Rachel's Rant of the Moment

ok, if nothing else, this should be at least semi amusing
Please be warned, I'm probably only half serious, so don't get offended. Or do. I don't care, getting hate mail is always fun = ).

My mind....Its a fun place to be.

Alrighty, welcome to my own personal venting space on the web. Here is where I ramble incoherently about anything I chose to, because I can! And you cant stop me! muahahah! But sometimes I actually have a point (i know, i amaze myself sometimes....) so check back to see. You might be surprized, or you may just wonder if they make a drug for whatever the hell is wrong with me.

I officially have the world's most bizarre family. I swear, we need our own sitcom, cuz we put Malcolm to shame. Now, normally this would require all sorts of expensive therapy, but since I am saving up to buy me a convertable *yay!* I will just rant to ya'll, in the vast expanses of cyberspace. Sound like fun?

Alright, the latest in the chronicles of skitzo-mom: The SUV versus the garage door. Thats right folks, my mother, legal guardian, and the one resopnsible for molding my young, impressionable mind backed out of the garage this morning without bothering to open the door first. But who bothers with petty little details like that anyway? Not my mom! oh, im sooooooo proud to share a gene pool with her.

But wait, it gets better. Insted of trying to fix the door, which is now stuck halfway open, My mom decides to put the car back in reverse and floor it. Yep, lets just charge the door and knock that sucka right off. Good thinking mom. Gee, now why didn't I think of that? Now I see why the govenment gives you full control over my life.

Well, the door pretty much cracked up the middle and so she got the car out.

SCORE: SUV-1 GARAGE DOOR-0

Rematch anyone? ahhhhhh, hide me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

previous rants

my personal opinion on JC's hair (pass me the scisors please!)
What started as a review of the United We Stand Concert in D.C.

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