Sometimes I run, sometimes I hide, sometimes I drive myself crazy wanting you the way that I do...Oh sorry bout that I was just torturing myself with a Britney/Nsync medley and oh boy were the dogs howling~! I'm thinking about heading down to TransCon and getting myself a record deal. But before I do, I've gotta get ready ::Stuffs bra:: There we go, not quite as big as Britney's but they'll do. ::Rips a slit in mini skirt:: Now we're talking...watch out dirty old men here I come. Damn now I gotta cake on the make-up. This might take awhile so while I'm plastering my face with loads of crap that will probably do my skin more harm than good in the long run, why don't you check out some of TransCon's finest and most horrifying nightmares. Now where did I put that damn sandblaster???
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Justin "Hooked on Ebonics" Timberlake Explains....
