Classroom Quotes

(From this year)

"Hey, dude, let's go!"

-Mrs. Szklarz

"I love annoying people."

-Bryan Jacques

"Bacon cheesburger! Yuuuummmm!"

-Ms. Paige

"Who loves you, girl?"

-Mr. Severin

"You've gotta have character! Wear it on your sleeve!"

-Mr. Donahue

"If you've got a problem, it's not a problem."

-Mr. Sutton

"Vicki, Vicki, pass me the baaaaaaalllllllll!"

-Drini

"Ça suffit!"

-Ms. Peltekis

"Scat! Bam! Boom!"

-Kyle

"Ummm...Ms. Soares, I believe it's National Don't-Take-A-Vocab-Quiz Day."

-Monty

"Hey, Mr. credit, could we get some extra Sutton?."

-Brian D.

"Follow instructions, it's the key to success."

-Mr. Donahue

"Fill your paper! Leave no blank sheet!"

- No-Blank-Sheet Guy

"Russia needs help."

-Mrs. Shea

"Fish metal! C'mon, don't you get it? Bastille? Bass-steel? Fish metal? Oh, c'mon!"

-Mr. Mac

"Deux minutes."

-Mr. Wheeler

"Well, if you don't finish, then you're not done."

-Ms. Daly

"Michigan."

-Mattelstein, when asked to name a coastal city

"J'aime mieux jouer au tennis! C'est super-cool!"

-Djeneba from the French 1 tape

"Oh, and class, don't forget to bring..." "...the family?"

-Wheels and Brian

"I'm not gonna say you're nice kids, cause you're not. Except for the other three-quarters of the time when you are."

-Ms. Daly

"Put your name at the bottom, and put your name in a box."

-Mr. Mac

"Oh là là, mon Dieu, pourquoi moi?"

-Mrs. Shea

Lunchtime Quotes

"My ass is bigger than yours!"

-Loud Girl

"Holy shit, I'm a moron!"

-Matt Cote, having a revelation

"I forgot my pants."

-Mattelstein

"I can go for sixty seconds without saying yo, yo!"

-Billy, yo

Random Quotes

"Why do you have to make it into a gay event? Shave, homo, shave!"

-Kyle, on Germanshpindle's facial hair

"I asked Dill for a ride, but he said no because he's white and stupid."

-Steve, in a racist rage

"Oh God, it's only making noise and lighting up!!!! WAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!"

-Jesse playing the multi-tiered electronic puzzle game

"I roll a clean hands check. Wow, a 19. I killed 99.9% of all the germs!"

-G

"Strength of MANY bull!"

-Brian

"He who drinks dish detergent is full of joy."

-Anonymous