*The scene switches, where we are in the backstage area, with Team ICWA. Preston Stratton and Alex Brown sit on the benches next to the lockers, with the Tag Team Titles strapped around their shoulders. Chris Brown, Thurston Howell and Steven Smith sit in a group by the small television talking, and discussing strategy. Alex interrupts*
Alex Brown: Boys….tonight, we are taking over the show. If the Hierarchy thinks they are tough shit, then they’ll have to prove it. Thurston, you take care of Crimson, and me and Pres will dominate the Profit$. Chris, Steve…stick around, and watch our backs, if necessary, which is not likely.
Steven Smith: I’ve got the night off, so I’ll be relaxing, and just watching on, and chillin’. If there is anything I feel should be taken care of, no need to worry.
Chris Brown: Yeah, I’ll probably stick around, and get my ass bored, so I wouldn’t be surprised doing something before this night is over.
Preston Stratton: Alright guys, then let’s enjoy the night ahead of us!
*The scene is taken out of the room, and switches to the parking garages by the entrance doors. Through it, steps Will Storm, as we can hear a monster pop from the fans.*
*The scene cuts into the sold out, packed crowd inside the Rotary Field, in Stuart, Virginia. There are roughly 7,000 fans on hand cheering like maniacs, as some pyros shoot off, with “November Rain” by Guns ‘N Roses playing in the background. We continue panning around the arena, as Mike Rether and Clint White take their rightful seats at the broadcast table. After the music fades out, and a couple of seconds, we fade to the newsdesk*
Mike Rether: Welcome fans, to EGWA Monday Night! Alongside Clint White, I’m Mike Rether, bringing you live action for the next two hours!!
Clint White: Folks, do we have one hell of a night ahead of ourselves! We will be seeing nine matches this evening, with four titles on the line! Trey Reed will defend his Lord of the Dance championship against Essex Goodenough, and Motorhead Massacre! Team ICWA will attempt to keep their Tag Team gold, as they take on Lance Slade and Jade Diamond, the Profit$!
Mike: John Bay, who just defeated Essex Goodenough last week for the Crown of Thorns title, will defend against Sick Puppy! And, in the main event, on his way up the ladder, Extremist will get his first chance at the World Heavyweight Championship!!
Clint: We also have some great other singles competition, as well as tag competition, which we will be-
*Suddenly, “The Zoo” by Scorpions starts up, as the fans immediately go into a chorus of booing and hissing. Mr. Palm leads the way out of the back, with DRH, and Trey Reed at his side, with the Lord of the Dance Title. Behind, walks Lance Slade and Jade Diamond, and behind them, Ace Starling and Crimson follow. The seven athletes, known as the Hierarchy, walk into the ring, as the jeering continues. Mr. Palm receives a mic from Andrew Toribio, as he speaks*
Mr. Palm: Stuart, Virginia! I hope you’ve all enjoyed paying to come see an EGWA show, as the Hierarchy controls all of it!
**Fans boo louder.**
Mr. Palm: Yes, well, I also love all of you out there too, so let’s stop with the sexuality right about now. Anyway, let’s get down to business. Tonight, as all of you know, the team of Jade Diamond and Lance Slade will defeat Team ICWA, and hold the Tag Team Titles, just like they used to! Slade and Alex Brown seem to want a piece of each other, so you know, I guess it won’t really hurt much for the Spectacle to give him an early lesson of what’s to come in the future. Actually, I think it’s quite generous!
**Lance Slade poses in the ring, as the fans boo louder. Palm just shakes his head and shrugs, while continuing.**
Rian Palm: Yeah, yeah. Trey Reed will step up to the plate, and defend his Lord of the Dance Title against Bad Sex, and who’s that other character….oh, Motorhead Massacre, that’s it! Crimson will add another loss tally to Thurston Howell’s streak, and finally…all of you will witness your favorite wrestler, the Technician of Hardcore, DRH in action against Hardcore Jay!!
**The fans hiss wildly, as DRH thrusts Dave the Skull into the air. He finds it strange at the reaction the fans are giving him, as he grabs the mic from Palm’s hand.**
DRH: Damnit! Stop booing me already! I was supposed to be on the shelf with an injury for three months!! But, as considerate as I was, with great quality from ASSMASTER, I was back in the ring to entertain within a month!!! Love me, I say, LOVE ME DAMNIT!!!
**But, the boos only grow stronger. Palm takes the mic back**
Palm: Well, at any rate, the Hierarchy will be on fire once Crimson, the hand picked World Champion --
**All of a sudden, “The God That Failed” by Metallica hits the speakers, as the house lights dim down, and the fans go wild with a monster pop. Will Storm appears at the top of the ramp, with a mic in hand, as he looks straight ahead into the ring with a stare at the Hierarchy.**
Will Storm: Alright…Palm, D.R.H, all of you, I’ve had enough of this crap!! Just shut up, don’t say a word, and stop boring these people half to death!!
**The crowd responds with a great pop. Palm looks pissed.**
Mr. Palm: No! Storm, you have no reasoning to be out here, and you have absolutely no say in what I do!! If you hadn’t noticed, right now, I could just stand up, and fire you right on the dot!! How does that sound?!
Will Storm: Actually, if you want the EGWA to fail completely with the loss of the Perfectionist, then you struggle, and do it. However, I’m sick of all the crap you have produced here! You are making this promotion miserable, less people are watching cause of you, and to be honest…I’ve come out here to stop it, and that period of time is NOW!!
Mr. Palm: Once again, Storm, you have no say in what I do! To be honest, the entire faction of the Hierarchy makes the EGWA, and we can break whomever we need to. It’s wrestlers like YOU and PMB who make this business a total disaster, when you get involved!
Will Storm: Eh, you think so, Palm? Well, you know…I was thinking, and with all the good qualities that make me, I don’t think I would do such a bad job…actually, I would do a hell of a better job than you have done, and that is TO TAKE OVER THE PRESIDENCY OF THE EGWA!!!
**The fans go nuts. They want to see this happening. Palm stands up on the rope, and begins yelling obscenities at Storm.**
Mr. Palm: What?! You could never take the power of the EGWA! I am half the man you will EVER be!
Will Storm: Yeah, that’s your opinion, old man. If you think you have what it takes to control this business, prove it. Cause, I believe in just less than two weeks, the next PPV will be held, Sabbath Bloody Sabbath! I’m serious about this Palm, and I will prove to you that I can take control better than you’d ever be able to! So, how does it sound Palm? Do you have the balls to step in the ring with the franchise of the EGWA?
Mr. Palm: You wanna’ test me, Storm? YOU GOT IT!!!
Will Storm: Palm, your own grave awaits!
**”The God That Failed” starts up again, as the fans go crazy, the Hierarchy reacts frustrated, as we are taken back to the newsdesk.**
Mike: Wow! Mr. Palm vs. Will Storm at Sabbath Bloody Sabbath, for control of the EGWA! What a match that promises to be!
Clint: Who does Storm think he is? Thinking that he can run the EGWA by himself, that’s crazy! He doesn’t stand a chance!
Mike: Well, I guess we’ll just have to wait until May 29th, on PPV! Anyhow, at this time, we are going to go into our first match of the evening, where the Vigils will take on great newcomers, Ace and Johnny Sorenson, Parental Guidance!
**”No Leaf Clover” by Metallica starts, as the fans give a medium-sized pop for Johnny and Ace Sorenson, as they make their way down the ring, trying to get the crowd excited.**
**”When I come Around” by Greenday hits, as the fans give a good pop to the NC-17 tag team, of the Vigils. Ryan Lewis and Kevin Anderson make their way down the entranceway, as they slide into the ring, and stare down their opponents.**
Mike: Well here comes a match that pits together two great tag teams of the EGWA that are both worthy competitors for the tag team titles.
Clint: No one's as good as the Profit$!
Mike: Do you ever stop kissing ass?
Clint: I certainly don't.
Mike: (muttering) Oh god, help me from hurting this bastard.
Clint: What did you just say?
Mike: Nothing. The bell has rung and the match is underway!
Clint: Ace Sorenson makes a grab for Ryan Lewis and maneuvers the little turd into a front headlock. Lewis escapes it and chucks Sorenson into the ropes. Ace comes in on the rebound and is met with a kick to the back of his head. Lewis is beginning to deliver vicious martial art kicks to the chest and face of Ace Sorenson.
Mike: Can you hear the smack those boots are making? Ryan Lewis flings himself into the ropes and flies back delivering a Cross Body Drop. But Ace Sorenson catches him! Ace is just standing there taunting the Dream. He rears up and flings Lewis backwards with a devastating Fall Away Slam!
Clint: Sorenson walks over to Lewis who is currently sprawled out and rolling slightly around. There's no denying his courage but he's a weakling and a man who has obvious problems.
Mike: I don't think he would like it if he hears that.
Clint: I can take that turd on! Next to the Heirarchy I'm the man!
Mike: Ace Sorenson pulls Lewis up by his hair and tosses him into the corner. Ace begins to stomp away on a defenseless Ryan Lewis. Ace steps up to the first rope and begins to choke The Extreme Dream. That's all four hundred pounds of Ace Sorenson crushing the neck of the somewhat smaller Ryan Lewis!
Clint: Ace rears up to the center of the ring. He comes charging at Lewis. The behemoth leaps into the air looking to flatten the face of Ryan Lewis. He misses!!! His Head just collided with the damn ring post!!! Lewis dodged a move that may have ended this match!
Mike: An enraged Lewis is taking the advantage now. He takes the dizzied body of Ace Sorenson and delivers a vicious Cross-Neckbreaker! The Dream picks Ace back up and begins to give him hell with those left jabs of his. Ace is standing up almost lifelessly taking the brutal flurry of fists that are raining down on his forehead. Lewis backs up, runs back at Sorenson, jumps up and delivers an amazing bulldog! Wow Lewis is on fire right now. He's not going to take any crap!
Clint: Kevin Anderson is jumping up and down on the ring apron begging his partner for the tag. Lewis looks out to the cheering crowd with a smirk on his face. He walks over to Anderson and holds out his hand which The Phenomenal One barely slaps and runs out into the ring thirsty for blood.
Mike: Ace sees this and smartly crawls over to his brother Johnny and tags out to rest his bruised body. Johnny Sorenson and Kevin Anderson stand face to face. Kevin puts his hands out and Johnny meets the offer by grabbing Anderson's outreached hands. Anderson proves to be the stronger, bending the smaller Sorenson backwards. Johnny is struggling to keeps from getting pinned to the mat. Ouch!! Johnny Sorenson just gave Anderson a smart kick to his balls!
Clint: Johnny is now on the offensive. He grabs Anderson by the back of the neck and headbutts him. Both men staggering backwards. I guess Johnny Sorenson isn't the sort of man who was built to give some one a move like that.
Mike: I suppose not. Anderson sees his opportunity and takes the initiative. He takes the hand of Johnny and shoots him off into the ropes. Sorenson rebounds back and is met with a flipping dropkick. Johnny stands back up as Anderson shoots him back into the ropes again. Johnny comes back and is met with a second dropkick.
Clint: Anderson wants to take Johnny out so he can concentrate on the titan that is standing on the ring apron.
Mike: Anderson takes Johnny's arm and whips him but Johnny Sorenson reverses! Anderson rebounds back to Sorenson who flies at the Phenomenal One with an STO tackle! Sorenson rolls him up and gets the 1..2 and a kick out by Anderson. He's too much of a fighter to be pinned by a tackle.
Clint: That doesn't stop Johnny from continuing the assault. He picks Kevin Anderson up and knees him in the face. Anderson standing there woozy as Johnny Sorenson ascends the turnbuckles. Johnny flies off through the air and impacts a Flying Clothesline to Anderson! Johnny rolls back to his feet and motions to the crowd. He once again climbs the top rope.
Mike: Johnny preparing himself for a launch and No!!!! Johnny was pulled off the turnbuckle by Ryan Lewis and is now sprawled across the concrete floor. Lewis hops down to the outside of the ring and begins to beat down on the fallen Sorenson.
Clint: But here comes Ace Sorenson. Lewis doesn't see him. Ace turns the Extreme Dream around and picks him up over his head. This looks bad. Ace Sorenson releases and throws Ryan Lewis into the audience with a Gorilla Press Slam!!!!!! Mike: My God! Ace Sorenson is one of the most powerful men we've ever had in the EGWA. Ace and Johnny climb back up into the ring apron but are met with a double clothesline from Kevin Anderson! Kevin rears back, rebounds off the ropes, and flings himself OVER THE TOP ROPE!!! Both of the Sorenson brothers are now laying down barely moving on the cold, hard, floors of The Rotary Field Stadium!
Clint: Inside of the crowd Ryan Lewis is pulling himself back to his feet. He pushes a fan off of a chair and grabs it into his hands. Lewis may in fact be a worthless piece of feces but he knows how to swing a chair.
Mike: Lewis hops over the guardrail and waits in front of the rising Sorensons. Ace is the first to his feet and his sent back down to the floor with a chair shot to his head. Johnny pulls himself to his feet but is knocked almost out of his boots by another chair shot from Lewis.
Clint: Kevin Anderson brings Ace Sorenson back up and whips him into the ring post. The sound of Ace's head and the steel of the post just gives me goose bumps of glee all over my body.
Mike: Kevin Anderson takes Ace Sorenson and throws him into the guard rail with such a force it sends Ace straight over the guard rail. Lewis and Johnny Sorenson hop over following the action. Anderson and Ace are brawling each other through the crowd.
Clint: Look at Lewis and Johnny they're going at each other trading ferocious punches and kicks. Lewis scoops Johnny up and slams him down onto the floor. The Dream now follows Ace and Anderson hoping to get this match over with soon.
Mike: Ace Sorenson know has the advantage and delivers a powerslam to Kevin Anderson. Lewis runs up behind the two. He waits for Ace to become prone. The large Sorenson turns around only to get superkicked in the face! Ace is still standing up from that. Lewis stares in disbelief as Ace tosses Lewis towards his brother Johnny who has gotten back up.
Clint: Ace picks Kevin Anderson up and gives him a clothesline that propelled him five feet forward! What amazing power by Ace Sorenson! Kevin Anderson's limbs are strewn in several directions as he is laying on the floor. Ace walks over to Kevin and picks him up back onto his feet.
Mike: Lewis tries to run and help his partner but Johnny Sorenson catches him and puts him in a sleeper hold. Ace Sorenson grabs the neck of Kevin Anderson. Drapes him over his shoulder and picks him up at least nine or ten feet into the air.
Clint: Johnny turns the submission on Lewis into a Sleeping Neckbreaker. He seems to know what's going on.
Mike: With Anderson in the air Ace walks over to the side of the stage. No He wouldn't!!! For the love of God somebody stop Ace!!! Ace Sorenson looks around to the crowd and CHOKESLAMS KEVION ANDERSON DOWN THROUGH THE BLEACHERS!!!!!! OH MY GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!
Fans: Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!
Mike: Johnny Sorenson being the legal man jumps down into the wreckage and covers Kevin Anderson…..1……2……..3!!!!
Clint: In your words, My God!
Mike: WELL, what a tag team match that was!
Clint: Indeed! I’m telling you, Parental Guidance is looking GREAT in their first matches here as EGWA stars! Success is starting to spell out!
Mike: And I couldn’t agree with you more!
**The scene cuts into the backstage area, inside the NC-17 locker room, where Cam Ferguson and Vincent Vega sit watching the TV, just seeing the loss of the Vigils.**
Cam Ferguson: Damn, they almost had it!
Vincent Vega: You win some, you lose some.
Cam Ferguson: We gotta’ keep an eye on those Sorenson boys…
Vince Vega: Yeah, well, I’m off to kick Kyle Krow’s sorry ass with that pizza cutter, I’ll check in with ya later!
Cam Ferguson: Good luck, get me a good slice of pizza!
Vince Vega: ….what?
Cam Ferguson: You just said you were getting pizza…
Vince Vega: No, no, no…I’m going into a ‘Pizza Cutter on a Pole Match’ with Kyle Krow!
Cam Ferguson: Ohhh! Then have a fun time!
Vince Vega: Later.
Kyle Krow vs. ‘The Hardcore Masta’ Vincent Vega
**The scene cuts back into the arena, as Gansta, Gansta, by the N.W.A. starts to blare over the PA system and Kyle Krow walks from the backstage area to be meet by a mixed reaction from the crowd. He raises his hands to get a little more of an ovation but none really comes. He then walks to the ring and goes to his respected corner.**
**”Liberate” by Slipknot hits, as green pyro lights shoot around the arena, and the fans give a large pop to Vincent Vega. He thrusts his arms into the air, as he walks into the ring, staring across towards Krow.**
Andrew Toribio: Ladies and gentlemen tonight is a special match-up between these two men. It is the first ever pizza cutter on a pole match. The rules are simple, either man makes the attempt to climb up the pole and when they do, they grab the pizza cutter. Then that man needs to cut his opponent with the pizza cutter on the forehead. Now let’s get to the action.
(Toribio leaves the ring and the bell rings.)
Mike: Well things start up here as Vega and Krow just stare at each other. Oh and a slap to the face of Vega ends the stare down and Krow now goes and attacks Vega. A rake to the eyes then a kick to the mid section is done by Krow and Vega is off to a very slow start here as Krow continues to work on Vega.
Clint: Now Krow grabs Vega and sends him into the ropes. Vega comes back and ducks under the clothsline by Krow and now back with a flying lariat Now Krow right back up with a look of astonishment on his face. Krow charges at Vega trying running clothsline, but he ducks under it and a drop kick to the chest of Krow. That blow just knocked him out of the ring and to the floor. Man, Vega started slow but is looking really hot now.
Mike: Now Krow slowly gets to his feet after that devastating dropkick by Vega. Now Krow on the outside goes over to where the ring announcer, Andrew Toribio, is sitting and grags his chair. Look at Krow, he is taunting Vega to come out after him.
Clint: What a coward he is.
Mike: Vega then acknowledges the taunt and starts to head out of the ring but then stops in his tracks. Wait, Vega point to the top of the pole. VEGA IS GOING FOR THE POLE, BUT, OHHHHH, KROW QUICKLY GOT INTO THE RING AND GAVE A CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF VEGA AND HE FEEL ABOUT TEN FEET BACK INTO THE RING!!!
Clint: Now Krow, hawking over the injured Vega and once again hits him with a chair shot that hurt him even more.
Mike: Look at Krow, the Thug, that’s all he is, a thug.
Clint: Call him what you want, but he isn’t doing bad in the early going. Now Krow, picks up Vega and sets him up for a power bomb. Krow picks him up and, OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD, KYLE KROW JUST POWERBOMBED VINCE VEGA OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR. THE FANS GIVE THEIR APPRECIATION AND VEGA IS LYING HERE ON CONSCIENCES.
Mike: Now Krow bounces of the far ropes, and A SUICIDE DIVE OVER THE TOP ROPE AND HE LAND’S RIGHT ON TARGET. NOT ONLY DID HE JUST FINISH OFF VEGA RIGHT THERE, BUT HE DAMN NEAR KILLED HIMSELF AS WELL.
Clint: Now, Kyle Krow, wobbly and dizzy gets to his feet and appeals to the crowd. He then stumbles over to the ring and goes under, looking for something. Krow then pulls out a tool box, a tool box. Krow, weak from the last move that he pulled off lifts up the heavy tool box and OH, A DROP KICK FROM VINCE VEGA ONTO THE TOOLBOX. WHERE IN THE HELL DID HE FIND THE ENERGY TO PULL THAT OFF, HELL WHERE DID HE FIND THE ENERGY TO GET UP OFF THE FLOOR. And now, Krow is knocked out cold. Vega now, searches threw the busted open tool box and finds a hammer.
Mike: Vega now swings the hammer but Krow moves. He then swings again, and Krow once again a miss by Vega. Now Krow out off desperation gets up and slides into the ring, just to stay out of the way of that hammer. Now Vega, upset with himself throws the hammer at the ring but misses everything. He then gets back into the ring and while on the apron is meet with a knee from Krow and then a suplex over the rope to bring him back in. Now Krow on the offensive gives a couple of kicks to the side of Vega. He then grabs him by the hair and lifts him to his feet. OH, REVERSE DDT THAT SENDS VEGA RIGHT BACK DOWN, AND HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS OUT COLD.
Clint: Man, Krow looks hot tonight.
Mike: Now Krow looks up at the pizza cutter and then turns back around. He picks up Vega and just tosses him to the outside. He is buying himself some time.
Clint: Now Krow looks at the pole again and starts to climb. Slowly he makes his way up and he has it, yes he has it. Krow has the pizza cutter. He now makes his way down the poll and has that malice look on his face. He then goes to the outside after the fallen Vega. Kyle Krow from the ring apron jumps at Vega and trys to cut him but Vega uses a near by chair to protect his face, and Krow look like he hurt his wrist.
Mike: Vega now, gets up and looks for the pizza cutter but can’t find it. He then sees Kyle cowarding on his wrist and then starts to stomp on it a little. Krow lets out a scream of pain and then huddles over it to protect it. Vega now starts to look for the weapon and turns his back to Krow. Clint: WAIT, KROW IS UP. HE WAS PLAYING POSSUM. AND HE HITS VEGA IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD. NOW KROW REACHES INTO HIS TIGHTS, AND HE HAS THE PIZZA CUTTER, HE HAS THE PIZZA CUTTER. He stabs at Vega and hits him in the arm. Vega’s arm is sliced.
Mike: Just remember fans that you need to slice the forehead in order to win.
Clint: He stabs again, but hits the arm once again. Vega, WITH A KICK TO THE BALLS, KICK TO THE BALLS ON VEGA AND IT SENDS KROW DOWN. Now Vega grabs Krow, and throws him into the ring. He then grabs the pizza cutter.
Mike: He starts up the ropes and a senton bomb, senton bomb onto Kyle Krow. What a move by the Hardcore Masta, Vince Vega. Now he has grabs the limp body of Krow and puts him in a headlock. He then puts the pizza cutter to the head of Krow but doesn’t cut. WAIT, WAIT JUST A SECOND, VEGA HAS AN IDEA. HE RUNS AT THE CORNER AND A SWINGING BULLDOG, SWINGING BULLDOG AND ON THE LANDING KROW WAS BUSTED OPEN. IT’S ALL OVER, IT’S ALL OVER, VEGA HAS ONE THIS BATTLE.
(Vega goes to the turnbuckle and raises his hands and receives his ovation from the crowd but Krow gets up.)
Clint: Wait, a low blow from Krow on Vega and Vega falls from the ropes in pain. Krow grabs the pizza cutter and cuts the head of Vega wide open. Oh man, Vega is gushing blood.
**Krow then gets a mixed reaction from the crowd as Gansta Gansta starts to play and he heads to the backstage, and we cut back to the newsdesk.**
Mike: That was some show these two young athletes put on for us!
Clint: I’d say so! Vincent Vega is on a roll, too! I wouldn’t be surprised to see him going for titles again, soon!
Mike: At any rate, fans, up next is the Crown of Thorns Title match, so stay tuned, we have to go to a commercial break!
