RH: Alright folks, tonight we're coming to you live with none other than EWA’s very own, Face... that's right... so Face... is it true?! You actually talk now?
Face: I have always talked…
RH: Wooowww, amazing you're talking!!! Oh.... ummm you have....
Face: Well...
RH: Do you need some special voice-box thingy like Kane used to use in the WWF?
Face: No.
RH: Cool… well from facts, since like the end of EWA1 when you debuted, all the way to the end of EWA4, your vocabulary basically consisted of one word... can you say that word for me?
Face: STAB!
RH: Stab.... now exactly why Stab?! Were you an angry man?
Face: No....I killed the camera man in my EWA2 promo remember? It was cool!
RH: Holy Crap, no I didn't realize that… I feel quite unsafe now...
Face: Watch it then, Dick…
RH: Alright, whatever you say sir! So why exactly for so many years did you not speak? Was there a reason?
Face: I said words...like Bronx....take it....and Stab…
RH: And when you say "take it," do you mean up the arse?
Face: No, take it meant for Shortcakes to take my jacket…
RH: Haha ok… but why no real conversation?
Face: Conversation....no need to...WMX & Natas always hogged the mic for that sh*t!
RH: True.
Face: I used fighting for my outlet, that’s why I'm undefeated…
RH: Well I'm glad you're finally talking Face...
Face: Stab!
RH: Wait, wait wait a second there.... did you say undefeated? What you talking bout Willis?
Face: You know I’ve never been killed in a fight.
RH: You sound like Pumpkinhead and Skullface now, fighting to the death...
Face: Never met em…
RH: Because I was actually just going to ask you how it felt to be the uppermost star among the EWA's Jobber List? Hahahaha!!! I'm so funny!!!
Face: Jobber? I beat World Champions like Psycohol and Execution...and I demolished the feared Drixon Webb!
RH: Ok ok... I was just looking at the overall picture you know? I mean don't take offense to my view please... you have lost considerably more than you have won I believe if I'm not mistaken, pinning losses, obviously not death losses…
Face: Yes I know... it’s because of my mask...
RH: Your mask?
Face: Hard to breathe...
RH: Oh I see…
Face: Broke my nose once… F***ing thing!
RH: Yes I remember that…
Face: Yup, Drixon's fat @$$!
RH: So if it's hard to breath and all that, why exactly do you wear it? Is something wrong with your face?
Face: Yes it was stabbed by street gangs...it’s gone....I look worse than Bumpkin…
RH: Oh man...
Face: Sh*t is that why I like that word so much?
RH: Haha, true… so can you take that mask off, so I can take a look at your non-existent face?
Face: Mask off? No…
RH: Darn... oh well, was worth a try… speaking of your hockey mask though, not to mention you often use sharp weapons in your matches too, does your gimmick have anything at all to do with Jason Voorhees or any of those old 80's horror flicks?
Face: Yes...he’s awesome...in fact he autographed the "face"… it says Jason
RH: Awwweeesome!!! So you're a fan of his?
Face: Yes...8 was my fav…
RH: Nice…
Face: Manhattan and The Bronx are neighbors…
RH: When Jason went to your hometown…
Face: Yah I was there during the filming…
RH: Cool, were you a stunt double?
Face: No I was too big…
RH: You do realize that Jason was a man named Kane Hodder, wearing a lot of make-up right? You don't actually believe Jason is real do you?
Face: What? Jason is real he signed my mask you @$$hole!
RH: Oh, ummm ok…. and he's living down at Crystal Lake near New Berlin right?
Face: No *STAB* that is a fake lake in Berlin, Germany!
RH: Berlin... I meant New Berlin, NY... ahh nevermind, we are way off the subject!
RH: Back to wresting now! So since you talk now, your best match, the "I Quit Match".... the aspect of that match for you may change some now right? Now that you're seemingly able to say "I Quit"… You think it's a possibility you could lose if signed in one of those again?
Face: No, because I could always talk just never chose to...so in that type of match I would transform into the old Face to win that match!
RH: Interesting… now what do you think of Mr. Execution's meteoric rise to success? How he was once below your level, but is now light-years beyond it, seemingly...
Face: He's cool...I am not jealous....I will be champ of something once I return…
RH: That's good to know, you must really want to hold that EWA World Title that he has held though right?
Face: Yes....IF only WMX would give me a shot!
RH: I know... but the EWA is seemingly dead at the moment... do you ever see it returning Face?
Face: No not as a fed...but rumor has it....oh sh*t nevermind!
RH: What Face?! Do you know something that I Richard Head don't?!
Face: Yah I know something...me and WMX have a history together...I went to his wedding...
RH: Well can ya leak a little secret to good ol' Head? Or is it too confidential?
Face: We will all wait and see...but if he moves to his house soon we might see some cool shit…
RH: Very cool, so you do see yourself wrestling again I take it?
Face: I hope so....
RH: And could we see you in the rumored EWF?
Face: EWF...yah the EWA farm club hahahaha…
RH: hahaha, looks to be
Face: Yes…
RH: But will we see you there? Or are you waiting for something bigger?
Face: Oh it will be big....I bet the DOE knows, so ask them HEAD! Leave me alone to kill…
RH: Ok ok, will do... man you freak me out! Folks out there sitting at home, you can't understand the fear I'm feeling sitting right next to the guy! You actually have to be here to know how fearsome this man is!
Face: Ok, enough about the FED, this is about me!
RH: Now Face, exactly where were you all those months between the end of EWA4 and your return? Were you home baking cookies, or roaming endlessly through the woods....?
Face: I was actually mourning Sept 11th 2001…
RH: Face mourning... I wouldn't have thought it... but heck, we were all mourning at the time... just some in different ways than others... But the EWA did miss your presence, it wasn't the same without you...
Face: Yah but those Towers were what I saw every morning jerking the FACE snake……
RH: Ummm... the Face snake?
Face: Hahahah ya know, my pecker?
RH: What's that all about?! Are you some kind of sick freak?! Telling us all about your snake in a public interview?!
Face: The Face snake is my dick, Dick!
RH: I understand that Face... but bringing it up in my interview, is quite inappropriate don't you think? Are you trying to tarnish my name? I mean I could someday be an Interviewer for the WWE, but this Interview here could ruin all hope of that because of you.... Face Snake... hmmmph!
Face: Hey this is Extreme...EWA, I am EWA! Oh sh*t… nevermind that last comment… I was EWA yes that’s right…
RH: So Face... was just wondering.... do you have any family?
Face: Family...yes… mom, dad, sister, aunts, uncles, monkeys…
RH: Haha, ok, you're more normal than I thought... so one more thing before we get to the short answer part of the interview...
Face: Yes…
RH: Under that mask, are you seriously a deranged psychopath like you seem, or are you actually a funny guy?
Face: Psychopath killer remember…
RH: Oh yah... no funny business here! So to the quick questions... Face, what would you call your greatest feud, if there was a solid one?
Face: Mr. EX, we are even.
RH: Yup… what would you say is your biggest win to date?
Face: Psycohol for the IC
RH: Where you won right?
Face: Yes.
RH: That was definitely a step in the right direction…
Face: I demolished him
RH: Haha… how about your toughest opponent?
Face: WMX or Drixon…
RH: Yah, the guys that actually rivaled you in size…
Face: Yup.
RH: How about giving us an idea of what moves you enjoy using the most?
Face: Headbutts.... chokes… tuck piledriver…
RH: Yep, your hockey mask also definitely gives you a slight advantage, despite what you said about it earlier…
Face: Yes...its hurts all!
RH: Now Face, do you have any good friends out there in the yard?
Face: Nope… WMX is my best but its back and forth… he cannot be trusted…
RH: I've seen that... no he cannot… but who exactly is your worst enemy? Mr. Execution I'm guessing...
Face: No...me n’ him are cool, just a friendly rivalry… my worse is Drixon
RH: Ok... who is your favorite wrestler besides yourself?
Face: The DOE…
RH: Nice... and your favorite EWA Revolution...?
Face: 2nd or 4th....I was most dominant in both…
RH: Yes ya were... Now lets move on to Name Association... our favorite part of the Interview right?
Face: Yes.
RH: I say a name... you respond... Mr. Execution
Face: Jobber gone Champ…
RH: Wolfman X
Face: Friend...but we fight too much… an ego thing…
RH: Psycohol
Face: Nice boy… good values…
RH: Haha… that's actually true, but don't tell him that! How about the Ninja?
Face: Dork...an idiot...Stab him to death!
RH: Mr. Splooge
Face: Awesome....a genius....don't stab him to death…
RH: Ha... Natas
Face: He's cool.
RH: Psycometer
Face: Who DA F*** is that?!
RH: Haha, oops, little mix-up there... I meant Drakon…
Face: Funny...would like to drink and go strip clubbing with him…
RH: And one last name... Disruptor…
Face: Me and him were to work together... but he SUCKS!
RH: Haha, I'd like to see another confrontation between you two... well Face, it's been nice talking to you...
Face: Ok STAB!
RH: Now you're going to go and clean up that terrible losing record you've got going right?
Face: Man I should eat you alive for that... but yah I'm gonna show you who's the new Champ in town!
RH: Alright, I'm exaggerating a bit on your record, it's really not too bad... but anyways, it was nice having you Face... you're a good sport...
Face: STAB!
RH: And I am still deathly afraid of you no matter what anyone says! So that wraps up yet another successful interview folks... I'll catch you later, hopefully with another one of your favorite stars...