ARE YOU...

• Easy?
• Lonely?
• Fun?
• Looking for love?
• Desperate?
• READY?!

We've all been there. Here at DIAL-A-HOTTIE ©, we have a large database OVERFLOWING with people exactly like you.

Now, I know what you're thinking.
"OMFG Diana, I'm totally lonely and am a loser! I'm 100% desperate for some action!!
But HOW DOES DIAL-A-HOTTIE WORK??"
Simple! Using our high-tech server, WE'RE CONNECTED TO THE HOTLINE ALREADY! Now all YOU have to do is choose from the following options, then dial the corresponding number. Instantly, you'll be directed to their personal webpage (care of jesushatesrobots.cjb.net), which includes a picture, bio, and MORE! IT'S THAT EASY!


PRESS 1 if you're interested in videogames and computers...
PRESS 2 if you're into fantasy and theatre...
PRESS 3 if you enjoy relaxing and reading...
PRESS 4 if you're rarin' for some siamese sex kittens...
PRESS 5 if you dig naughty BAPs...
PRESS 6 if you love nostalgic cartoons...
PRESS 7 if you like down-to-earth folks...
PRESS 8 if you prefer a finer life of ballroom dancing and gourmet dinners...
PRESS 9 if you want an eccentric, sexy, artsy lover...
PRESS 0 if you're lame and you want to hang up.









If you have any dial-a-hottie questions,
e-mail me: foxymoxy@danger.org


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