Dedications

Dedications to my dear acquaintances... and some even more than that.

To Amanda-
"Make something idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot."

To my teachers-
"Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all of its students."

To Leana-
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."

To Jason-
"The lottery is a tax on people who are bad at math." (Thank god you're the best student in our school!)

To Tyler-
"A friend with weed, is a friend indeed."

To Jo-
"Romance is about chemistry, but dumping a guy/girl is just physics."

To David-
"Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder."

To Mrs. Delmartini & Mr. Coward-
"To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research." [*Hint*Hint]

To Matt (a.k.a. Ttam Sirrom)-
"Anything worth taking serious is worth making fun of."

To Jack-
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack jump over the candle stick. Jack! Your pants are on fire!" [It never gets old...]

To Alex-
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes."

To Nikki-
"Criticism is not nearly as effective as sabotage."

To Cullen--

To Julie--

To Elena--

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