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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
-- Jerry Seinfield --

If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten.
-- George Clooney --

Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
-- Rod Stewart --

The problem with the designated driver program is, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.
-- Jeff Bridges --

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, BUT only enough blood to run one at a time.
-- Robin Williams--

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