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Questions have been raised about the condition of Ken Cereola's arm. During a press
conference and a onslaught of questions from the media, Cereola offered a single brief
response. Nostrils flared and feathers ruffled he stood up angrily at the podium and said,
"Kingeerrrsssss."
John McVey is being investigated by authorities. It has been rumored that John has a
significant gambling problem which has driven him into severe debt. After investigating this
issue further, media sources have made it public that John owes owner Harold McVey over
$10,000, James Owens $90+, Ken Cereola $60 and a dinner at Coram diner. Keep an eye
on this MP star when he is on the mound, the fix is in.
A new record has been set at MP! Thats right they just keep on coming. 2004 boasts the
most dead mammals in the swamp (pool) before opening day. The discoveries in the
swamp in recent weeks are enough to fill the pages of a Stephen King novel. Relief
workers have been called in to resolve the horrific conditions behind the 3rd baseline in
hopes the ASPCA does not catch wind of this.
Rumor has it that slugger Dave LaGala is shopping around for a plastic DeMarini wiffle bat.
Sorry Logs, that bat is banned at MP plus they go for over $50.
With the removal of the bushes between 2nd and 3rd, MP wonders what impact this will
have on the game. It is difficult to predict but one thing is for certain, John will have his
hands down his pants at short about 2 feet further from home plate than last year.
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