17/11-03 Gnomes Revealed!
Finally, the first sighting of our beloved Gnomes!! Gnome Info And I must say they look great. And we can be warlocks!! I can see myself standing there, looking up at that huge infernal with a frown: "Whatchamean, no eat bisquits?!"

See? Those big humans like us!
A man walks into a bar with a small gnome sitting on his right shoulder. "Let me have a double, barkeep", the man whines. "Life sucks".
The barman quickly prepares the drink, never taking his eye off of the gnome. "I've never seen anything like that. Where the hell did you get it?"
The man announces to the bar that all drinks are on him. The barman carefully sets up the bar with drinks. When the barman is finished, the gnome leaps off of the man's shoulder and runs up & down the bar, knocking over every drink in it's path. He leaps back onto the man's shoulder.
The crowd is in an uproar, but the chap annouces that the next round of drinks are on him too. Again the barman sets up the bar, again the gnome runs and knocks them down.
This happens a third time and the barman angrily says: "What's your problem, Mister?" In a drunken stupor, the man leans into the bar and tells the barman:
"Thing is, I found this lamp with a Genie in it who granted me one wish."
"I wished for a *12 inch prick*. And that's what I got."

Ok. This is the first trial of my upcoming Gnome Guild page. Right now I will work mostly on graphics and layout. As we get closer to the game launch, I will make sure to find a good adress for this page, together with a forum and such, to make it a working guild page. Any ideas and suggestions are more than welcome.

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