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yo mamma so old when she was a kid there was no old spice, it was called baby spice.


yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in the third grade


yo mamma so old she pee'd the great lakes!


Yo mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.


Yo mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.


Yo mama's so old, she has all the apostles in her black book.


Yo mama's so old, she DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party.


Yo mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.


Yo mama's so old, she needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers.


Yo mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.


Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.


Yo mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.


Yo mama's so old, she used to baby-sit Yoda.


Yo mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.


Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.


Yo mama's so old, when the police asked her for her ID, she gave them a rock.


Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.


Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate is in Roman numerals.


Yo mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.


Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.


Yo mama's so old, she was a waitress at the last supper.


Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.


Yo mama's so old, she knew the Beetles when they were the New Kids on the Block.


Yo mama's so old, she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.


Yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.


Yo mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.


Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.


Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.


Yo mama's so old, when God said "Let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.


Yo mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.


Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.


Yo mama's so old, she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.


Yo mama's so old, she planted the first tree at Central Park.


Yo mama's so old, her birthday expired.


Yo mama's so old, she has Adam & Eve's autographs.


Yo mama's so old, she got slapped by Eve for blowing Adam.


Yo mama's so old, she took friendship pictures with Adam & Eve.


Yo mama's so old, she co-wrote the Ten Commandments.


Yo mama's so old, she got the first copy of the Ten Commandments.


Yo mama's so old, she has an autographed bible.


Yo mama's so old, the candles cost more than the birthday cake.


Yo mama's so old, she farts out mummy dust.


Yo mama's so old, she squirts powdered milk out her nipples.


Yo mama's so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.


Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.


Yo mama's so old & ugly, her name is Ape.


Yo mama's so old, when she was young rainbows were black and white.


Yo mama's so old, she called the cops when David and Goliath started to fight.


Yo mama's so old and fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.


Yo mama's so old, she watches PBS.


Yo mama's so old, she's got a pair of Air Moses sneakers.


Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.


Yo mama's so old, when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.


Yo Mamma So Old she wore air Jesus'.


Yo Mamma's so old, her boobs look like bungie chords.


Yo Mamma's So old, she dated moses
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