Phobias
Welcome to the Phobia page. Have you ever wondered exactly what frightens the Z-senshi or our lovely idol, Juunanagou? Take a look down this list, then perhaps you will find that you have a scary phobia just like Nappa or even Son Gokou!
This page is just a joke and is not intended to make fun of any person(s) who actually have this phobia.
For better understanding of some of these phobias, i suggest that you read Gokou is a Manwhore! so you can better understand why exactly these characters have these certain phobias. Enjoy!
- List of Phobias:
Agliophobia~ Pain:Many people have this fear, whether it being emotional pain or physical pain. Personally, I think Kuririn has Agliophobia the most beacause he is most often seen being thrown into a large, hard object cracking open his skull no less; he is constantly taking senzu beans to clear him of pain. Another candidate of Agliophobia would be Yamucha, Tienshinhan, Chaotsu, or Yajirobe. They are also being tossed around like a ragdoll or are eating senzu beans or placing a multiple bandaid on their bodies. OR, they are just plain out dying. Son Gokou would fit into this category, but, in my opinion... I think Son Gokou likes to die... since he does it so much. However, he doesn't like pain, but he certianly doesn't fear it either.
Allodoxaphobia~ Opinions: It is clear that Chichi fears opinions and is diagnosed with Allodoxaphobia. She never allows anyone to speak their mind without bitching them out or ignoring them completely. For example, Gohan. When did she EVER let her eldest son speak his mind? And she doesn't allow him to speak his mind because she is afraid of his superiour opinions, obviously.
Ambulophobia~ Walking:Ambulophobia is the most common fear in the DragonBall world. Even our hero Juunanagou has this fear. What? You Don't believe me? Well, when do you see him walking around? True, he does walk, but he would much rather be driving an automobile or flying. And for everyone else who has the capeability to fly, yes, they walk around, but they would rather be flying, as to not have to use their feet. Perhaps they even have "Genuphobia", or phobia of the knees which inables them to want to walk.
Anuptaphobia~ Staying single: This is by far Yamucha's phobia! Staying single is the most hardest thing for this playah, he can barely stand the fact that he had only one girlfriend at a time... So he cheated on Bulma. Why does he have this phobia? Well, perhaps he has "Medomalacuphobia", or the fear of losing an erection. If this is the case, then we at the Database can understand that his cheating on Bulma and his multiple other girlfriends was only because he was insecure of his penis.
Aphenphosmphobia~ Being touched: Again, this is Chichi's phobia. The sheer fact that Gokou was able to get close enough to touch her is a mystery to science! And the sheer mechanics of him impregnating her TWO TIMES is also a miracle to life. Why does Chichi have this phobia? Well, if you recal back to Chichi's terrible childhood, you would remember that her father raped her many a time. This explains Chichi's Aphenphosmphobia.
Arithmophobia~ Numbers: This is one phobia that Son Gohan does not have. Ever since he was forced into studying by his Aphenphosmphobic mother, Chichi, he has LOVED numbers. Even as he manages the 'family business'-Manwhoreing for those of you who don't rememebr- he has no fear of numbers. Now Son Gokou is a different tragic story. When Son Gokou was a small boy living out in the woods, he grew to hate numbers since all he could count to was the number 4 (the numbers in the only dragonball he had as a child). Even today Gokou's Arithmophobia has kept him from running a healthy business. In fact, his fear is so bad that he usually is jipped out of the correct amount of money when he is finished with his clients. His phobia has made it very hard for the Son Family to make a living. Luckily, Son Goten--a rich and powerful business man-- aids the family by giving them money for food, clothes, and all the essentials. Thanks Goten!
Atelophobia~ Imperfection: Ever since he was a fetus incubating in a large test tube, Cell has been an Atelophobiac. He fears imperfection, and so he set out to hunt down Juunanagou and Juuhachigou to assimilate with them and become perfect. It even annoyed Cell so damned much that he resorted to sucking in humans through his anus of a tail to gain strength! That pussy! If he wanted to gain strength then he should have gone to McDonalds like every other american and eaten a MiGMac with extra cheese and frenchfries! But NOOO, he had to go and inhale humans through his tail/ass! If Cell did not have such an Atelophobia, then he wouldn't of needed to absorb the wonder Juunanagou and his sister! For that we HATE you Cell!!! SHI NE!
Luposlipaphobia~ The fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a freshly waxed floor: Um...actually..I'd HOPE no one has THIS phobia...
Aulophobia~ Flutes: Saddly enough the lone Nakekian, Piccoro has Aulophobia. We think that because of his large ears, the sound is far too traumatizing for him to bear, so he fears it. Of course, Piccoro could have this phobia because he hates his name too much... being as his name does mean "piccolo", which is a smaller version of the flute.
Bibliophobia~ Books: Again, this is yet another of Son Gokou's phobias. Ever since he was a young, illiterate Dutch farm girl working on the farms milking cows, he has hated books. We assume it is because he could not read, or that he was forced to read "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens over and over until he was reduced to a weak, sniviling, manwhore...which is where he stands today. However, Son Gokou still has the capeability to read street signs without becoming physically unstable. Why? Perhaps because most street signs are 'written' with pictures, which he does not fear.
Bufonophobia~ Toads: Unfortunately for the unfortunate Captain Ginyu, his worst fear was truly recognized when he was turned into a frog. He has since learned to love his amphibious body, but yet still fears himself to death almost. He seeks counsol at the nearest help center. Luckily, he found a way to cope with himself in his amphibious state at the Budweiser Co. where he works as an extra for one of the budweiser frogs. We're so proud of you Captain Ginyu!
Cacophobia~ Ugliness: Sadly, this is Bulma Breifs's strongest fear...well, this and her fear that Trunks will become gay and that Bejiita will get an even LARGER widow's peak haircut. Bulma has has been diagnosed with Cacophobia most of her life starting when she was just a fetus at the age of 13 weeks. Luckily, Bulma copes with her phobia by doing her hair differently every other episode, or buying the lastest Gucci fashion gear... usually skimply skirts that reveal her ass cheeks or a cleavage-revealing shirt of some kind. Unfortunately, Bulma will probably keep this phobia all throughout her life, and it will probably worsten as her 'good looks' begin to deteriorate as her age grows older. She will probably then resort to plastic surgery which will result in yet another Michael Jackson look-alike.
Caligynephobia~ Beautiful Women: This corresponds with Yamucha's other phobia. It is nearly impossible for Yamucha to be faithful to just one woman; he feels the need to knock ALL beautiful women up... which is just disgusting and degrating. Yet, again, this phobia is realated to his discomfort with his small penis.
Cenophobia~New ideas: Cenophobia is not just Freezer's phobia as it is Chichi's and Bulma's as well. Let's face it, these 3 CANNOT stand to let anyone else have a say in anything! If its not suggested by them, then its just NOT worth it...
Chaetophobia~ Hair: Nappa's greatest fear is hair. This could be due to another phobia, "Pediculophobia", which is a fear of lice. Or, perhaps Nappa has no fear of hair at all. Perhaps it is his extrememe manwhoring that calls for a bald head. Or maybe he just doesn't like spending his hard earned cash- from whoreing- on shampoo. The world will never know. Yet another candidate for Chaetophobia is Muten Roshi Kamesennin. He has been bald for about 75 years (assuming). Some say it is because he is naturally bald, well, we at the Database say that after his martial arts career, he suddenly became terrified of his lovely lovely locks, so he cut them off. His hair, being a part of his massivly strong body, began to overpower him in strength, so he resorted in trimming off his thick locks of dead protein hanging from his head. He now lives on an island where he sunbathes frequently, so having hair would be a waste of time, since one cannot slather unneeded amounts of suntanning lotion on one's bald head if they have hair.
Daemonophobia~ Demons: You'd be surprised to know that Mr. Satan and his daughter, Videl, are absolutely terrified of demons of any kind. We can't imagine why.
Ereuthrophobia~ Blushing: Unfortunately for the Bejiita no Oujisama, blushing is absolutely a terrifying for this prince. His ereuthrophobia was probably ignited when he was still a young boy. If this young prince was ever seen blushing he was beaten severly over the head with a fish, for blushing is a sign of weakness, or so he was told. If he was not getting beaten over the head by a steamy trout, he was probably being 'punished' by Nappa's Bleeding Anus Beam. In his later years, Bejiita doesn't have much of a fear of blushing, however, if Bejiita finds himself having the urges to blush or feels that he is beginnng to blush, his automatic stimuli is to poke himself in the eye with a scorching hot iron rod.
Geniophobia~ Chins: For the obese Majin Buu, Geniophobia has been plauging his life for quite a few years. With his many chins to spare, Majin Buu has beed falling down the downward spiral for many years now. Being quite self conscious about his weight, he doesn't tend to show it much, so he eats large amounts of food. Of course, he eats because he is depressed, he's depressed so he eats... its an endless cycle for this poor Majin. Majin Buu is usually seen wearing a bag over his head so that he does not have to look at his chins every day as he wakes up, however, this proves not to be effective.
Hedonophobia~ Pleasure: Sadly, Chichi is horrified of pleasure, so she acts like an anal retentive little bitch all the time and even charges extra to her customers who come to her for her 'goods'.
Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia~ Long words: Gohan, being a 'smart' boy, still has fear of words longer than 12 letters, and Gokou of course has fears of words longer than 4. To cope with their fear of long words, Gokou never reads (he's afraid of books too), and Gohan tries to use small vocabulary when he needs to write something, making himself sound like an illiterate hick whenever he talks to someone.
Kainophobia~ Anything new: To be blunt, all of the people in DBZ have this phobia, yes yes, even Juunanagou has this phobia. For example, Juunana never changes his clothes, true, he does wear a jacket, but that's all he ever changes. And the same goes for every other character as well, except for Bulma who changes her hairstyle every other fricken episode!
Kakorrhaphiophobia~ Defeat, Failure: Again, all characters carry this phobia around with them daily, some more than others. Most are strong enough to ignore this 'minor' phobia and get along with their everyday life. However, for Kuririn or Tienshinhan, it doesn't come so easily. Their lives have always sucked some major ass ever since they were little tykes. With Kuririn with his bald head and Tienshinhan with his tripple eyes... they've always been a scare to society! And even now with the manwhoering and all.... Well, this pathetic duo doesn't meet up to the Manwhore standards and so carries the failure of failure along with them daily. Cheer up guys! There's bound to be someone who sucks more than you! Or even kisses more ass than you! Oh wait... nevermind...that's physically impossible...
Lachanophobia~ Vegetables: Lachanophobia is another of Bejiita's greatest fears, although we're not sure why he's afraid of a vegetable. They're harmless...except if you have an allergic reaction to them and your head catches on fire when you eat them... Perhaps Bejiita is ashamed that most people spell his name "Vegeta" wich is very similar to "Vegetable". Whenever Bejiita sees his name spelt with a 'v', he tends to run screaming ass backwards out of the room, usually tripping and braking thins with his massive pecs or shattering glass with his girlie screaming. So please, for the sake of Bejiita, spell his name with a 'B' and not a 'V'!!!
Medomalacuphobia/Medorthophobia~ Erect penises/Losing an erection: This fits along with the category of Yamucha and his small baby dick. Enough said.
Mnemophobia~ Memories: This seems to be Trunks's non existant phobia since he usually has a damned flashback in almost every episode in the Cell saga! And if you're extra super duper lucky, you'll witness the ever elusive 'flashback WITHIN a flashback'. If Trunks had a phobia, Mnemophobia would DEFINATELY NOT be it!
Nephophobia~ Clouds: Again, this is a phobia that Son Gokou does not have, since he is usually seen flying around on that damned "flying nimbus". Its "Kintoun" people! If I hear you saying "flying nimbus", I will personally go to your house and tie you to a chair and leave you in a red ant pile...
Nomatophobia~ Names: . . . . . freak. . .
Novercaphobia~ Mother-in-law: This is Videl's all time, #1 phobia! She is absolutely terrified of Gohan's mother. With Chichi's constant bitching and worry over Pan- who is completely capeable of taking care of herself- and her ad infinitum rants, no wonder poor Videl has this phobia.
Obesophobia~ Gaining weight: Corresponding with Majin Buu's fear of chins, obesity is also another one of this poor Majin's phobias. Lately, he was been wrapping himself in syran wrap and working out strenuously to rid himself of his excess weight gain-age. However, this method proves ineffective since he is complete horrified of himself and cannot stand to be in his own presence for too long. His resort from escaping himself is smoking up on weekends, and using that penis like member on the top of his head to get laid.
Pediophobia~ Dolls: Lately, Son Gohan has had a slight fear of dolls. This is odd since he is usually found in toystores fucking the lights out of those "Polly Piss My Pants" dolls. When he finds himself scared of dolls, he usually imagines himself having sex with a dead corpse, hoping that will cure what ails him... however, that usually fails. Gohan is one helluva pervert!!
Phronemophobia~ Thinking: If this isn't Son Gokou's ultimate phobia, then I dont' know what is! If any sort of thought process even BEGINS to meander its way through the empty brain space in Gokou's head, he begins to convulse on the floor in erratic bursts. He has been known to do this during his whoreing, since you must think to count out your money to offer change. But since he can't count over the number 4, that makes things a little difficult for him to do. If Gohan is around, however, he usually gets him to do the thinking for him, since whenever he begins to think, the thought process hurts his head too much and either makes him pass out on the floor, or as I've said, convulse in erratic bursts on the fround. At a rare minimum, he has even died trying to think.
Rhytiphobia~ Getting wrinkles: This is yet ANOTHER of Bulma's worries in life. But since she plans to be the next Michael Jackson..she might not have to worry about this too much...
Satanophobia~ Satan: Again, this is one of Mr. Satan's and Videls's greatest fears...and yet we dont' know why. . . . .
Tachophobia~ Speed: This is not one of Juunanagou's phobias considering how he loves danger and speed and such...
Verbophobia~ Words: This isn't exactly one of Son Gokou's strong points... Infact, when Gokou attempts to form words bigger than 4 letters, he begnis to thrash about wildly like a chicken with its head freshly cut off. And, if you're lucky, he shall prance around in dominatryx leather and a pushup bra and try to grow a mullet. Unfortunately, this odd Saiyajin behaviour has only been recorded once.
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The Top 10 Funny Phobias
- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia- fear of long words
- Ideophobia- Fear of ideas
- Epistemophobia- Fear of knowledge.
- Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth
- Aulophobia- Fear of flutes
- Chronomentrophobia- Fear of clocks.
- Cibophobia or Sitophobia or Sitiophobia- Fear of food.
- Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
- Dikephobia- Fear of justice
- Eleutherophobia- Fear of freedom.
Why are Phobias so Great?
- They make life so much more amusing.
- They make people more amusing.
- Some names of Phobias are funny
- They make you feel smarter when you know scientific terms for things.
- It gives you a reason to say to yourself, "wow, i'm glad i don't have Defecaloesiophobia!!!"