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Killing Spree.

My cereal, my gun. You don't want to be caught near either one. Sheeit, phat rhymes.
CLICK HERE TO ACCOMPANY ME ON A RAMPAGE OF DEATH!



Dial-a-Hottie.

You want some. You need some.
CLICK HERE TO MEET "SINGLES" JUST LIKE "YOU"
...muahaha



Diana vs. Brandon.

Will the saga ever end??
IT WON'T, BUT CLICK HERE ANYWAY.





Oh, and here's some other stuff.


What.



He'll fix your windshield for free.



The Mangled Orange envokes sorrow and inspires feelings of pointlessness
in all who lay eyes upon its hollow, stapled-back-together exterior.



This is me when I went to the moon last week.



The end.