Better at
sex than anyone; now all he needs is a partner.
Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.
Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home?
Do
you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at
birth?
Do you want
people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Don't
you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
Do you
still love nature, despite what it did to you?
Don't
you need a license to be that ugly?
Every girl
has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
Go
ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
Have you
considered suing your brains for non-support?
He
has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!
He is
living proof that man can live without a brain!
He
is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.
He's not
stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost.
Here's
20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!
Hi! I'm a
human being! What are you?
How
did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to
see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that
far up my ass.
I
bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
I bet your
mother has a loud bark!
I
could make a monkey out of you, but why should I take all the credit?
I don't
consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
I
don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
I don't
think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of
others?
I
hear the only place you're ever invited is outside.
I hear you
were born on a farm. Any more in the litter?
I
heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!
I heard you
went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there.
I
know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you.
I thought
of you all day today. I was at the zoo.
I
would ask you how old you are but I know you can't count that high.
I'd like to
help you out. Which way did you come in?
I'd
like to leave you with one thought...but I'm not sure you have anywhere to
put it!
I'd love to
go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'll
never forget the first time we met - although I'll keep trying.
I'm busy
now. Can I ignore you some other time?
I've
seen people like you before, but I had to pay admission!
If I ever
need a brain transplant, I'd choose yours because I'd want a brain that
had never been used.
If
ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.
If we were
to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be
genocide!
If
what you don't know can't hurt you, she's invulnerable.
If you
stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
If
your brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.
Keep
talking, someday you'll say something intelligent.
Learn
from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Pardon me,
but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
So,
a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.
Some day
you will find yourself - and wish you hadn't.
There
is no vaccine against stupidity.
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