RH: Well today folks, it’s my pleasure to introduce to you Psykadelik from the PXW! Our first non-EWA star to be interviewed by myself on this site… now Psyk, you’ve known me for quite awhile…
Psyk: Yeah… we go way back.
RH: Now these EWA’ers I’ve been interviewing have been trying to pry out that I am gay or something! Now can you defend my manhood on this one?
Psyk: thinks to himself Well Rich, honestly… we’ve known each other about 8 years now, and I have yet to see you with your girlfriend Pat… I mean, I haven’t even seen a picture.
RH: But…
Psyk: And you do seem to always want to do my interviews while I’m showering…
RH: Now c’mon, I just always catch you at the wrong time…
Psyk: rolls his eyes You KNOW I shower right after my match. And you always continue to barge in! Haven’t you gotten the point that I shower after the match?
RH: Ok, ok… enough of this! I don’t need to be berated by everyone now! So onto the interview… rumor has it you are getting married soon… is this true?
Psyk: That is true. I will be getting married next August.
RH: Very cool… is it alright if I ask who the lucky gal is?
Psyk: You can ask, but I won’t answer. She doesn’t want any media attention brought to herself.
RH: Alright… don’t tell your good ol’ pal Rich then… but as soon as I get the scoop, I’m spilling it to the masses! Now onto PXW… it all began as an idea between yourself and Psycohol… explain how it all came about…
Psyk: Well Psycohol and I wrestled together before and really didn’t enjoy being pushed around by some pompous @$$ owner… we showed you Vince! And we collaborated and came up with an idea for a brand of wrestling that has never been seen before. We came up with the name, basically did the first show alone, and then it caught like wildfire. The Psycho X-treme Wrestling is top notch, and cannot be duplicated.
RH: Speaking of your first show, that was a classic match you and Psyco had… how did that match help define your career?
Psyk: Wow… thinking back We knew it would make or break us. Psycohol and I gave it our all and then some, on that Arctic-like day… I feel I raised the bar in this business for competition and made us work harder each time we went out there… that match put PXW on the map!
RH: Yes, I agree completely… now with yourself and Psycohol as co-founders, you have taken a lot of pride in the PXW… whereas Psycohol goes out there to the EWA, the WWF… heck, wherever he wants to! Do you find shame in that?
Psyk: No… no shame. I’m happy for Psycohol, because he is a competitor. He just wants to dominate and show those other brands that the PXW is #1 and won’t be outdone.
RH: That’s good, at least there’s respect there… so we know what the PXW Commish thinks of the EWA… what is your opinion of them?
Psyk: Hahaha… well, I just think they’re doin’ what Psyc and I did about 4 years ago… trying to be the best, and having a Hell of a Good Time doin’ it! But my own unprofessional and personal opinion is… they’re a bunch of p*$$ies and don’t have what it takes to hang with me, Psyc, or any other PXW affiliate!
RH: So why are you so firmly PXW? Have you ever thought about wrestling for the EWA or WWF?
Psyk: Yeah, I have… I actually did make an appearance on an EWA Show to help out Ex… but their style is different. They plan too much, I’m sporadic, they couldn’t keep up… with the exception of maybe Wolfman X.
RH: And you actually held their Title at one point, despite it being during a PXW Show… but could it be that you are just afraid to face some of their veterans like Wolfman X and Natas?
Psyk: I’M NOT AFRAID OF ANYONE! Grabs Richard Head by his shirt I FEAR NOTHING!!!
RH: Ok, ok… whew, don’t blow your top!
Psyk: I would love to face Wolfman X or Natas… there’s still plenty of time.
RH: Ok, now back to the PXW… you have made quite a name for yourself over the years… now beating Psycohol for your first PXW World Title at the Summer Madness Show had to feel great…
Psyk: big smile Felt Awesome. When I hit that Stunner, and the 1-2-3 was counted, there was nothing that could have brought me down from my dubious cloud of Euphoricalness!
RH: Ok, big words there from Psykadelik… but we can’t really mention you and Psycohol without mentioning the Cool Pac… describe how it started… from what I hear, it was at some High School football games back in the day?
Psyk: Yeah, you’ve heard right? It was split between the Cool Pac and the Gay Pac. I won’t mention names, but the Gay Pac are fellow PXW’ers…
RH: Really? C’mon, spill some Gay Pac names… I wanna know!
Psyk: Why?! Are you sad that you’re not a part of it?! You wanna give them a call and ask if they’ll let you join? The difference between them and you is… well… frankly, you’re actually Gay, and they’re not!
RH: What?! That’s it! to a sarcastic voice “Let’s all gang up and pick on Richard Head! Tell him he’s Gay! Everyone else is doing it!” back to normal Well I have feelings too! And it hurts… it truly hurts… Richard begins weeping
Psyk: Shut up you F***ing little @$$clown! Just stop crying like a Sally.
RH: O… ok… Head regains himself, but still seems upset So… so you have any favorite Cool Pac moments?
Psyk: Definitely @$$logger, my all-time favorite moment was kicking Psycohol’s @$$ out! He just didn’t cut it. He didn’t have the right Machismo.
RH: I see… so why did you kick Psycohol out right after he beat you for the Title? Was it jealousy or preplanned?
Psyk: Preplanned… I knew if I didn’t do it, he may have been the one kicking my @$$ out! I knew what I had to do… take out the Virus before it plagued the Pac.
RH: And ever since that day you kicked him out, years ago, you two have been mortal enemies… why can’t you two just make up?
Psyk: It’s not that easy Rich. We both have the same desire, the same passion. We want to be the Best. And it’s more of a Competitive thing than it is a Hate thing.
RH: I see… but recently you were the one being tossed out of the Cool Pac, as Psycohol made his return into the group… it was Psicon’s betrayal that really did you in… did his betrayal hurt you?
Psyk: Betrayal Never Hurts Me! That incident just gave me a reason to beat Psicon’s @$$! I’m not out of the Cool Pac… Don’t forget PsychoRuff! I will get Psicon… and there will be a fight for the name. How does Ruff/Delik vs. Psicon/Psyco sound?
RH: Sounds great to me! So you still plan on being a part of the Cool Pac in the future?
Psyk: OH HELL YAH!!!
RH: Nice… now when the PXW 1st started, the first 8 shows were all done in consecutive weeks… since then, there have been many long dormant periods between shows… do you know why that is? Because we all miss you guys at those times…
Psyk: Well ever since we became Popular, everyone doesn’t seem to have time, or has too much of an Ego to let themselves have fun, because they’re afraid of what other may think… personally, usually Psyco and I are always ready!
RH: I have noticed… and the ego thing certainly has some truth behind it… but speaking of the dormant periods, there was a pretty long one a while back, where you were stripped of your World Title… after like a year of its retirement, Psycohol suddenly reclaimed it and began defending it almost weekly over on the EWA Shows, even letting some of their guys hold it! It was basically considered just another EWA Belt… would you call that a mockery or disgrace to the PXW World Title?
Psyk: It was a pure Disgrace! He obviously has no respect for that Belt. I was disgusted!
RH: Despite my enormous respect for the man, I am with you… it should not have been whored around like that… but you did get a little revenge on them by becoming the first and only guy, not being an EWA Legend and Veteran, to hold their EWA World Title! In fact not ever having wrestled a match there… how did that feel?
Psyk: Felt like sh*t. I didn’t want anything to do with that Belt! I just wanted the PXW Title back home… but don’t forget that I am the first non-EWA member to hold their Belt!
RH: So you guys returned for a few PXW shows last Spring, and we kind of saw you transform from Psykadelik into the Psykster… now what was up with that?!
Psyk: Kind of a reckoning for me. It’s my inner-personality… it worked for the time, but it’s just not what I want to be. I’m Psykadelik, and forever will be!
RH: Well thank God it’s over! No offense of course… so you are currently the PXW World Champion… a 3-time Champ… what Legacy will you leave behind?
Psyk: I don’t wanna think about that now… I still have a Legacy to create. But I am the only non-EWA member to hold their title… remember that!
RH: That is very true… so what we all want to know is, will the PXW return again soon, or will you once again be stripped of your Title?
Psyk: The World will receive a great Christmas present this year.
RH: Ooohhh Hoooo! I am sooo excited! And what about me…? What are you going to personally get me for Christmas?
Psyk: I’ll get you a one-way ticket to my Fist if you don’t stop acting so Damn Gay!
RH: Ok sir, I’m sorry… now onto the quick question part of our interview…
Psyk: K… shoot!
RH: Now throughout your career, who has been your worst enemy… or your biggest feud?
Psyk: Without a doubt… Splooge!
RH: What?! You must be joking! I mean, I thought it was obviously……
Psyk: Oh, Execution was tough too.
RH: Uck… you are a tough one… how about a best match out of your whole career?
Psyk: I would say my second to last match against Psyco, when I won the Unified Title.
RH: Ok… how about… what has been your favorite PXW era? The early years? Later?
Psyk: The early years… more fun, more competition.
RH: Any particular show your favorite?
Psyk: HELL IN THE SNOW!!!
RH: Very awesome show… did you realize that there was EWA competition across town that very same day?
Psyk: No actually… that is pretty unique.
RH: So what’s your favorite move or moves you use out there?
Psyk: ANKLE LOCK! Belly to Belly and the X-Faktor(not X-Pac’s move)…
RH: Cool… which wrestler besides yourself do you like the best?
Psyk: Hmmm… there’s a few… the Janitor is a riot. Psycohol is crazy. Splooge is just too much fun.
RH: How about hate the most?
Psyk: I’ll have to go with Psicon! His day will come. Attack me from behind you SON OF A B*TCH!!! I’M PSYKADELIK DAMMIT!!!
RH: Whoa, calm down… and if you had to choose one, who would be the funniest guy in the PXW?
Psyk: Definitely Mr. Splooge.
RH: Haha! Now one more question… who was your wrestling inspiration on TV while you were growing up?
Psyk: Hmmm… my biggest inspiration was Flash Funk. He impacted my life so dearly… Haha, I’m sh*ttin’ ya! Without a doubt it was the Hulkster!
RH: Ha, cool… now on with the name association game… I say a name, you make a quick remark… ok, let’s go… Psycohol…
Psyk: Competitor…
RH: Lumberjack
Psyk: Enormously Hairy!
RH: Hahaha! I was thinking the same thing! Mr. Splooge…
Psyk: Out of this World…
RH: Psycometer
Psyk: FAFURA!
RH: The Janitor
Psyk: Scary…
RH: Mr. Execution
Psyk: Talented…
RH: Psicon
Psyk: NEXT!
RH: PsychoRuff
Psyk: Forever!
RH: Wolfman X
Psyk: The Big Man…
RH: Ok, and this last one’s just to ummm, how do I say… flatter myself… Richard Head…
Psyk: THAT’S IT!!! I’M KICKIN’ YOUR F***IN’ @$$!!!
RH: Nooo!!!! Aaaggghhh!!!!
Psyk chases Head around the room a bit… they finally settle down…
RH: Ok whew… you’re a good runner I see… now one last question before I let you go…
Psyk: Hurry up!
RH: Well it has been nice talking to you, but one thing about your wrestling persona, besides the Psykster thing… many say, myself included, that your gimmick is basically a cross between the Rock’s and Ken Shamrock’s… when exactly are you going to get your own gimmick?
Psyk: AAAGGGHHHH!!!!! GET OUTTA MY WAY!!!!!! AAAGGGGHHHH!!!!
Psykadelik snaps and charges Rich and Belly-to Belly Suplexes him onto the floor! He flips him over and hooks on the Anklelock Submission, reminiscent of Ken Shamrock! Head writhes in pain, trying to escape, but it’s no use! Psykadelik finally let’s go of the hold, leaving Head there holding his ankle in agony… Psyk exits the room…
RH: Awww… owww… this may need a cast and crutches… oooch… folks, that’s a wrap!