DIANA VS. BRANDON

THE EPIC SAGA THING

Diana and Brandon meet for the first time, in a dark alley. She's lookin' tough, he's lookin' confused.

SUDDENLY--

DIANA TURNS INTO THE DEVIL!!! Will Brandon survive???


TWO DEVILS?! What is the world coming to?! Diana's laser-eyes charge as Brandon prepares to pounce...


Diana grins, flashing her pearly white and venomous fangs of death. There's no way Brandon can outrun a gun... so he uses his powers of teleportation!


They warp through the sands of time and the forces of the universe, to somewhere Brandon knows well; somewhere Diana's powers were practically useless; Somewhere...very familiar...


He hadn't counted on her lack of fear. He had hoped she would recall the creepiness of Children of the Corn. But not this time. He had to run again...to somewhere safe, to somewhere he could hide...
TO SOMEWHERE HE COULD REGENERATE.


He hides...in a barn. Diana chases him through the sands of time and the forces of the universe again. She rolls her eyes and polishes her super-golden-assault-sniper-rifle (with a silencer and everything). But meanwhile, inside the barn, Brandon begins to stretch his powers to their limit...
As Diana approaches the barn, Brandon is ready...
Ready to KILL.

TO BE CONTINUED...


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