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Wasn't That A Parody!


Here we go again. Johnny is driving the boys of 51 crazy playing every instrument under the sun... upside down bag pipes, trombones... he's a regular one man orchestra, with one problem. He can't play to save his soul... until he picks up that guitar. Then... the boys can take the cotton out of their ears. That Johnny is a surprise! Well, here's a parody page you're going to love. Why? Well... look who's playing guitar for you to sing along? If that doesn't make you happy... you need therapy.

The first parody features Henry, the immoveable mascot with floppy ears and the personality of a rock. But, we love Henry, just the same, as you will soon find out in this parody... sing it to the tune of "I'm Henry the VIIIth I am..." the old Herman's Hermits tune. You can do it.



Henry the Pooch

I'm Henery the pooch, I am
Henery the pooch, I am, I am
All day long on the couch I stay
While the firemen run about to save the day

And everyone loves me, Henery
Much better than old Boot or little Sam
Yes Sir!
I'm a useless lump, I'm Henery
Henery the pooch, I am

Second verse... not like the first

I'm Henery the pooch I am
Henery the pooch I am, I am
Some have tried, buts it's never been proved
That in my entire life I've ever moved

But, you gotta love me... Henery
And if you don't, I just don't give a d---!
NO Sir!
I'm a furry fleabag, Henery
Henery the pooch I am

Final verse... gets even worse

I'm Henery the pooch, I am
Henery the pooch I am, I am
My idea of a day full of fun
Is sleeping on the couch at "51"

I'm sorta ripe, I'm Henery
They wish they had Febreze when this show ran
Yes Sir!
I'm the station mascot, Henery
Henery the pooch I am, I am
Henery the pooch I am...

Oh man... that was tiring... I need a... zzzzzzzzz...

May
OMGB #140

The next featured parody uses that impossible to get outta your head... even when you want it to songs. Sing it to the tune "YMCA" by the Village People... of course, you don't have to picture all the firemen standing there singing like the Village People, but if you must... laugh at your own risk.



Squad 51

Young men
Dressed in firemen's boots
They are young men
Paramedic recruits
You can watch them
Every night on the box
This is one program
That rocks

Young men
Saving people from harm
They are young men
When they hear the alarm
They come running
Dashing into the fray
Rest assured
They'll save the day...

Call the boys from

Squad 51
It's fun to ride with them
Squad 51
When Roy and Johnny arrive
You're pretty sure to survive
So if you want to stay alive
Just call the boys from

Squad 51
The rescue men from
Squad 51
No paramedic can state
Such a dramatic save rate
How they love to defibrillate

Young men
Like superheroes in blue
They are young men
Facing danger for you
You can watch them
But, which one would you choose
Flip a coin
You just can't lose...

Young men
Fixing booboos and more
They are young men
Busting through your front door
To come help you
When you're in a big jam
Their directions
Come from Sam...

Those rescue men are from

Squad 51
It's good to call on
Squad 51
They will make ladies swoon
While they tend to your wound
Get the remote, it's airing soon

We love to tune in to

Squad 51
See Roy and Johnny in
Squad 51
They're two sweet, regular guys
Whose hair's a daily surprise
My admiration for them's king size...

Young men
Riding in a red truck
They are young men
Getting people unstuck
When those young men
Take my vitals they see
That my temp goes up
One degree...

Young men
Getting down in the mud
They are young men
Who don't faint when there's blood
They're real heroes
You take The Flash and Shazam
I just want my
Rescue man...

I love those boys from

Squad 51
Please come and rescue me
Squad 51
Pull up to this address
I'm a girl in distress
I need a Johnny fix... S.O.S.

I need a rescue from

Squad 51
There ain't no rescue like
Squad 51
They're two dreamboats in blue
They know just what to do
They're the cure for what's ailing you...

May
OMGB #140

Ok. We're going back in time now to one of those songs that is so silly, I don't even have a midi for it. If you remember The Shaving Cream Song... feel free to sing along with this tailor-made, Squad 51 version.

The Shaving Cream Song (Revisited)

I'm a girl-crazy, cute paramedic
My exam of you won't hurt a bit
The ladies say my grin is handsome
But, Roy says they're all full of

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

Chet tried to put us on a diet
It sent all the guys in a snit
Alfalfa and figs were the menu
The stuff he made tasted like...

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

Once I was accused by Doc Morton
Of not being physically fit
I smiled and I tried to be civil
But, I wished that he'd fall in some

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

I dated a cute little stewardess
It didn't go well, I'll admit
Each move that I made while out with her
Got me into a whole bunch of...

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

My shutterbug craze was a failure
The captain said I was a twit
The photo I sold had been taken
By Chet Kelly, that guy's full of...

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

My gourmet cuisine had been ruined
A fact that I had to omit
All the firemen but Roy ate it gladly
Man, how can those guys eat that...

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

That evil supply nurse was gruesome
I guess you could say she had grit
That's one nurse that I won't be dating
I'd rather fall head first in...

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

They say that I talk with my mouth full
And crackers I've been known to spit
I'm glad my wife's not Martha Stewart
My home life wouldn't be worth

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen

Now this is the end of this parodE!
I know you'll be glad that I quit
If you don't like our barbershop singing
Plug your ears with a big lump of

Shaving cream
Be nice and clean
Shave every day and
You'll always look keen!

May
OMGB #140

The next parody is to that 80's tune, Bette Davis Eyes, by Kim Carnes. I, of course, thought we should sing about Roy DeSoto's big, beautiful blue eyes. Well, truly, those eyes belong to Kevin Tighe, but he and Roy are pretty close friends, so I didn't think he'd mind if I used Roy's name here.



Roy DeSoto Eyes

His hair is red or gold
He gives out good advice
With a good heart, I'm told
And killer Roy DeSoto eyes

His heart is heaven-spun
But, he can cut you down to size
Those looks are set on stun
He's got Roy DeSoto eyes

He can please you
Or appease you
Make a vain attempt to tease you
Unprecocious
And his cooking skills are no less than atrocious
All the girls see him and sigh
He's got... Roy DeSoto eyes...

His voice is sugar sweet
It comes as no surprise
The others can't compete
With those gorgeous Roy DeSoto eyes

Patience is his game
Unless we're talkin' Craig Brice
Who'd like to stake a claim
For those killer Roy DeSoto eyes?

He's so charming
It's disarming
And He's married, so it's alarming
Unassuming
As he keeps Miss Johnson's plant collection blooming
All the girls fantasize
About those Roy DeSoto eyes

A yen for artichokes
Seems this guy's only vice
One look, you'll need the stokes
He's got Roy DeSoto eyes

His voice is soft as satin
His peepers sapphire ice
He ought to get a patent
For those dreamy Roy DeSoto eyes

He's a dreamer
A scene steamer
He can splint your fractured femur
Undemanding
He's a rescue man with class and understanding
All the girls scramble to spy
On those... Roy DeSoto eyes...

May
OMGB #140

Ok, this little ditty is done to the tune of John Michael Montgomery's "Sold (The Grundy County Auction Incident)... enjoy!


Sold(the LA County Auction Incident)

Well, I went down to the LA County auction
When I saw someone in a fire hat
I felt like I had swallowed love concoction
So I decided to make a bid on that

I said
Hey Johnny baby won't you give me a chance
Give me your number and a second glance
I'll be your private nurse when you ring my bell
I never seen a fireman with such weird hair
I know that we could make a perfect pair
I'm going once, going twice
I'm sold to the guy in the passenger seat
He made my heart skip a hundred beats
He's tall, dark, handsome, with big brown eyes
I'm about to bid my heart goodbye...

My poor old heart was skipping beats insanely
I thought that I would faint there in my seat
I bid on that cute fireman inanely
Cuz I had never seen anything so sweet...(chorus)

I closed my bid on that rescue man
And we drove the squad away
The antiques road show can eat their hearts out
To this very day...(chorus)

Mayzee

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