Showtime Women

Past movies have included:
Halloween: H2O (Jamie Lee Curtis, Janet Leigh), Dracula, Dead And Loving It, Trekkies 2, Bram Stoker's Dracula,
The Stepford Wives, Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers, Flowers In The Attic, X: The Man with the X-Ray Eyes (Ray Milland),
Night Of The Living Dead (1990), Return Of The Living Dead, Troll (good witch June Lockhart teaches magic to Harry Potter Jr), Amityville 3, Futureworld (PG sequel to Westworld, return of Yul Brynner as the killer robot), Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne,
and comedy movies including Ghostbusters (Aykroyd, Ramis, Bill Murray, Sigourney Weaver), Captain Ron (Kurt Russell of the Caribbean) and Who's Harry Crumb (John Candy)
Chained Heat (women in a sadistic prison, R), 007 in Casino Royale (2006, PG13) Daniel Craig, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow (pulp heroes vs. CGI robots attacking 1930s New York), Doppelganger (Drew Barrymore, 1993), Cold Turkey (small town Dick Van Dyke vs. Big Tobacco executive Bob Newhart)

Times shown EST/Pacific
March 2010
March 1, 2010
1:30 AM: The Babysitters (R)
3:00 AM: Adrift in Manhattan (R)
4:35 AM: Nursery University (TVPG)
6:10 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
7:40 AM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
9:25 AM: Same Sex America (TV14)
11:00 AM: Cherry Crush (R)
12:30 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
2:05 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
3:35 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
5:05 PM: little man (TV14)
7:00 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
9:00 PM: Rain (TVMA)
10:35 PM: The Claim (R)
March 2, 2010
12:40 AM: Bride of the Wind (R)
2:30 AM: Lustful Cravings (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Cherry Crush (R)
5:30 AM: little man (TV14)
7:30 AM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
9:10 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
11:10 AM: Take (R)
1:00 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
3:05 PM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
5:00 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
7:00 PM: A Room With A View (R)
9:00 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
10:40 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
March 3, 2010
1:00 AM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
3:05 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
6:30 AM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
8:30 AM: Critical Care (R)
10:30 AM: A Taste of Honey (TV14)
12:10 PM: Eddie (PG13)
2:00 PM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
4:00 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
5:35 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
7:10 PM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
9:00 PM: Critical Care (R)
11:00 PM: Very Young Girls (TVMA)
March 4, 2010
12:30 AM: The Business of Being Born (TVMA)
2:00 AM: Call Girl Wives (TVMA)
3:30 AM: Evidence Of Blood (PG13)
5:30 AM: Test Signal (NR)
7:45 AM: Roseland (PG)
9:30 AM: Death at a Funeral (R)
11:00 AM: Bless The Child (R)
12:50 PM: Same Sex America (TV14)
2:20 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
3:55 PM: Break A Leg (R)
5:35 PM: Death at a Funeral (R)
7:10 PM: The Medicine Show (R)
9:00 PM: You Can Count On Me (R)
11:00 PM: Maze (2001) (R)
March 5, 2010
12:40 AM: Requiem For A Dream (TVMA)
2:25 AM: Stigmata (R)
4:10 AM: Bless The Child (R)
7:45 AM: Miami Hustle (R)
9:10 AM: little man (TV14)
11:05 AM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
12:55 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
2:25 PM: Deeply (TV14)
4:10 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
5:40 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
7:30 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
9:00 PM: Gods And Monsters (R)
11:00 PM: The Gift (R)
March 6, 2010
1:00 AM: The Air I Breathe (R)
2:35 AM: A Room With A View (R)
4:35 AM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
6:15 AM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
8:00 AM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
10:00 AM: Critical Care (R)
12:00 PM: The Claim (R)
2:05 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
4:00 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
6:10 PM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
8:00 PM: The Reader (R)
10:05 PM: Dead Man Walking (R)
March 7, 2010
12:10 AM: De-Lovely (PG13)
2:25 AM: Survival Island (TVMA)
4:05 AM: Full Disclosure (R)
5:45 AM: The Claim (R)
8:00 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
10:00 AM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
11:40 AM: Down Came A Blackbird (R)
1:35 PM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
3:30 PM: Death at a Funeral (R)
5:05 PM: The Medicine Show (R)
7:00 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
9:00 PM: Death at a Funeral (R)
10:35 PM: Requiem For A Dream (TVMA)
March 8, 2010
12:30 AM: Bride of the Wind (R)
2:15 AM: Very Young Girls (TVMA)
3:40 AM: All or Nothing (R)
7:40 AM: Gang of Roses (R)
9:25 AM: Miami Hustle (R)
10:55 AM: Roseland (PG)
12:40 PM: Valmont (R)
3:00 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
4:40 PM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
6:25 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
8:00 PM: Take (R)
9:40 PM: Blue Steel (R)
11:25 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
March 9, 2010
1:05 AM: The Business of Being Born (TVMA)
2:30 AM: Gods And Monsters (R)
4:15 AM: Valmont (R)
6:30 AM: little man (TV14)
8:30 AM: You Can Count On Me (R)
10:25 AM: Same Sex America (TV14)
12:00 PM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
1:45 PM: little man (TV14)
3:40 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
5:25 PM: Exposed (1983) (R)
7:05 PM: You Can Count On Me (R)
9:00 PM: The Air I Breathe (R)
10:35 PM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
March 10, 2010
12:40 AM: Evidence Of Blood (PG13)
2:30 AM: The Reader (R)
4:35 AM: You Can Count On Me (R)
6:30 AM: Bless The Child (R)
8:20 AM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
9:50 AM: De-Lovely (PG13)
12:00 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
2:05 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
3:35 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
5:10 PM: Deeply (TV14)
6:55 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
9:00 PM: Bless The Child (R)
11:00 PM: Stigmata (R)
March 11, 2010
12:45 AM: Striptease (R)
2:40 AM: Requiem For A Dream (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
8:00 AM: The Claim (R)
10:05 AM: Miami Hustle (R)
11:30 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
1:30 PM: Down Came A Blackbird (R)
3:25 PM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
5:05 PM: The Claim (R)
7:10 PM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
9:00 PM: Bride of the Wind (R)
10:40 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
March 12, 2010
12:40 AM: Very Young Girls (TVMA)
2:05 AM: Full Disclosure (R)
3:45 AM: Private Lessons (R)
5:25 AM: Miami Hustle (R)
7:00 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
8:35 AM: A Taste of Honey (TV14)
10:25 AM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
12:30 PM: Roseland (PG)
2:25 PM: Same Sex America (TV14)
4:00 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
5:35 PM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
7:25 PM: Death at a Funeral (R)
9:00 PM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
11:05 PM: Critical Care (R)
March 13, 2010
1:00 AM: Rain (TVMA)
2:35 AM: Blue Steel (R)
4:30 AM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
6:30 AM: Burnt Offerings (PG)
8:30 AM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
10:10 AM: The Medicine Show (R)
11:55 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
1:25 PM: Take (R)
3:05 PM: Burnt Offerings (PG)
5:05 PM: Valmont (R)
7:25 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
9:00 PM: Eddie (PG13)
10:40 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
March 14, 2010
12:10 AM: The Gift (R)
3:05 AM: All or Nothing (R)
5:25 AM: The Medicine Show (R)
7:10 AM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
9:00 AM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
10:40 AM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
12:10 PM: Bless The Child (R)
2:00 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
3:35 PM: Exposed (1983) (R)
5:15 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
7:10 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
9:00 PM: The Reader (R)
11:05 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
March 15, 2010
12:35 AM: A Room With A View (R)
3:35 AM: Maze (2001) (R)
4:15 AM: Survival Island (TVMA)
8:00 AM: Break A Leg (R)
9:40 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
11:15 AM: A Taste of Honey (TV14)
12:55 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
3:00 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
5:00 PM: You Can Count On Me (R)
6:55 PM: Dead Man Walking (R)
9:00 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
11:05 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
March 16, 2010
12:40 AM: The Air I Breathe (R)
2:30 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
4:00 AM: Very Young Girls (TVMA)
5:25 AM: A Taste of Honey (TV14)
7:05 AM: Death at a Funeral (R)
8:40 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
10:10 AM: The Claim (R)
12:15 PM: Down Came A Blackbird (R)
2:10 PM: Miami Hustle (R)
3:35 PM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
5:30 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
7:05 PM: Eddie (PG13)
9:00 PM: Rain (TVMA)
10:35 PM: Death at a Funeral (R)
March 17, 2010
12:10 AM: Private Lessons (R)
1:40 AM: Stigmata (R)
3:30 AM: The Business of Being Born (TVMA)
5:00 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
6:30 AM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
8:35 AM: Roseland (PG)
10:20 AM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
12:00 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
1:55 PM: Exposed (1983) (R)
3:35 PM: Take (R)
5:15 PM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
6:55 PM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
9:00 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
11:00 PM: Take (R)
March 18, 2010
12:40 AM: Maze (2001) (R)
2:20 AM: The Gift (R)
4:15 AM: Full Disclosure (R)
7:45 AM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
9:25 AM: Deeply (TV14)
11:10 AM: little man (TV14)
1:05 PM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
2:55 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
5:00 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
6:40 PM: Valmont (R)
9:00 PM: All or Nothing (R)
11:10 PM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
March 19, 2010
1:00 AM: Survival Island (TVMA)
2:40 AM: Evidence Of Blood (PG13)
4:30 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
8:00 AM: The Medicine Show (R)
9:45 AM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
11:35 AM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
1:40 PM: Eddie (PG13)
3:30 PM: Bless The Child (R)
5:30 PM: Down Came A Blackbird (R)
7:25 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
9:00 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
11:05 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
March 20, 2010
12:40 AM: The Reader (R)
2:45 AM: Private Lessons (R)
4:15 AM: Bride of the Wind (R)
7:25 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
9:00 AM: Break A Leg (R)
10:40 AM: Striptease (R)
12:35 PM: Exposed (1983) (R)
2:15 PM: Roseland (PG)
4:00 PM: Miami Hustle (R)
5:25 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
7:25 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
9:00 PM: Blue Steel (R)
11:00 PM: Striptease (R)
March 21, 2010
1:00 AM: Gods And Monsters (R)
2:55 AM: Rain (TVMA)
4:30 AM: Break A Leg (R)
6:10 AM: Same Sex America (TV14)
7:45 AM: Valmont (R)
10:00 AM: Take (R)
11:40 AM: Critical Care (R)
1:30 PM: Same Sex America (TV14)
3:05 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
4:35 PM: The Claim (R)
6:40 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
9:00 PM: You Can Count On Me (R)
11:00 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
March 22, 2010
12:30 AM: Stigmata (R)
2:15 AM: The Business of Being Born (TVMA)
3:40 AM: Lustful Cravings (TVMA)
5:10 AM: Critical Care (R)
7:00 AM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
8:30 AM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
10:35 AM: The Medicine Show (R)
12:20 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
1:55 PM: Down Came A Blackbird (R)
3:50 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
5:20 PM: The Medicine Show (R)
7:05 PM: little man (TV14)
9:00 PM: The Gift (R)
11:00 PM: Nobody's Baby (R)
March 23, 2010
1:00 AM: All or Nothing (R)
3:10 AM: The Reader (R)
5:15 AM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
7:20 AM: Deeply (TV14)
9:05 AM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
10:50 AM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
12:30 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
2:10 PM: Bless The Child (R)
4:00 PM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
5:40 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
7:15 PM: Roseland (PG)
9:00 PM: Bride of the Wind (R)
10:40 PM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
March 24, 2010
12:30 AM: Full Disclosure (R)
2:10 AM: Survival Island (TVMA)
3:50 AM: Blue Steel (R)
5:35 AM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
7:15 AM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
9:00 AM: Critical Care (R)
10:50 AM: The Mod Squad (R)
12:25 PM: Miami Hustle (R)
1:50 PM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
3:40 PM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
5:25 PM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
7:10 PM: Critical Care (R)
9:00 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
10:35 PM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
March 25, 2010
12:00 AM: Gods And Monsters (R)
1:55 AM: Private Lessons (R)
3:30 AM: Call Girl Wives (TVMA)
5:00 AM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
6:55 AM: The Claim (R)
9:00 AM: Gang of Roses (R)
10:35 AM: Cherry Crush (R)
12:05 PM: The Medicine Show (R)
2:00 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
3:30 PM: Same Sex America (TV14)
5:05 PM: Take (R)
6:55 PM: The Claim (R)
9:00 PM: Striptease (R)
11:00 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
March 26, 2010
12:35 AM: Requiem For A Dream (TVMA)
2:30 AM: Cherry Crush (R)
4:00 AM: Take (R)
5:40 AM: The Medicine Show (R)
7:30 AM: Break A Leg (R)
9:10 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
11:10 AM: You Can Count On Me (R)
1:05 PM: Valmont (R)
3:30 PM: Deeply (TV14)
5:15 PM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
7:00 PM: You Can Count On Me (R)
9:00 PM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
11:00 PM: A Room With A View (R)
March 27, 2010
1:00 AM: Valmont (R)
3:15 AM: Maze (2001) (R)
5:00 AM: Tea With Mussolini (PG)
7:00 AM: little man (TV14)
9:00 AM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
11:05 AM: De-Lovely (PG13)
1:10 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
3:00 PM: little man (TV14)
5:00 PM: Bless The Child (R)
6:55 PM: Dr. Tand The Women (R)
9:00 PM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
10:40 PM: De-Lovely (PG13)
March 28, 2010
12:45 AM: Private Lessons (R)
2:15 AM: The Air I Breathe (R)
3:50 AM: Bless The Child (R)
5:40 AM: Valentino: The Last Emperor (PG13)
7:20 AM: The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman (TVPG)
9:10 AM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
11:00 AM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
12:40 PM: Roseland (PG)
2:25 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
4:00 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
5:35 PM: Ghost Image (TVPG)
7:10 PM: The Virgin Suicides (R)
9:00 PM: Dead Man Walking (R)
11:05 PM: Gods And Monsters (R)
March 29, 2010
1:00 AM: The Gift (R)
3:00 AM: Full Disclosure (R)
4:40 AM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
6:20 AM: Miami Hustle (R)
7:45 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
9:15 AM: Home Of Our Own, A (1993) (PG)
11:00 AM: Brief Encounter (1974) (TV14)
12:45 PM: Take (R)
2:25 PM: Miami Hustle (R)
3:50 PM: Critical Care (R)
5:40 PM: Eddie (PG13)
7:30 PM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
9:00 PM: Requiem For A Dream (TVMA)
10:45 PM: Survival Island (TVMA)
March 30, 2010
12:30 AM: Blue Steel (R)
2:15 AM: Stigmata (R)
4:00 AM: The Business of Being Born (TVMA)
5:30 AM: Spinning Into Butter (R)
7:00 AM: Same Sex America (TV14)
8:35 AM: The Mod Squad (R)
10:10 AM: De-Lovely (PG13)
12:25 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
2:00 PM: Valmont (R)
4:15 PM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
6:00 PM: The Mod Squad (R)
7:35 PM: Very Young Girls (TVMA)
9:00 PM: Maze (2001) (R)
10:40 PM: Crossroads (2006) (TV14)
March 31, 2010
12:10 AM: 50 Pills (TVMA)
1:35 AM: Cherry Crush (R)
3:05 AM: A Room With A View (R)
5:05 AM: The House On Carroll Street (PG)
7:00 AM: Gang of Roses (R)
8:35 AM: little man (TV14)
10:30 AM: Deeply (TV14)
12:20 PM: Love and Other Disasters (R)
1:55 PM: Lying in Wait (R)
3:30 PM: Bless The Child (R)
5:20 PM: Twilight (2008) (PG13)
7:25 PM: Rain (TVMA)
9:00 PM: The Claim (R)
11:05 PM: Gang of Roses (R)
April 1, 2010
12:40 AM: All or Nothing (R)
3:00 AM: The Air I Breathe (R)
4:40 AM: Deeply (TV14)
Disaster Movie
The demented minds behind "Date Movie" and "Meet the Spartans" devise this 2008 spoof of end-of-the-world epics, where plucky survivors attempt to save the planet from meteors - and rabid squirrels. Matt Lanter, Vanessa Minnillo, G-Thang and Kim Kardashian star in this cheeky satire. Rated PG13 for Brief Nudity, Violence, Adult Language & Content

Rat Race (2001)
An eccentric casino owner (John Cleese) pits six teams against each other in a dash across the desert to a locker stuffed with $2 million in this madcap comedy. Among the racers: a narcoleptic Italian (Rowan Atkinson), an uptight politician (Breckin Meyer), a daredevil pilot (Amy Smart), a just-reunited mother and daughter (Whoopi Goldberg and Lanei Chapman), a greedy family man (Jon Lovitz), dimwitted brothers (Seth Green and Vince Vieluf), and a disgraced NFL ref (Cuba Gooding Jr.) with Dean Cain, rated PG13

Stardust (2007)
This tongue-in-cheek fantasy stars Charlie Cox as a love-struck youth from a cozy hamlet who ventures into the mythical land of Stormhold to retrieve a fallen star for his paramour, only to encounter a series of eccentric fantasy characters ranging from an age-defying witch (Michelle Pfeiffer) to a secretly gay pirate (Robert De Niro). Then there's the star, which is really a beautiful young woman (Claire Danes) sought after by a trio of greedy princes. Peter O'Toole costars in this charming film based on the graphic novel by Neil Gaiman, rating PG13

World-Famous TV Lady Doctor comes forward and blows the lid off the conspiracy to keep you unhealthy, fat & just plain sick...
"The Reason You Can't Lose Weight has Nothing to Do With Your Will-Power, Over-Eating or the Right Diet!" Read this now!

In 12 Hours You Can Have Relief And A Real Cure For Yeast Infection.
Safe, 100% Natural, And Drug Free. Click Here for more information

*****************************************************************************

(click to play clip)

Month-long movie listings for Showtime #2 (Showtime Too), Showtime Showcase, Showtime Extreme, Showtime Beyond, and Showtime's Family Zone channels. Showtime HD appears to have the same listings as Showtime (above)
"Beware faux miracle workers, yogis, dervishes, televangelists, zealots and cult leaders. Penn & Teller have you in their cross-hairs with a new series that strives to spark controversy, headlines and water cooler fisticuffs!"
Why is the series title called "Penn & Teller: Bullshit!" you ask? Penn says the Showtime lawyers told them that if they called a UFO Alien Abduction Therapist a fake or fraud, they could get sued, but if they just called it "Bullshit!" they couldn't sue because that's a personal opinion and everyone is entitled to their opinion in a free country. That's why. Unless you think that explanation by Penn is just BS. Who knew he could dance?

There's no crying in baseball

Previously on Showtime Women:
March 2010
January-February 2010
September-December 2009
July-August 2009
May-June 2009
March-April 2009
January-February 2009
December 2008
January 2008
December 2007
Google
line
Health Benefits Direct

Back to Monstervision's TV Listings or Scifans

Cars (2006, animated) get their kicks on Route 66

Jeepers Creepers (1939) where'd you get those eyes?

They're climbing a Stairway To Heaven (1946, David Niven)