1)When you are on the toilet and the telephone rings... now thats a dammit 2)You are driving and you spill your drink (especially coffee) all over yourself...now thats a dammit 3)You can't find your keys and you are ready to go!!!...now thats a dammit 4)You are boiling eggs and they all crack...now thats a dammit 5)You lost your concert ticket the day of the event...now thats REALLY a dammit 6)Your plane got canceled....now thats a dammit 7)You can find your boarding pass...now thats a dammit 8)You lost $20...now thats a dammit 9)You miss your plane, now thats a dammit 10)you accidently step in dog shit... now thats a dammit 11)You realize their is a large hole in your crotch (while you are in public) now that is a dammit 12)You accidently drop your toothbrush in the toilet..now thats a dammit 13)You lose your wallet in public...now thats REALLLY a dammmmmmmiiiittttt!! 14)You get caught drinking...now thats a dammit 15)Your alarm goes off in the morning but your too incoherent to figure out how to turn it off...now thats a dammit 16)You accidently drop charcole on your carpet...now thats a dammit 17)You are soo tired and in bed, and then realize you reallly have to pee....now thats a dammit 18)You really need to poop but you are driving in the middle of nowhere...now THATS A AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH dammit!(Or as Margaret Cho says,"Now, I had to come to terms with myself, thats it, thatas it, I need to shit, and I am going to do it RIGHHHHT NOOOW!" 19)You get gum stuck in your hair... now thats a dammit 20)You are in a public restroom and realize their is no toilet paper...now thats a dammit

"Normally blue is not a crazy color, like salmon, but when referring to hair, I think this qualifier is on the money."