I am about 5'5 (shorter than my girlfriend), I have really pretty golden eyes and am really really hot. I strive to write beautiful songs that can make people smile and cry...
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Hello, my name is John Ross Felter the First. I enjoy long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and popsicles. I find myself attracted to bulging biceps, bleached hair and skateboarders. Woops, I mean girls. I also enjoy making weird noises at random times and giving people surgery with the kitchen utensils from Curtis's mom's daycare. I hate my girlfriend with a bloody passion and avoid her at all costs. I am secretly engaged to Brooks, so shhh don't tell anyone. Gazelles are my favorite kind of animal. If i could be any kind of bird, I'd be a pigeon because there's a lot of them and people know about pigeons. My favorite grade was Kindergarden because my favorite game was dress up. I want to be a preeety lady if I ever grow up. Marilyn Monroe is my idol and I want to be just like her in "Some like it Hot" because she looks absolutely fabulous in it. (plus JFK was sooooo sexy) If I could kill anyone it would be me because I'm too cool. If you ask me a question, I'll say no. Or yes. Depending on the strength of the Yen.
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