Blonde Jokes

Q: How do you get a one armed blode out of a tree?

A: Wave to her.

Q: How did the blonde break her arm raking the yard?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?

A: Alone.

Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?

A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?

A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: How does a blonde part their hair?

A: (Action of scissoring legs apart)

Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?

A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables!

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just dyed her hair.

Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?

A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much.

Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?

A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.

Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?

A: You can park in the handicap zone.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?

A: They both have black roots.

Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?

A: So she could lip read.

Q: How do you drown a blond?

A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.

Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?

A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common ?

A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?

A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They're both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do blonds and spagetthii have in common?

A: They both wiggle when you eat them.

Q: Why did the deaf blond sit on a newspaper?

A: So she could lip read.

Q: How do you drown a blonde?

A: Don't tell her to swallow.

Q: Why did the blonde drown in the pool ?

A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.