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Parody on! You know you can't get enough. Your favourite songs will never be the same. Am I insane? Very likely, but I don't know where you live, so why worry?



Beatles songs make great E! parodies and are a favourite to sing along to. You can sing this one to the tune "Yesterday". Oddly enough, that's the title of this parody too.





Yesterday

Yesterday
Drive-by shootings were so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh things were simpler
Yesterday

Suddenly
We've got Third Watch on instead of E!
Happy endings are a rarity
Oh yesterday
In the 70s

Why those kinder shows
Had to go
I couldn't say
Dr. Brackett knew
What to do
To save the day...

Yesterday
CPR was done in such weird ways
But, I long for those familiar days
Oh I believe in yesterday

Yesterday
Violence didn't steal our kids away
They would even bow their heads to pray
Oh I believe in yesterday

Why we had to change
Rearrange
I'll never know
Now my comfort comes
From reruns
Of Jack Webb shows...

Yesterday
It was safe to go outside to play
Now we have to hide our kids away
Oh I believe in yesterday

Mmmmmmmm...

Mayzee
OMGB #140

It's obvious. This is sung to the tune of Elvis Presley's "Hound Dog", so get howling... er... singing and smile as you remember Henry and his non-movement movement in the 70's.





Hound Dog (Another Tribute to Henry)

You ain't nuthin but a hound dog
Sleepin' all the time
You ain't nuthin but a hound dog
Sleepin' all the time
You ain't movin' off the couch
For about the hundredth time

Well we got you a dog house
We thought it would be fine
Yeah we got you a dog house
We thought it would be fine
Now Chet's in the dog house
And all he does is wail and whine...(chorus)

We thought you were a mascot
But, that was just a lie
Yeah we thought you were a mascot
But, that was just a lie
You just mooch and sleep
While the rest of the world goes rushin' by
(chorus)

Mayzee



Rollin' Down the Highway



Sing this to that old Creedence Clearwater hit "Proud Mary"

Got a good job in the city
Putting out big fires every night and day
Some nights I don't get one minute of sleep
And coffee is the main thing that keeps me awake

chorus
Sirens keep on ringing
To interrupt our barbershop singing
Rollin', rollin', rollin' down the highway (repeat line)

When there's a hot fire in the city
We have got to leave our dinner get cold
There's no time for worry, firemen must hurry
Soot-covered knights so brave and so bold(chorus)

If you are trapped in a building
And getting out alive is not looking good
51 is comin', hear the engine hummin'
They'll come rushing in where no other folks would

Mayzee



Here at Perilous Parodies, we always welcome parodies by other budding artists. This one was written by Jules from the Randyfans list and you can sing it to the tune of "Me and Bobby McGee".



Me and My Bodily Needs
aka Johnny's Song

Waiting at the station
the local firestation
known around these parts as "51"
Wantin her to call
To hear any word at all
Just a sign to let me know that we're not done.

When she left my bed this morning
I felt a little warning
That our time together might be near the end
Her kiss was a little cold
And, if the truth were told
I thought she tried to stick me with my own pen

(Chorus)
If leavin's just another way to show me how you feel
It's nothing that I ain't been shown before
The feeling's good but never lasts more than a few weeks
But feeling good is good enough for me...
Good enough for me and my bodily needs.

Never thought she'd get so mad
End the life we had
Just 'cause I kept yelling out other girl's names
I admit, I can't keep them straight
Too much on my plate
"Sandy"'s not that far from "Connie"..they're both dames...

(Chorus)
If leavin's just another way to show me how you feel
It's nothing that I ain't been shown before
The feelin's good but never lasts more than a few weeks
But feeling good is good enough for me..hoo hoo..
Good enough for me and my bodily needs.

La la la, la la la..la la la la la... etc...

Jules

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