess that you love her Zeeman says: OMG Laura nudges the person next to her can u lend me a tissue please Zeeman says: you MUST be Joking Mouse leans in closer....come now Zeeman, tell us all Zeeman says: this will take hours Lorrie whispers to Brucefan , arent you glad I didnt make you confess? Mouse flings a box of tissues into the crowd Lorrie thinks . o O ( we'd still be here ) Philippe says: drink that bottle and tell it her Jade hands a box of tissues to Laura Zeeman says: guilty of all..thats all I can tell ya Mouse smirks at Lorrie Brucefan says: ah but confession is good for the soul FinnO thinks . o O ( I will be selling tapes of Joan's confession after ceremony ) Michel says: just say you love her .. that is all she want to hear Bill says: ouch Laura whispers to Jade thanks Jade says: that doesnt sounds too good Zeeman says: I confess my love for this woman Lorrie bops Michel, I wanna hear the good stuff Zeeman exclaims: and thats it! Jade exclaims: WHICH ONE!!!! Zeeman says: oh thats profess Mouse snaps her tail around, hitting the Preacher Zeeman says: oh well Lorrie says: awww thats sweet Lorrie asks: and? Zeeman says: and what? Philippe wants a tape with the confessions of Joan Zeeman asks: you want me to make a speech? Bill thinks . o O ( perhaps the name of Joan would be helpful ) Lorrie sighs no, but I was hoping for dirt Lorrie pouts Philippe says: yessss Zeeman Mouse jumps up and down, we want HOT STUFF Zeeman says: I am with out sin..cast those stones Philippe says: speech speech speech Lorrie shuts up Brucefan says: I think they want you to give up the dirt - but dont do it Belle smirks Mouse peppers Zeeman with peanuts Bill reaches for a boulder Belle thinks . o O ( a man with out sins ) Zeeman says: there is no dirt FinnO asks to Zeeman: is that all? Zeeman exclaims: I'm BORING! Zeeman says: thats it man..I mean Father Lorrie sighs Mouse gasps and clutches her heart FinnO frowns Bill tosses the piece of cheese toward zeeman Brucefan says: Hmmm that isnt what Joan says Zeeman says: oh wait Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Mouse exclaims: Father Finno...this man is not innocent! Lorrie sits on edge again Zeeman says: I was just reminded Joan looks Lorrie ears perk up Bill chuckles Zeeman gives Belle back her Silk nightie Raccoon sits back chuckling Belle faints omg that's where it went Lorrie gasps Jade gasps Joan says: omg Zeeman says: I love silk Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Belle says: hey wait this one is blue where is my red one Laura eeeks Mouse covers her eyes Zeeman exclaims: thats it! Jade says: uh oh Mouse thinks . o O ( she is all mine i tell you ) Lorrie motions to Father... Zeeman gives Mouse her EXTRA seguined red g string Philippe gives mouse some handcuffs Mouse bats her eyelashes at the Bride Joan looks at Mouse Zeeman exclaims: thats IT I tell YA! Mouse grins wide at Philippe and snaps the cuffs on Zeeman's ankles Joan says: It's enough Hon FinnO says to Zeeman: for these terrible sins you must pay pennance Zeeman says: oh man Jade nods at zeeman we believe you... Zeeman says: come on pops Raccoon says: sorry i have to toodle gang and get ready for work Lorrie hugs raccoon Zeeman warmly hugs Raccoon. Mouse says: thanks for coming, Raccy Brucefan says: relax Zee as King I can overide any sentence Raccoon hugs you all and many best wishes for zee and joan Joan warmly hugs Raccoon. Raccoon says: ok. Raccoon says: catch me up later SIGN OFF: Feisty Raccoon Lady in Red Lorrie thinks . o O ( as king of owner that is ) Philippe winks at mouse !! Omega shouts: sorry have to go. Congrats Zeeman and Joan :) Zeeman exclaims: override Bf override! Zeeman warmly hugs Omega. Lorrie winks at Brucefan Joan warmly hugs Omega. Mouse watches Zeeman hop in place and snickers to herself Jade thinks . o O ( strike one for Brucefan ) !! Omega shouts: bye all Brucefan smiles Java warmly hugs Omega. FinnO says to Zeeman: after honeymoon is over you must for your sins for the period of one year offer your self as transport for any lady who wishes it to be carried on your back, either singly or all at once Omega warmly hugs Zeeman. Philippe waves at omega Omega warmly hugs Joan. Omega warmly hugs Java. Zeeman says: damn man Zeeman says: that alot Joan laughs Lorrie roars Michel whistles Omega says: bye Philippe Zeeman says: cut me some slack Mouse takes a flying leap and lands on Zeeman's back Lorrie thinks . o O ( I'll be first , that will end the year sentence in a hurry ) SIGN OFF: Omega "I am the end of myself" Philippe says: bye omega ;) Zeeman says: worse than the catholic church Lorrie thinks . o O ( unless he has a back like a mule ) FinnO says to Zeeman: ok you have to paint yourself purple as well Zeeman says: alright Mouse perches on Zee's shoulder and smiles Zeeman says: I agree Jade woohoo Purple Zeeman LOL better than being drunk LOL FinnO asks: Who gives this woman to this man? Zeeman thinks . o O ( this is costing me big time ) Michel exclaims: I DO !!!!! Zeeman looks Joan looks at Michel Michel says: payment will come later ;) Lorrie blinks FinnO says to Michel: nono you dont say that bit Mouse stuffs Zee's ear with cheese Zeeman says: if you were only 12 agaian Zeeman says: I'd... Michel says: for you .. i'm 12 FinnO turns to Zeeman Philippe looks at Michel...12?? Michel clears throat .. I am the one who gives my Mom to Zeeman Jade says: for only 20 easy payments of 19.95 you get a brand new Joan... and as a bonus a child. what do you say about this offer???????;) Zeeman says: times 200 a month Lorrie has a tear remembering her own sweet wedding just 3 months ago FinnO asks to Zeeman: Do you King Zeeman take Bishopess Joan as your Royal netwife, to love her, to keep her, to pay child support, to clean the castle, prepare the meals,vacumn and dust, wash windows, and hand her 90% of your weeklys earnings as long as ye both shall live? Mouse giggles at Jade Michel says to Philippe: do i look old for my age or what Joan agrees with that Michel gives Joan a heart throbbing kiss. Zeeman says: my God thats a lot man Philippe giggles Lorrie exclaims: you can handle it! Zeeman says: 90%? Jesus! Bill makes note...never get net married to much involved Philippe asks: are you sure Zeeman?? Mouse moans to herself and jumps down to stand by Joan FinnO adds to pennance Brucefan says: it is either that or else Jade mumbles something about michel ages.. then stutters. . N.. na nahhhh not old at all Michel Zeeman exclaims: YES I DO!!! Lorrie pokes Brucefan, you didnt get a "or else!" FinnO turns to Joan Zeeman takes another shot and kisses his ass goodbye Philippe warmly hugs Jade. Mouse pinches the bride's tush when no one is watching Brucefan smiles because I am Special LOST CONNECTION: Michel is back AGAIN !!!!! Zeeman says: ah Lorrie nods and smiles, that you are. Jade warmly hugs Philippe. Zeeman says: whoa there Mousey FinnO asks to Joan: Do you Queen Joan take King Zeeman as your Royal nethusband, to love him, to keep him, and to make him obey in all husbandly things including but not limited to cooking , cleaning, and taking care of all his monetary assets as a good wife should? Lorrie waits for joans turn Zeeman says: a bit for me Joan exclaims: I DO !! Zeeman asks: what? Mouse sobs openly now....no no Zeeman says: wait a sec Lorrie says: oh my Jade exclaims: that was fast! Zeeman says: no kiddin! Lorrie thinks . o O ( loud and clear ) Zeeman scrolls back FinnO says to Brucefan: King Brucefan, may I have the rings please. Joan smiles warmly at Zeeman. Jade giggles incontrollably. Brucefan hands the rings to Finno Philippe exclaims: Zeeman i think they got you!! Zeeman asks: husbandly things?? Joan fdl Zeeman asks: who paid you off FinnO? Philippe looks at joan Lorrie snickers Bill plays the taps for Zeeman Joan has a look of complete innocence. Brucefan says: watch it Zee next thing you they will cut off your booze Jade says: Yeah zee.. you cook, you clean, you take care of michel and Joan watches tv and gets to surf the internet LOL Zeeman says: this is payback bid time FinnO says: A ring is a circle with no beginning and no end. It symbalizes eternity. May these circles be unbroken. May your spirits be joined forever. Mouse slides rolls of quarters up Zee's pants now Zeeman asks: wtf does she do? Joan says: nothing Zeeman laughs out loud! Mouse whispers...we gotta talk before you say I do FinnO hands a ring to Zeeman Zeeman says: you must be joking! Lorrie exclaims: she beds you is enough! Lorrie says: oops Zeeman says: oh man Zeeman bends over Lorrie slinks down in her pew Brucefan says: well now that sounds like it is a bargan Zee Philippe exclaims: Zeeman you always can go back!! Mouse huffs, well i'm getting her on the side so there Zeeman says: just stick it in FinnO says to Zeeman: Please place this ring on Queen Joans finger and speak any words you wish to say at this time Jade says: I wanna hear this Lorrie sits back up to listen Brucefan says: no Zee that is what you get to do Zeeman says: 'takes the ring and places it on Joans finger' Mouse cackles to herself Zeeman says: crap Joan asks: crap ?? Zeeman says: wait Jade says: crap.. well that was romantic Mouse gasps....oh my Belle thinks . o O ( where will she put his at ) Lorrie asks: wait? Zeeman says: I wish to say something Brucefan says: watch out Zee you will be the one cleaning that crap FinnO looks at crap on floor.. who did that? Joan listens Zeeman says: I know Zeeman says: I'll be cleaning forever Zeeman says: Joan Zeeman says: My Love Laura wonders if she will need the tissues Zeeman says: I spend more time with you than anyone else in my life Mouse taps one foot Philippe bops mouse Lorrie smiles Mouse winces and quiets down Zeeman says: in the last few years you have become more than my best friend Zeeman says: and I love you more than anything.. Laura thinks and anyone Zeeman says: I can't imagine being closer to anyone.. Jade sniffles Mouse wipes her nose on her arm Lorrie tears up irl Zeeman says: and there's Laura passes jade a tissue Brucefan wow he is romantic Zeeman says: and there's no one that could ever take your place Zeeman says: I love you dearest Bill is totally impresshed Zeeman says: and I'll be right back too SIGN OFF: Mr. Zeeman is STILL grumpy !! FinnO faints Philippe thinks: I gave him to much duvel!! Lorrie thinks . o O ( he has to go potty? ) Mouse blinks.... SIGN ON: Mr. Zeeman is STILL grumpy !! Mouse thinks . o O ( pee pee time ) Mouse says: whoops Joan smiles: I love you too sweetheart :) Jade ties zeeman to Joan.. Now he cant go away from you! Zeeman has arrived. Zeeman says: oh man Joan smiles: I love you too sweetheart :) Zeeman asks: where was I? FinnO wakes up Lorrie says: you were loving her Zeeman says: oh yea Zeeman exclaims: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Mouse smiles, telling her how you were going to give her all your worldly possessions Brucefan says: Zeeman says: I love you dearest Philippe says: and then he was gone Zeeman says: I'd better stop there 'fore I get emotional Lorrie thinks . o O ( he is as romantic as my BF was at our wedding.. ) Zeeman says: Philippe hands a tissue to zeeman FinnO hands Joan a ring Zeeman says: oh yes and FinnO looks Zeeman says: wait there Padre Lorrie thinks . o O ( and long winded too ) Mouse nodsnods Zeeman says: I've known it from the day we met FinnO looks at his pennance list Zeeman says: and thats it Brucefan says Joan doesnt agree with you Joan warmly hugs Zeeman. Zeeman warmly hugs Joan. Zeeman says: yes she does Lorrie smiles at Zeeman, and knows that feeling Philippe sings o//~ love is in the air o//~ Brucefan says: not you Zee but the ones who said you were long winded Jade waves have fun! Zeeman does a shot of Stoli FinnO says to Joan: Please place this ring on King Zeeman's finger and say to him any words you wish to say at this time. Lorrie listens to Joan Mouse holds her breath Zeeman says: me too Joan looks at Zeeman Philippe is listening Zeeman says: eye Joan says: My most dear Zeeman. Joan says: My light in the darkness. Zeeman says: yes'm Joan says: Lo these many years Joan says: Warmth in the cold of night... Zeeman turns a deep shade of red. Joan says: Safe haven in stormy (or troubled) times Joan says: AND a paddler of fair maiden's soft behinds Mouse snickers Zeeman moans softly. Laura needs a tissue, TISSUE guys Joan says: Thine heart leaps at the thought that my dearest friend will also be my lifemate Zeeman says: yes Joan says: And I vow to thee that I will... Brucefan passes a tissue to Laura Joan says: Give you my love and friendship forever Philippe gives Laura a box with tissues Brucefan along with the password to his room Zeeman bursts into tears. Joan says: Forsaking all others Brucefan looks at his Queen Joan says: And cherish this gift that you have given me. Laura sighs thanks u two Lorrie rolls her eyes FinnO thinks . o O ( 3-some with lorrie? ) Joan says: As the precious jewel that it is Zeeman says: the gift is you my love Mouse sighs to herself, such beautiful words Joan says: And hold thee close to my heart...until the end of time Philippe looks at mouse Joan smiles: I love you Zeeman :) Zeeman says: I love you Joan Zeeman thinks . o O ( even though you can still .kill me ) Mouse chokes Joan nods nods Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Philippe gets closer to Mouse Zeeman warmly hugs Joan. Joan warmly hugs Zeeman. Mouse pegs a peanut at Philippe Laura coughs Zeeman exclaims: DUVEL IN THE FRONT ROW PLEASE! Philippe gives Mouse a pie of cheese Philippe opens the bottles duvel Mouse smirks at duvel Philippe says: the first one is for zeeman FinnO says: People of Castle Corners, Friends of Zeeman and Joan, this is a joyous day at Castle. We are gathered here to show these two our friendship and to be warmed by the fire of their love. Zeeman lets out a loud belch. Brucefan says: fire, more like inferno Mouse asks: is it time to drink yet? Zeeman exclaims: YES! CastleCrier says: no !! Mouse shouts: WOOHOO!!! !! Philippe shouts: WOOHOO!!! Zeeman says: ack FinnO says: In pagan tradition and to seal this wedding I ask you both to handfast. !! Bill shouts: congrats Laura is getting dry Brucefan says: with Zee it is always time to drink Joan takes Zeemans hand Zeeman says: mmmmmmmmmmmmhmmmmmmmmmmmm Zeeman holds Joans hand FinnO lays a broom on the floor before the bride and groom. Mouse bursts into gales of laughter Zeeman says: so fitting Zeeman says: lol Mouse thinks . o O ( a Hillbilly wedding ) Zeeman asks: is she gonna ride it now? FinnO says: Joan and Zeeman join hands, and together, jump over the broom. Zeeman giggles incontrollably. Laura giggles incontrollably. Brucefan says: yeah, after you get to use that broom to clean the chapel Mouse looks at Zee and cracks up Zeeman trips over the broom Joan jumps over the broom Zeeman exclaims: don't hold it so high! Joan says: sheeeesssss Mouse drops the end she was holding, ok ok Joan exclaims: my dress !! FinnO thinks . o O ( limbo? ) FinnO says: By the authority vested in me as the Great Wizard of Castle Corners and its Realm, I now pronounce you nethusband and netwife. You may kiss your bride. Zeeman sings o//~ daylight come and we drop de bomb o//~ Java reads the message board. !! Laura shouts: WOOHOO!!! Zeeman kisses Joan deeply and passionately! Joan gives Zeeman a heart throbbing kiss. !! Philippe shouts: WOOHOO!!! Brucefan sings, go on and kiss the girl Zeeman moans softly. Mouse scampers up Joan's dress and kisses her with gusto Zeeman says: whoa Joan turns a deep shade of red. Philippe says: ack mouse Laura says: congrats Joan exclaims: Mouse !! Joan says: thank you Mouse smiles: welcome :) Joan is madly in Love with Zeeman. Philippe gives Joan a heart throbbing kiss. FinnO thinks . o O ( where did she kiss?? ) Lorrie walks over and hugs the bride and groom Brucefan says: hmmm looks like mouse found a nest Zeeman says: I'll meet you two in the bed chambers later Philippe warmly hugs Zeeman. Zeeman warmly hugs Philippe. Mouse smiles, don't be late, Zee Philippe exclaims: congratulations zeeman!! Zeeman makes wild, passionate love to Joan! _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From CastleCrier: We present to you King and Mrs Zeeman | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_) Mouse winks at Zee, I'll get her all warmed up for you Philippe exclaims: congratulations Joan!! Java says: congrats Zeeman laughs out loud! Mouse shakes Zee's hand, congrats Joan smiles: thanks :) Brucefan says: Zee drinking first and the love later Brucefan says: Congradulations Zee & Joan Mouse cackles _ _ _| |_____________________Paris_Broadcasting_System______________________| |_ | From CastleCrier: Party is in Great Hall | |_ ____________________________________________________________________ _| |_| |_| (_) (_)