LFO...Lyte Funkie Ones
LFO
Right right, LFO I'm so feelin dat! Yeah baby...WHO'S YOUR DADDY??? Oh God hold on I gotta stop drooling for a sec...Ok sorry bout that but everytime I see LFO I seem to lose control of my saliva. Especailly when I see Brad...DAMN THAT GUY'S BLAZIN! So yeah LFO is made up of 3 members, Brad(my fave...I gotsta get me some of dat), Brizz(won't mind a little of that) and Rich(already had me some of dat...sike but I need some of that). They're from Boston, I think, yeah Boston and that's all I pretty much know about them. What the hell do I look like Miss Info lady? Go find the info yourself you lazy skanks, I've gotsta life and I ain't got time so pshhh be gone!
Pictures
Ok for you skanks that have hot fingers these pictures are mine...I stole them fair and square so again keep your grubby paws OFF!
Wahoo baby, it's their new single "If I Can't Have You." Aww that's sweet of you LFO but really I've already promised myself to another...Kevin. But I suppose a little LFO on the side wouldn't matter...BRING IT ON!
Just look at him...LOOK DAMNIT! That boy is blazin, but you don't need me to tell you that. He had better look out for a crazy chick with long black hair cuz Brad I'll be stalking you very very soon.
And here he is again...there go my saliva again!
Oh and again
And here Brad decided to try and make me jealous by picking up this prostitute. It's ok because now she's lying dead in a gutter somewhere. Oh my and how did that knife get in her back? I wonder...
Get away from her Brad, she has mad STDs!
Well, it looks like the slut pulled through, no matter cuz I do have a gun...
Look it's the other hottie Brizz...now he knows what sluts to stay away from, and he doesn't make me have to get violent, right Brizz?
GODDAMN!
Oh boy! Two blazin guys for the price of one...and not a slut in sight! I'm likin this.
Oh yeah it's Richie and he's alone(there's a surprise).
Ok everyone time to put our tongues back in our mouths and clean up the drool...bitch I know I wasn't the only one! I mean yeah Richie is ugly but hey come on when you compare him to Brian he's like a freakin God. Bitch then go away no one asked you to come!
Anyways moving on...rumor has it that LFO will be touring with the Backstreet Boys this year. If that's true I had better start working on my stalking, you too. I'm a bit rusty since last year. Right now LFO is touring with Salt N' Papa(I know I tried to get tickets but as luck would have it they were sold out...actually between you and me I think it was that bastard Pearlman again, that commie son of a bitch making my life a living hell). Yeah but anyways
if you haven't seen them in concert(like me)it should be a promising year, them touring with the BsB and all. I just hope to God that Jimmy Ray stays in London and those SOAP girls stay wherever the hell they're from. So Brad and Kevin had better heighten up on security cuz I=coming to a town near them.
