THE LONE*RIDER?!

MISSION: THE MISSION OF THE LONE*RIDER IS TO RIDE, HAVE FUN, AND BRING THE WORD OF THE BIKE TO ALL THOSE LIFELESS SLOBS STUCK IN LIFELESS METAL BOXES! YEH!

The Lone*Rider tinkers with and rides bikes. Fixed gears, road, offroad... This activity is frowned upon by the Establishment. But it is fun. Check it out, you'll want to ride too. But don't say you weren't warned! And if They ask -- I was never here.