pick-up lines for losers like me
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I'm conducting a survey on the taste of vaginas. Wanna be my first participant?
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Do you like my belt buckle? (any response is okay ) It would look better against your forehead!
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas
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First, I'd like to kiss you passionately on the lips, then, I'll move up to your belly button.
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A snake just bit my penis. Could you be so kind as to suck out the venom?
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Go up to someone (in a building or somewhere where there are a lot of people) and say, "There is a phone call for you." When asked who it is, say, "I don't know, but they asked to speak to the best looking guy/girl in the room."
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Baby, you must be a broom, because you just swept me off my feet.
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Wipe off your face and say "Here, I cleaned off this seat for you."
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If looks were against the law you'd be arrested, booked, and jailed for life
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I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."
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I want to use your thighs as ear muffs.
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How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
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its Be Cruel to Animals Week... will you choke my chicken?
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I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?P>
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I'm not good with these pick-up lines, so can i just play with your breasts?.
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Hi. My friend back there wants to know if you think I'm hot.
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I'm sorry, we don't allow clothes in here
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my love for you is like diarrhea i cant hold it in.
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nice lipstick. can i taste it?
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if i flip a quarter whats the chances of me getting head?
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what has 148 teeth and holds backt he incredible hulk? my zipper.
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if you and were squirrels, could i bst a nut in your hole?
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i need someone really bad. are you really bad? Page 1 Page 2
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