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PROFESSOR CRANKYPANTS
Young Victor Von Crankypants was born in Croatia in 1873. Throughout his youth, he dreamed of coming to live in the United States, mostly to see what all the fuss was about. He got his wish in 1949 after a vicious monsoon wiped out his small fishing village and set him adrift on the Atlantic Ocean. His inner tube washed up on Ellis Island on June 9th, 1971, and a few days later, so did he. Through I&S, the "Von" was dropped from his name, which he admitted in his autobiography, I'd Just As Soon Bury You Alive in a Box, was just as well. He earned the title of Professor from a drunk friend at a bar one night, and has been teaching people how to make the world a better place ever since. |
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THE WILY DOCTOR JL
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