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Oakley Golf Shoes Australia TODAY'S GOLF - Tuesday, May 4, 2004"Tips... News... And More... All For The Love Of The Game" ------------------------------------------------------------ To SUBSCRIBE visit: http://www.gophercentral.com/sub/sub-golf.html Subscribe ------------------------------------------------------------ IN THIS ISSUE: 1. TEEING OFF - Angle for power 2. PRO REPORT - Sifford breaks another color barrier with Hall election 3. QUOTE OF THE WEEK TEEING OFF Angle for power There are three "separations" in the golf swing that conserve the power loaded at the top of the backswing until impact: 1. Your front knee separates from your back knee; 2. your hands separate from your back shoulder; and 3. your front shoulder separates from your chin. ------------------------------------------------------------ Ahhh... My Hard Drive Just Crashed... These are words none of us ever want to scream. But it happened to me. 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Peete knows why: Because Charlie Sifford dealt with all that. That's why Peete was so thrilled to hear last week that Sifford had broken another barrier by becoming the first black chosen for the World Golf Hall of Fame. "It's fitting because Charlie has been out there a long time, and he's a pioneer as far as blacks are concerned in professional golf," Peete said by phone recently from his Jacksonville, Fla., home. "Charlie and I talked a lot about the things he had to deal with when he first came out. He was bigger than that. Because of him, I never had to. Players respected me for my character and my caliber of play. I wasn't just another black player." Sifford, who won three PGA Tour events, will be 82 when he is inducted Nov. 15 at the World Golf Village in St. Augustine, Fla., along with 1992 U.S. Open champion Tom Kite, Japanese star Isao Aoki and Canadian amateur Marlene Stewart Streit, a part-time Wellington resident. Sifford, who was elected through the Lifetime Achievement category, said he was stunned when PGA Tour Commissioner Tim Finchem called with the news. "This is very wonderful," Sifford said from Savannah, Ga. "I thank all these wonderful players for accept- ing me. I know I had some bad days and tough days. But it looks like everything worked out fine. "I've been waiting for this honor for a long time. I ain't nobody but myself, but really it is a pleasure to be in the presence of all these great players." ------------------------------------------------------------ THE REVOLUTIONARY PLASMA PEN Eye-catching is the only word for it. The Plasma Pen is a sleek, silver-toned pen designed for professionals and business people who are accustomed to the best. But there's more to The Plasma Pen than you think... A click of a button and the entire top of the pen instantly illuminates in a space age array of brilliant colors. 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Oakley Golf Shoes Australia CLEAN LAFFS - Tuesday, June 29, 2004------------------------------------------------------------ Subscribe and Unsubscribe links at the bottom of the page. ------------------------------------------------------------ Good morning crew, We had another promotion test at the school this weekend. Usually the tests are 8 weeks apart, but for some scheduling reason they held this test only six weeks after the last one. Subsequently I had to cram a lot of classes in over the last few weeks get ready. Usually I will go to the gym 2-3 times a week, but for the last two weeks I've been there Monday through Thursday. It's been tiring. It was a little distressing to watch this one, too. Usually I'm an advocate of the Beach Boys philosophy, "Be True to Your School" but it would be nice if they were a little more consistent. Most of the tests are cut-and-dry affairs where you demonstrate your knowledge and command of the skills for that rank and thanks for coming. But for some reason, during this test, they were working the students hard, especially the kids. One of the master instructors actually reduced two of the girls (ages around 10-12) to tears. I don't necessarily approve of that. But other than this bit of drama it was pretty anticlimactic. It always is. When I first learn the material it seems impossible, but after two months of training there is not much chance of failing. Of course, now I've probably jinxed myself. Laugh it up, Joe mailto:joe@cleanlaffs.com Email Joe *** "6" YEAR ANNIVERSARY JAMBOREE SPECIAL Just when you thought it couldn't get any better, hang on to your hat! We are NOW offering you "3 for the price of 1" on all NEW equivalent EPSON and CANON Inkjet Cartridges. Prices from $6.75 for 3 black and $10.50 for 3 color. LIMITED TIME OFFER http://ads.gophercentral.com/al/a?aid=7109&ent=2115 3 for the price of 1 *** My wife and I are inseparable. 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If you want one of these, please HURRY or they'll be gone in a...uh, flash. (Limit 5 per order) http://ads.gophercentral.com/al/a?aid=505&ent=643 Cell phone Flashing Key chain ------------------------------------------------------------ The Bachelor Diet Monday Breakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth. Lunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" - those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. Also order French fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of Maalox. Afternoon Snack - Drink the Maalox. Dinner - Six pack of beer and Kentucky fried chicken three-piece Dinner, don't eat the coleslaw. Tuesday Breakfast - Eat the coleslaw. Lunch - Go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea. Dinner - Four tacos and a pitcher of Sangria at El Flasho's. Wednesday Breakfast - Stomach couldn't handle breakfast after a night at El Flasho's. Lunch - Rolaids and a coke. Dinner - Drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps. Thursday Breakfast - Order out for pizza. Lunch - Your secretary is out sick, check Mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers. Dinner - Go to a bar. Ask the bartender for extra olives. Friday Breakfast - Eggs, sausage and an English muffin at McDonalds. Eat the Styrofoam plate and leave the food. It tastes better and it's better for you. Lunch - Skip Lunch, Fridays are murder. Dinner - Steak, well-done, baked potato and asparagus. Don't eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus. Saturday Breakfast - Sleep through it. Lunch - Ditto. Dinner - Steak, well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. Don't eat the Brussel Sprouts. Take them home and plant them in a hanging basket. Sunday Breakfast - Three Bloody Mary's and a Twinkie. Lunch - Eat Lunch? And waste a good buzz? Dinner - Chicken noodle soup. Call home and ask about renting our old room. *-------------- Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes ---------------* An American was golfing at the Old Course in St. Andrews, Scotland. He slices his opening drive out of bounds onto the beach, so he tees another one up and smacks it right down the middle. The golfer turns to his old Scottish caddy and tells him that in America that is called a "Mulligan" and asks him if there is a name for it in Scotland. The caddy replies, "AYE, we call it a three." _____________________________________________________________ W H Y D I D T H E C O W B O Y B U Y A D A C H S H U N D? Want to know the answer to this important question? Then you need to get a copy of THE BEST OF CLEAN LAFFS! Order Joe's laff diary for F-R-E-E...all you pay is postage and handling. 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