In the begining there was nothing...

Hi there. you've made you way into what I like to call my twisted logic page. this is where I post links, quotes, and snippets of things that I like, or that my friends say. Please write me with things you'd like to see here. Mostly this stuff is tongue in cheek and taken out of context. I love to add stuff to my page as some of you already know.

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unknown- "If it aren't broke... give it to me, I'll break the damn thing"
smoker- "you got me dripping like a Vermont maple"
anonamous- "give me an egg"
pezbob- "How fast can you shave me?"
tom- " you can never have too many teekies"
pezbob- "I won't be held responsible for their sobriety"
Hey Bob-----I've got one for your "twisted logic" page www.oneliners-and-proverbs.com- Holly
shortcake- "I'm sorry I'm gagging, I can't swallow that fast."
Johnny- "I guess I prolly shouldn't pee on the power pole"
johnny- " wake up feeling like someone took a baby seal bat to your head"
shortcake- "I'm so flippin' wasted, I should be a nun"
smoker- " you know, bob rowed me around the lake for a while"
pezbob- " It aint got a big engine but the mufflers got hole in it so it sounds like it does"
CJ- " I can't suck it any harder"
Pawla- "Hair...Dog...No,"
Pawla- "I heard him say dimmer and I thought he was talking about us"
pezbob-" perfection is widely accepted as unattainable"
pezbob-"If your gonna run with the big dogs you got to lift your leg high enough to pee in the tall grass"
pezbob-"will you pose for a drink with us?"
drinker- "hey! get outa my pantz"
shortcake-" I squeezed where I shouldenta"

.....and then God said "let there be light!" and there was still nothing but now you could at least see it.

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