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YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF...
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
The bluebook value of your truck goes up & down, depending on how much gas it has in it.
Your Junior/Senior Prom had a Daycare.
The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
Anyone in your family ever died right after saying, "Hey, y'all watch this!"
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
You go to your family reunion looking for a date.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You have more than one brother named 'Darryl.'
Your school fight song is "Dueling Banjos."
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For my favorite red neck Bob "Biff".....who asks the eternal question....where are my bullets?
