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WWF Smackdown Results - 03/01/01

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JR reminds us that, "We're live from Tucson!!" He is joined by Michael Cole. No Lawler. (insert tears)

Show opens with Kurt Angle coming to the ring. This marks the second week in a row that we are blessed with a Kurt Angle interview to start the show. He breaks it down for the fans that he has won just about every title possible in a very short period of time. Shows clips of Angle putting Rock in the "Olympic" Ankle Lock(I made that up myself) from Raw. Angle says the only reason Rock is still walking today is because of Stone Cold. He talks about how Austin made him angry by doing coming to the aid of the Rock..."And you don't want to make me angry." He shows clips of Rock about to give Austin the Rock Bottom after he made the save. Angle talks about how Rock didn't seem to be to appreciative of Austin helping him out. "Rock and Austin can tear each other apart for all I care. But just not tonight. I'm gonna do it tonight. The first one to walk out gets the honor of getting carried out.

*Insert Stunning Steve Austin's music* Austin goes on his one of his little rants. "Oh..DTA, Austin 3:16, Give me a "Hell Yeah." The crowd eats it up. He tells Angle the reason he helped the Rock isn't because they are buddies it's because Rock's the WWF Champion and he has an interest in him staying healthy. Austin then says that since Angle's not the champion anymore he doesn't care about his health. Which leads to his rant, "If you want to see me whip this City Slickers ARSE...GIVE ME A HELL YEAH!!"

But Wait!! "The Rock Says...The Rock Says..The Rock Says..." The Scorpion King comes to the ring. The Rock begins by calling out Angle for trying to stir stuff up between Austin and himself. Then looks at Austin and says that they both have something that Angle doesn't. "A Date with Destiny at Wrestlemania" Rock-Austin stare down for a few seconds for those with flash photography. Rock tells Austin that he understand Austin has an interest in his health but he doesn't need his help. Rock says, "If anybody is going to whip Angle's ARSE It's gonna be him."

Out comes Vincent K. Mcmahon w/ William Regal. Interview is dragging now. Compliments Angle on the size of his "Grapefruits" for coming out to the ring like he did. Talks for a little bit. All said he sets up a match with Rock and Regal for the WWF Strap and Austin v. Angle. After 20 minutes we have our main event folks!

Austin says he sees no need to wait and starts stomping a hole into our Olympic Hero. Rock and Regal tango a little. Cut to commercial.

We're shown a recap of Matt and Lita hooking up.

Lillian is interviewing Jeff. She asks how he feels about the relationship between Matt and Lita. Jeff says he always thought of Lita as his sister. Apparently Matt had some romantic camouflage that he took off. He says he won't see Matt as much, but he's happy for him.

Matt Hardy and Lita vs. Crash and Molly Holly
Matt and Crash start off. Waistlock by Crash. Matt turns it into a hammerlock. Body slam by Matt. Cover. 2 count. Boot to the stomach. Another body slam. Matt pushes Crash's dropkick away. Matt shoves Crash. Crash with a right hand. Crash kick Matt in the corner. Matt comes back with right hands. Molly tags herself in. Double faceplant by Crash and Molly. Somersault by both Hollys. Double suplex on Matt. Cover by Molly. 2 count. Matt tags Lita. Molly with twisting arm drops. Lita with a small package. Lita goes for a Twist Of Fate. Molly turns it into a Northern Lights suplex. Molly with chops. Lita with flying head scissors. Molly with a side suplex. Tag to Crash. Tag to Matt. Matt with right hands. Matt with a floating clothesline. Cover. 2 count. Lita hits the Poetry in Motion on Crash. Molly throws Lita out of the ring. Crash with a powerslam. 2 count. Lita crotches Crash on the post. Molly with a vertical somersault splash on Matt. Cover. Lita breaks it up. Lita hits the hurricanrana on Crash. Molly gets on the ring apron. Lita knocks her off. Matt hits a Twist of Fate on Crash. Cover and the victory.
Winners: Matt Hardy and Lita

Matt and Lita show a little PDA (Public Display of Affection)

Time for bad news. We had a power surge and this is where my VCR cuts out. The rest of the report is taken from Big Calbowski over at LOP. I apologize.

In the Radicalz locker room. Saturn tells Eddie to talk to Chris. We're shown the end of the Benoit/Guerrero vs. X-Pac/Credible match. Benoit enters. Eddie says he knows that he wasn't there on Monday night, but he promises he'll be there for him tonight. Eddie goes to unpack his bag. Benoit tells him he's only got a thing to say. He kicks the bag and tells him to look at him when he's talking to him. Benoit says he doesn't trust him right now and he better not even know he's watching him on the monitor. Malenko tells him to calm down. Benoit says if Eddie does they're gonna have it out. Saturn says to settle it tomorrow. Eddie says all he's done for Benoit and he talks to him like that? He's even bled for him. Benoit says he doesn't want any Latino Heat out there tonight.

We're shown Buh Buh Ray Dudley talking on the phone when Christian enters and attacks him with a chair. Christian kicks Buh Buh Ray. Christian hits him on the head with the chair. Christian says as Buh Buh Ray would say Whasssuuuppppp.

Goodfather, Bull Buchanan, and Ivory are shown in front of a door. Goodfather hopes its not true about Steven interrogating Val. Ivory hopes it's not either. Bull says he hopes everything will be ok for their brother.

Shooter hits in the arena and out comes Chris Benoit.

X-Pac. X-Pac. Out comes X-Pac with Justin Credible. X-Pac gets in the ring.

Latino Heat. Out comes Eddie Guerrero. Benoit is upset he's coming out and stares him down. Eddie isn't even acknowledging Benoit. He sits down to do commentary

Chris Benoit vs. X-Pac
X-Pac runs right after Benoit and gets chopped. Benoit with boots. Benoit with a backbreaker. The rest of the Radicalz come out. Benoit kicks X-Pac down in the corner. Malenko asks what Guerrero is doing out here. Benoit comes out and Malenko tells him to go back in. X-Pac with a chop. X-Pac with kicks. X-Pac with a sleeper. Malenko is still conferring with Guerrero. Benoit comes to. Benoit with punches. X-Pac with a spinning heel kick. Cover. 2 count. X-Pac with a sleeper again. Benoit with a side suplex. Benoit goes up top. Benoit hits the flying head butt. Benoit knocks down X-Pac. Benoit with a forearm to X-Pac. Benoit hits a German suplex. Another one. Justin Credible gets on the apron. X-Pac hits a low blow on Benoit. Referee gets distracted by Terri. X-Pac goes for a Bronco Buster. Guerrero comes in and pushes X-Pac into Benoit. Benoit locks the Crippler Crossface and X-Pac taps.
Winner: Chris Benoit

The Radicalz kick the crap out of Credible. Benoit is not happy Guerrero helped him.

William Regal is shown walking to the ring.

The Rock is shown walking to the ring.

Classic Wrestlemania moment is Mean Gene announcing the attendance record of WM 3 and Aretha Franklin.

Steven comes out of the locker room and Val is slulking inside. Steven fears the worse may have happened and be prepared to take action. Steven closes the door and is screaming why?

Long English horns hit inside the arena and out comes William Regal. He knows a lot of people think he only has the title shot because of his affiliation with Vince. He says he earned it because of his superior wrestling ability. He says everyone is gonna see their good will ambassador win the WWF title and go to Wrestlemania to defend against Austin.

If ya smelll....what The Rock...is cookin. Rock goes right after Regal.

WWF Championship Match
The Rock vs. William Regal
Regal with kicks to Rock's ribs on the ground. Regal with a left. Rock with right hands. Rock with a flying clothesline. Rock with kicks to Regal on the ground. Regal with a side Russian leg sweep. Cover. 2 count. Cover again. 2 count. Regal with a knee. Regal with a European upper cut. Ausitn is shown watching. Regal with a forearm across Rock's chest on the outside. Regal with kicks to Rock. Rock with right hands a DDT. Cover. 2 count. Regal hits a side suplex. Cover. 2 count. Cover again. 2 count. Austin is shown watching backstage. Regal with kicks. Regal with a cross armed chinlock on Rock. Regal with a headlock on Rock. Rock gets up and hits right hands. Regal with a kick to the midsection. Rock with a belly to belly. Rock with right hands. Rock spits and misses. Regal attempts his neckbreaker. Rock hits the spinebuster. Rock slaps on the sharpshooter. Kurt runs to the ring. Kurt gets on the apron. Rock decks him. Rock goes back for the sharpshooter. Kurt runs in the ring and breaks it up. Disqualification.
Winner by DQ and still WWF champion: The Rock

Kurt puts the ankle lock on. Rock slips out of the ring and gets a chair. Kurt gets out. Kurt says next time. Rock hits Regal with the chair.

Back on Smackdown and we're shown the previous events with Rock, Regal and Angle.

Regal and Vince are in the back. Regal says he's sorry to disappoint Vince. Vince says he's not disappointed. He says it's part of a plan. Part of a much bigger plan.

We're shown the Right To Censor again. Richards and Val come out. Steven says he's confessed. Goodfather wonders how he can do that to them. Goodfather decks him in the stomach and a forearm to the head. Bull says everything they believed in. Bull decks him and gives him another punch. Ivory says all they've fought for and slaps him. Steven says it's for his own good. Steven says that the others know what to do. Goodfather and Bull carry Val to the ring.

We're shown the preceeding events with the Right To Censor.

Sirens ring in the arena and out comes the Right To Censor.

Val enters the ring sweating while the others enter looking at him in disgust. Val is holding his head down. Steven says the temptations of the world are sometimes too much even for the strong to avoid. He says the evils of the world can corrupt even the good souls. They fight the good fight. They are not perfect but they strive for morality and decency. Steven gives Val the mic.

He says he stands before all of them once as a man who can look himself in the mirror. But now that image disgusts him. For years, he led his life as a man who knew no better and that was his excuse, but tonight he stands before everyone as a man with no excuse. As a man who fell off that straight narrow path. He chose lust over all. He let that vixen wrap her perversion around him and he took pleasure in its emptiness. He drops to his knees. He says he doesn't deserve they're pity or forgiveness, but he is so very sorry. He never meant to hurt any of them and he never meant to never let any of them down. He certainly never meant to make the biggest mistake of his life. He can't change the past. He can promise them one thing. With the help of the Right To Censor, he can once again regain himself and rid the demorality that crept in his heart. He is sorry.

Steven wants every one at home to forgive him just as the Right To Censor have. Val stands up. Big group hug. The 5 salute each other.

Out comes the APA. Faarooq and Bradshaw knock all the RTC out of the ring except for Steven. Clothesline from Hell on Steven. Double powerbomb on Steven.

Undertaker and Kane are shown walking in the back to the ring.

WWF Burn Of The Week is Undertaker and Kane running in during the tag team championship match on Raw.

We're back in the arena.

You think you know me. You think you know me. Out comes Christian. We're shown a recap of Christian attacking Buh Buh Ray Dudley earlier in the night.

Bad man. I'm a bad man. Out comes Rikishi and Haku.

Bombs away and out comes Buh Buh Ray Dudley.

Boom. Out Of The Fire hits and out comes Kane. Kane sets off his pyro.

Rollin rollin rollin rollin. Out comes Undertaker riding to the ring.

6 man tag
D-Von Dudley, Kane and Undertaker vs. Christian, Rikishi and Haku
Rikishi and Taker start. Taker with right hands. Taker hammers Rikishi in the corner and knocks him down. Taker clotheslines Rikishi in the corner. Rikishi hits a Samoan Drop. Rikishi drops a big leg. Rikishi with a right hand. Rikishi misses a clothesline. Taker hits a flying clothesline. Taker winds up Rikishi's arm and goes old school. Taker decks Haku and Christian. Tag to Kane. Kane with right hands. Riksihi with a shot to the throat. Kane with a kick to the chest. Knae with a big clothesline. Kane goes upstairs. Kane hits a clothesline. Tag to D-Von. D-Von goes for a sunset flip. Rikishi drops, but D-Von moves. Neckbreaker by D-Von. D-Von with right hands. Rikishi squashes D-Von in the corner. Rikishi with a clothesline. Tag to Christian. Christian with kicks. Christian with an inverted DDT on his knee. Christian choking D-Von. Cover. 2 count. Tag to Haku. D-Von kicks Haku. D-Von slams Haku's head on the turnbuckle. Haku slams himself a couple times. Haku with a shot to the throat. Haku misses a head butt on D-Von. Tag to Christian. Tag to Kane. Kane with a big boot. Kane with a military press. Kane knocks down Haku. Tilt a whirl slam on Christian. Taker knocks down Rikishi. Chokeslam on Haku. D-Von goes upstairs. Kane grabs Haku's legs and does Whasssuuuppppp. Taker looks at him like whatever. D-Von comes down with a headbutt and does his spin. Rikishi with a superkick to D-Von. Kane goes after Haku. Taker goes after Christian. Taker chokeslams Christian. Taker signals the last ride. Taker hits the last ride on Christian. Cover and the victory.
Winners: D-Von Dudley, Kane, and Undertaker

Taker gets on his bike laughing at Kane. Kane leaves like whatever. Taker rides up to the ramp. Kane and Taker raise their hands.

Next is the embarrassment of Trish on Raw.

We're shown a plug of WWF The Music Volume 5 debuting at No. 2 on the Billboard Charts.

We're shown the saga from Vince divorcing Linda to the embarrassment of Trish.

Kurt Angle is shown walking to the ring.

Austin is shown walking to the ring.

WWF Boot Of The Week is Vince setting up Kurt Angle vs. Steve Austin earlier in the night.

We're back on Smackdown.

If ya smelllll...what The Rock...is cookin. Out comes The Rock carrying the title belt. Rock sits down to do commentary.

Medal hits and out comes Kurt Angle.

Glass breaks and out comes Austin.

Kurt goes right after him on the ramp.

Stone Cold Steve Austin vs. Kurt Angle
Austin with right hands. The two roll in the ring. Austin with more right hands. Austin clotheslines him out of the ring. Austin slams Kurt's face on the announce table. Austin throws Kurt back in the ring. Austin with stomps to Kurt's shoulder. Austin with more stomps. Austin puts an STF on Kurt. Kurt gets to the ropes. Austin breaks the hold. Austin with stomps on Kurt's back. Austin stomps down Kurt. Austin with an abdominal stretch on Kurt. Austin grabs the rope. Austin looking at Rock. Austin lets go of the ropes. Austin grabs the rope again the the ref makes him break it. Kurt with a kick to the midsection. Kurt with right hands. Kurt goes for a sunset flip. Austin sits down with right hands on Kurt's skull. Austin throws Kurt out of the ring again. Austin slams Kurt's face onto the announce table again. Austin throws Kurt back in the ring. Austin with a suplex. Cover. 2 count. Cover. 2 count. Cover. 2 ocunt. Austin with a stomp on Kurt. Austin attempts to kick Kurt. Kurt catches his leg and locks on the ankle lock. Austin makes it to the ropes. Kurt breaks the hold. Kurt with stomps to Austin's chest. Kurt slams Austin's face on the ring apron. Austin slams Kurt's face on the announce table. Kurt slams Austin a few times face first into the announce table. Back in the ring. Kurt hits a belly to belly. Kurt hits another belly to belly. Cover. 2 count. Cover. 2 count. Cover. 2 count. Kurt with stomps on Austin. Kurt with a headlock on Austin. Austin gets up. Austin with right hands to the mid section. Austin hits a side suplex. Kurt with knee lift to Austin. Kurt with a front face lock on Austin and back to the ground. Austin sliding towards the ropes. Kurt puts his feet on the ropes. Kurt puts his feet on the middle rope. Austin starts getting up. Austin with right hands again to Kurt's gut. Austin with a suplex. Austin gets up in the corner. Kurt walks towards him. Austin kicks Kurt in the gut. Kurt and Austing exchange right hands. Austin ducks a clothesline. Austin his the Lou Thesz. Austin hhits an elbow off the ropes. Austin jumps on Kurt on the middle rope. Austin with kicks to the gut. Austin attempts another kick. Kurt catches the leg and hits a belly to belly. William Regal runs out to the ring. Rock goes after Regal. Rock knocks down Regal. Rock throws Regal in the ring. Austin stomps a mudhole in Regal. Kurt and Regal stomp Austin.
Winner: No decision

Austin battles back and gives Regal and Kurt a double noggin knocker. Austin hits a Stunner on Regal. Austin stomps a mudhole in Regal. Rock gets in the ring and readies for the Rock Bottom. Austin turns around and nearly gets put in the Rock Bottom. Rock and Austin are looking at each other with eyes wide open.

End Of Show

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