The Cheery Gung Ho Chaps!!


A Gung Ho Guns Parody Page
The Gung Ho Guns is the group of extremely skilled assassins in the anime series Trigun. They're insanely powerful and lethal. Their commander is Legato Bluesummers, who is the right hand man of Millions Knives, their purpose is to dispose of Vash the Stampede. All of these killers have dark pasts and a serious nature which makes them the ideal target for parodies by yours truely's sick and twisted sense of humor! Although every one of these stories was made by me I cannot take full credit for suddenly waking up with the idea to trash these deadly people... I was inspired by a role playing buddy's depiction of the off hours of the Gung Ho's. But I have to reassure you that his version of them...and my version of them...are completely different. So without further ado here's a little "who's who" of the Gung Ho Guns the right column is the actual Persona's of them..and the left is the Kitty-tized version.
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Millions Knives		 A down right scary person, he thrives on the idea of destroying the human race and undoubtedly has the power to do so. He takes on an all knowing attitude toward everyone and everything and is usually unnaturally calm. A happy surfer dude who is disgusted by the antics of his "team". He is stupid and glad of it.

Legato Bluesummers		 A telepathic murder machine who is the sole purpose of horrific deaths and events. He is an emotionless madman who is frightfully dedicated to doing his "masters" bidding. Legs is a cross-dressing nancy boy who over acts, is over emotional,and extremely idiotic. At times he shows his true colors butmost of the time he is trying to win the affection of either Knives or Midvalley.

Midvalley the Hornfreak		 A serious man who can deliver a deadly blast of sonic energy from his saxaphone which he has labeled "Silvia".He is a loyal companion to Legato and Knives. He is described best in these three words-"The Sane One". He puts up with all of the crap that is thrown at him.Although he does go off his hinges occasionally, he is the intelligent one.

Monev the Gale		 A human tank, he is not only armed with two giant gattling guns on his wrists but with massive muscles. He was raised to be the ultimate killing machine. He has the disposition of a six year old little girl.HE is naive, dense,and giddy.He likes cute, fluffy, shiny things.

Dominique the Cyclops		 A strategic foe with the ability to block her opponent's senses with the "demon's eye" which is usually hidden behind an eye patch. She is a cold, straight laced killer. A Midvalley fan and does not hesitate to try to get into his pants. She works full time as Bugs Bunny at an amusment park.She also shares a mother like bond with Leonof.

E.G. Mine		 A man clad in deadly armour that shoots out large spikes at his opponent by simply stretching his fingers. He, like the other Gung Hos, exists to kill. .... He's a complete moron. He gave up the spiked suit to find another niche in which to prove his worth.You'll just have to witness him yourself to understand him.

Rai Dei the Blade		 A samurai who can send shockwaves with a well dealt swing of his sword.A deep calculating character he is in search of enlightenment.He speaks most very elegantly but...no matter how ya look at it.. he does get some horribly dubbed lines...EX. "Come and fight me Momma's boy!" A passionate chef and lover of all things cullinary. In the Resident Evil spoof he becomes aware of his arch foe. He is also quite unpredictable and idiotic.

Leonof the Puppet Master		 A frail looking older man who has an army of puppets which he can control with intense precision. He is just plain wicked and mean. hm.. not quite sure how to describe my Leonof. But I suppose the best way to get the idea across is to mention that he acts like a meek, mute child.

Zazie the Beast		 A killer with a childs appearence.He can control the beasts of the planet with a device located above his left ear. Under that Jonathan Taylor Thomas exterior he is a cruel and ruthless member of the Gung Ho Guns. The trouble making child who tries to get a rise out of everyone. He is alot more mature than most of his team mates.

Hoppard the Gauntlet		 An armoured killer who looks like he is wearing a jockstrap on his face.He enjoys tormenting and killing his victims. Basically he is the pet of the Gung Ho's. He randomly pops up to ask ridiculous questions.

Grey the Nine Lives		 A gargantuan creature with enough strength and firepower to make Martha Steward do a double take. He has no visible mouth.. so therefore kills things. An ignorant, kind of Frankensteins monster. He tends to follow a childish attitude toward everything.

Chapel the Evergreen		 A slick skilled assassin who is as nasty as the next guy. He is composed and calm toward most situations. A confused man who takes on many roles... especially when he has digested a certain form of substance.

Caine the Longshot		 A sniper with disgusting accuracy. He does not mutter a word in the anime but is clearly as lethal as the others. One of the less insane ones, his only way of communicating with the others is by writing his dialogue down on: paper, poster board, index cards,etc.

And without further ado:

Gung Ho Guns/Resident Evil Part 1

Gung Ho Guns/Resident Evil Part2

Gung Ho Guns/Resident Evil Part3

Gung Ho Guns/Resident Evil Part4