*The camera shows Jade Diamond, Rian Palm, Lance Slade, Crimson, DRH, and Trey Reed sitting backstage. The only title in the camp, the Lord Of The Dance title, sits over Trey's shoulder protectively.*
Rian Palm: So, we're all set, then?
Jade Diamond: I think so.
Trey Reed: Let's go put on a show.
*They walk off, and head for the ring, as we cut to the backstage area. We see a black sedan pull to a stop, and then the back door swings open. Pastor Mark Brian steps out, and picks up his bag, and then the EGWA World Heavyweight Championship. He slings the title over his shoulder, pulls his back to arm-length, and then starts for the door, as we cut into the arena again.*
*We get a panning shot of the , with Orgy's "Blue Monday" playing on the background, where there are roughly seven thousand on hand for the first live Monday Night since "Rising Sun." We pan around the crowd, spotting several fan's signs. After several seconds, the Monday Night theme song fades out, and we zoom in on the newsdesk, where Mike Rether and Clint White sit.*
Mike Rether: Fans, we're here with you, live for the next two hours!!
Clint White: That's right, live, with the EGWA, where literally anything can happen!!
Mike: I am Mike Rether, and beside me is Clint White! Together, we will be bringing you all the action of the EGWA superstars!
Clint: We've got a stellar night of wrestling for you, with nearly the entire roster in action, as well as three titles on the line!
*Suddenly, "The Zoo" by the Scorpions starts up, as the fans begin to boo wildly. Jade Diamond, Lance Slade, Trey Reed, Rian Palm, Crimson, and DRH start for the ring. They slide inside, and then begin to taunt the crowd. Rian holds a microphone.*
Rian Palm: All of you fans...kneel and bow down for the men who MADE THIS COMPANY!!
*They boo loudly.*
Rian Palm: I give to you...the former Commissioner of the EGWA, and currennt Lord Of The Dance Champion, Trey Reed!!
*Reed pulls off a spinning heel kick in the center of the ring, and then holds his title high above his head.*
Rian Palm: The former President of the EGWA, and the veritable franchise of our promotion, DRH!!!
*DRH holds Dave The Skull high above his head, as the fans boo more loudly than ever. DRH grabs a mic.*
DRH: Shut up! Why do you all boo me!? I'm still your champion...and, like all champions, I use NEW ProWeightGain 2000! Available at all GNC dealerships!!
*They boo wildly, some of them throwing cups at DRH. He merely shrugs.*
Rian Palm: Fans, also, I give to you, the three men responsible for the EGWA surviving this winter....Lance Slade, Jade Diamond, and Crimson!! Along with me, your loving President, we are the most powerful faction the EGWA has ever seen!!
*Suddenly, "Shock" by Fear Factory starts up, as "The Icon" Alex Brown, "The Axiom" Preston Stratton, Steven Smith, Thurston Howell, and Chris Brown step out onto the rampway.*
Preston Stratton: You say you're responsible for the EGWA surviving!? I say...WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE ICWA!!!
*A few hardcore ICWA fans cheer.*
Alex Brown: You see, we've got what you guys want...the TAG TEAM TITLES! You say we're defending them against the idiotic Vigils, whom we already out-smarted, and paid off!! So, I say...we're not defending them!!
Rian Palm: You think so, eh? Well, you might live in a dreamworld where your precsous ICWA still exists, but, in reality, you're under contract of the EGWA! Therefore, if you do not defend your titles this evening, you will be FIRED!!
*Brown and Stratton begin to scream threats at them.*
Rian Palm: Furthermore, we're gonna have a little more fun here tonight! We're gonna book a few matches for the ppv right here!! First off, Alex Brown, since it seems as though you want Slade in the ring so bad, we'll give you the match....but, if you lose the match....YOU WILL BE FORCED TO RETIRE!! You said it, and now it's coming back to bite you in the ass!!
*Brown simply slowly nods, staring at Slade.*
Rian Palm: Also...you will be seeing more matches for "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath" matches booked throughout the coming weeks!! Face it, ICWA....YOU WORK FOR US!!!
*"The Zoo" starts up again, as Team ICWA steps off of the ramp. Palm and The Hierarchy leave the ring, as we cut back to the newsdesk.*
Mike: WOW! What an announcement! Lance Slade vs. Alex Brown, at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath! That’s going to be a HUGE match!!
Clint: Tell me about it! Two legends of the game, who have both screwed each other in the past! Slade and Brown, it doesn’t get any better than that!!
Mike: Fans, we have a great evening ahead of us! Essex Goodenough will take on John Bay for the Crown of Thorns Championship. Steven Smith will take on Cam Ferguson for the Triple Entente Title, and for the Tag Team Championships, the Vigils will try to take back what Team ICWA paid them off for, and those are the titles.
Clint: Whoa, you’re forgetting something there. The new World Champion, PMB, will team up with former Champ, Will Storm, to take on the team compromised of DRH and Mr. Palm!!! What a main event!!
Mike: You are definitely right. Well, there isn’t anymore time to waste, so let’s get to the ring!! A new debut will be made by Chef, as he takes on EGWA veteran, Sick Puppy!
Clint: Tell me no more! Let’s go!
*"Cowboy" hits the sound speaker as Sick Puppy steps through the entrance curtain. He raises his arms and is hit from behind by Chef!*
CW - Baking sheet to the head of Sick Puppy! This match is started and neither man has even got in the ring!
MR - Chef rams Sick Puppy's face into the entrance! Irish whip reversed by Sick Puppy and Chef goes into the guardrail! Sick Puppy with a cup of beer to the face of Chef! Chef is blinded! DDT onto the concrete! Sick Puppy and Chef are now on they're way to the ring. Sick Puppy is searching under that ring...table! Sick Puppy with a table! SIck Puppy is now in the ring with Chef. Lock-up, irish whip, Chef ducks the elbow, leapfrog by Sick Puppy, sunset flip by Chef! 1...2..reversal! 1...2...this time reversal by Chef! 1...2...Sick Puppy reverses it again! 1...2...kickout! The crowd is going crazy! This match just started!
CW - Both men shake hands. Kick to the groin by Chef, running knee lift! That looked like he broke his nose! Chef with a headlock. Sick Puppy is not going to submit this early. Sick Puppy with an elbow, two elbows, throws him to the ropes, Chef with a spear!! 1....2...Sick Puppy kicked out!!! Neck and collar tie-up, whip by Sick Puppy..
MR - Massive Clothesline! He took his head off! Where's Chef going??
CW - He's coming towards us!! HEY!! PUT OUR TABLE BACK! He just took our table! That asshole! Bring it back!
MR - Just be quiet Clint. Chef has Sick Puppy on our table now right in front of the ring! Chef is ascending the turnbuckle, oh no! FROGSPLASH THROUGH THE TABLE!!! MY LORD!! That steel frame just punctured Sick Puppy's eye! Chef is looking under the ring now.
CW - Chef has another table! This time he's sliding it in the ring. Sick Puppy is really bleeding. Look at that cut.
MR - That's disgusting!
CW - Sick Puppy is barely moving. I think he might have really screwed his eye up.
MR - Chef now rolling him in the ring. Chef with boots to the head of Sick Puppy. Chef is on his way to a victory! Standing legdrop! Chef is on his way to the top rope, somersault senton!!! Chef has that table and he DROPS THAT TABLE ON SICK PUPPY'S FACE!
CW - Chef is setting that table up now. Chef has Sick Puppy, POWERBOMB!!!
MR - WAIT! SICK PUPPY REVERED IT INTO A DDT! SICK PUPPY DDT'S CHEF THROUGH THE TABLE! Sick Puppy is coming back! Sick Puppy is pounding the hell of Chef!! Sick puppy is going insane!! Sick Pupy has half of that table. Sick Puppy snaps the piece over Chef's head!! Come on Sick Puppy!! Stop showing off!
CW - Chef is up, SUPERKICK OUT OF THE RING! Sick Puppy crashes into the concrete! Chef follows him and IS SPEARED INTO THE RING APRON! I'll tell ya, I've earned a whole lot more of respect for Sick Puppy! He just keeps coming back! Sick Puppy's back in the ring with a chair and so is Chef.
MR - Chef is digging in his pocket...is that?? That's cheesecake!! CHEF SMEARS THAT CHEESECAKE IN THE EYES OF SICK PUPPY!!
*Kyle Krow begins to walk down the entrance ramp with a table. Krow stops and sets up the table in front of the ring*
CW - What the hell is he doing here?? He's still got a match tonight! He's on the ring apron! He's got Chef! He's gonna suplex Chef through the table!! NO! Chef blocks it and sends Krow through the table!! Sick Puppy has the chair!! Chef turns around and SICK PUPPY BREAKS THE CHAIR OVER CHEF'S HEAD! THE SEAT OF THE CHAIR POPPED OFF INTO THE CROWD!! MY GOD!! Sick Puppy with the cover!! 1.....2.....3!!!!
MR - HE GOT EM! Sick Puppy is the winner!!
CW: That was a sweet match!! A great wrestling debut by Chef, despite losing!!
Mike: Fans, that was great action, and we’re not stopping!! As a matter of fact, we’re going to go right back to the ring again! The Playa Hataz, consisting of Dead Sexay and Funkmaster B, will take on the team of Matt Allen and the Saint!
Clint: It’s going to be the EGWA debut of the Saint, as well as the long awaited return of Matt Allen! Do they still have what it takes to win? Let’s find out!
*”Ain’t nothing but a G Thang” starts up, as the Playa Hataz come from the back, dancing all the way to the ring.*
Mike: Damn, these guys are idiots.
Clint: Hey! They have the right to dance, although looking like complete fools of themselves. It’s their life, let them do what they want, and get humiliated!
*”We’re not going to take it” by Twisted Sister plays, as the fans give a large pop for the returning Matt Allen. He comes out, as Saint follows behind him. The two run out to the ring.*
Mike: Here comes Allen and the Saint! They roll in. Dead Sexay lunges forward with a clothesline, but Allen ducks! He turns around, AND HITS THE CLIMAX!!! THE CLIMAX ABOUT 5 SECONDS INTO THE MATCH!!!
Clint: Funkmaster B runs at the Saint, and goes for a superkick! NO, the Saint blocks it, AND NOW HITS THE GIFT FROM ABOVE!!!! THE TAG TEAM OF SAINT AND MATT ALLEN HAVE EXECUTED THEIR FINISHERS SUPER EARLY IN THE MATCH!!!
Mike: Matt Allen simply falls to his knees, and he covers Dead Sexay! 1……2……..3!!!! Matt Allen and the Saint, compromised as a tag team, have beaten the Playa Hataz in one of the shortest matches!!!
Clint: That was rather……odd.
Mike: I definitely agree. The Playa Hataz really can’t get anything done. The past 2 weeks, they’ve lost within a minute!
Clint: That’s just sad. These two can’t wrestle, at all.
Mike: Folks, we are going to take a short commercial break. Stay right there!
*Suddenly "The Zoo" by The Scorpions begins to play, as the fans stand on there feet waiting to see which member of The Heiarchy will come out. Out of no where "The Spectacle" Lance Slade with his Stable's Title around his waist, a long silk bright blue glitter robe on, as he smile's with his money winning smile, and a box of Trojan Latex Condoms in one of his robe pockets. He walks down the aisle, as former employee, and once founding member of The Organizaton Ace Starling rolls down right behind Slade in a wheelchair with a white gauze bandage around his groin and pelvic area, and a cast around his leg and neck as well. Lance enters the ring as the fans give mixed reactions to the now returning EGWA superstar. he grabs the microphone from the ring announcer, as he slowly walks back to the middle of the ring...*
"The Spectacle" Lance Slade: Now, now, now please I know ever since I came to the EGWA. All you fans thought I was undeserving, as a champion, over rated, and even atraitor.Now, the last day I wrestled was on the night that I lost the title I won in record winning time! But, that's not the fact of the matter the fact of the matter is that I lost that title without even being pinned to mat for the 1 , 2, and 3! Now, many of you's fans, and wrestling mark's may be very confused to what I just said. But, the proof lie's in this very video
*A video of EGWA's Pay-Per-View spectacular "Blood, Sweat, and Tears" plays, as we see back stage footage of Richard Thorton EGWA's number one new's reporter interviewing Lance Slade. The camera view's changes, as we then find Moterhead Massacare out in the ring calling out meanwhile backstage near the staging area we find Mr. Palm telling Ace Starling to go put on Lance's wrestling tight's, and go fight Moterhead Massacare so Lance wont have to forfeit the title to Moterhead Massacare. Ace leave's, and come's back several mintues later, and enters the arena, as we see Moterhead Massacare nearly murder the fake Lance Slade, and defeat Ace portrayed, as Lance Slade lose the Triple Entente Title, and his genitals in the process. The video feed cuts, as go back to Lance Slade that is standing in the ring*
"The Spectacle" Lance Slade: Now since that is cleared up, my second order of business is on a lighter note this time it's Moterhead Massacare that I would like to talk about this time. The man you crippled many, dominated all in his path, and the man who always's has unprotected sex. Well, we can't call it that can we or rape for that matter anyway. Silly me thought when you did it both partner's where willing to do it. How, stupid of me was that. So, THAT'S WHY I bought you your never first box of condom's considering it's almost a daily thing of your's. Oh, and I almost forgot to give you a autographed picture of me, now it's framed. So when you have those urges just remember that autographed Lance Slade picture in your bathroom is right above the toilet.
**"The Zoo" by Scorpions plays, as Lance Slade slowly exits the arena to the back, to the booing, yet some cheering fans. We cut back to the newsdesk.**
Mike: Whoa! That was weird! Ace Starling was playing the part of Lance Slade when his balls were ripped off?
Clint: And now all of a sudden, Starling shows up, with patches all around his penis, to become the new valet of Slade? What’s going on here?
Mike: Beats me. At any rate, we’re going to take you back to the ring, where we will have another tag team contest. Two new formed teams will make their tag team debut, as Da Thuz, Kyle Krow and 187, will face off against Parental Guidance, consisting of Ace and Johnny Sorenson!
Clint: It should be one hell of a tag team bout, so let’s get to it!
(Gansta, Gansta, by NWA start up and you see Kyle Krow and 187 are at the top of the ramp. They both come out and raise their hands but they don’t get that much of an ovation. They then slowly walk down to the ring. They enter the ring and await Parental Guidance.)
(“No Leaf Clover” by Metallica playas, as Ace and Johnny Sorensons come out of the back stage arena and charge the ring quickly and the match is under way)
Mike: Well all four men are in the ring at this time, Ace battling with 187 and Krow with Johnny. The ref gets in the middle of the four men and pushes Krow and Johnny to their respected corners. The bell rings and Ace and 187 just continue to battle out like they were in the beginning.
Clint: Both me stop and just stare at each other. Then Ace just walks up to 187 and starts to trash talk to him. Oh, out of no where, Ace just slapped the taste outta the mouth of 187 just like a little girl. Now, they tie up and Ace sends 187 into the ropes, a blind tag for the team of Da Thugs and 187 comes charging back at Ace, ducks under the lariat and oh, from behind a drop kick from the top rope on Ace. Krow just went to the top rope and hit Ace with a drop kick from the top rope. Now Johnny tries to come in the ring but the ref is there and stops him.
Mike: What great work here by Da Thugz, the ref is distracted and they are now just stomping away on Ace in the corner while the refs back is turned, what thugs. Nothing more than thugs. Now the ref turns around at sends 187 out of the ring. Now Kyle Krow grabs Ace and delivers a nice vertical suplex, and a cover, 1.........2...No, just a short two count and this one continues on.
Clint: Now, on the outside, Johnny grabs a chair and throws it into the ring, Now Johnny is in the ring and he picks up the chair. The ref is there to try and stop him. Crack, oh man, Johnny Sorensons just hit the ref with a chair. I guess he seen enough of bad officiating and took matters into his own hands.
Mike: Now Johnny with the chair goes to the corner of the Thugs and cracks 187 with the chair sending him falling to the mat. Now, Johnny climbs the top rope, with the chair still in hand. Look at the look on the face of John and oh my god, John just cradled the chair in his stomach area and delivered a 450 splash to the outside. 187 is busted open, he is busted open.
Clint: Back in the ring, we have a great battle going on. Right hand by Ace on Krow, and a left then by Krow on Ace and another right by Krow on Ace. Now Krow has the advantage and he sends Ace into the ropes with an Irish whip. Ace comes back at Krow and a leap frog by Krow, Ace hits the ropes again, comes back and a head scissors take over by Ace on Krow. Now Ace gets back to his feet and runs to the ropes and an Assia Moonsault by Ace on Krow. The cover.........................................Damn, the ref is still out on the ground and now Ace goes over to check on the ref. This is a mistake.
Mike: Krow is up on his feet and then from behind a low blow on Ace and Ace falls to the ground in agony. Krow goes to pick him up. Ace is dazed on his feet and Krow delivers Tombstone Piledriver to Ace and his head just bounced hard off the mat. Now Krow realizes that the ref is out so he makes no pin attempt. He stomps on Ace a little and then looks to the outside. While John stomps on 187 on the outside, Kyle Krow is climbing the top rope. He goes and leaps with a body press, adn John moved at the last second causing Krow to collide with his partner. Both me, Krow and 187, go crashing into the guard rail and now Krow is gushing blood. Parental Guidance, or should I say Johnny Sorensons was the reason why both members of Da Thugz are busted wide open. Now Ace in the ring is slowly getting to his feet and on the outside Krow was just sent into the steel steps by Johnny!!!
