Funny Of The Week
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got
caught in a terrible blizzard.
They pulled into a nearby farm house, and asked the attractive lady
of the house if they could spend the night.
"I'm recently widowed," she explained, "and I'm afraid the neighbours will talk
if I let you stay in the house."
"Not to worry," Jack said, "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn."
Nine months later, Jack got a letter from the widow's solicitor. He called
up his friend Bob and asked: "Bob, do you remember that good-looking widow
at the farm where we stayed?"
"Yes, I do."
"Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house, and
make love to her?
"Yes, I have to admit that I did."
"Did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
Bob's face turns red and he said: "Yeah, I'm afraid I did."
"Well, thanks! She just died and left me everything!"
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Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
splinters when they were making love.
Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help.
Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper whenever needed, and Pinocchio
skipped away enlightened.
A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
through the town and asked him: "How's the girlfriend?"
Pinocchio replied: "Who needs a girlfriend?"
My Other Pages
Love is Wonderful
I Love How You Love Me
A Mountain Lookout
Being Together
Secluded And Peaceful
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