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Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver. |
| How are the New York Jets defense and yo mama alike?.........You give them a quarter and they'll let you score! |
| Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" |
| Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her! |
| Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. |
| Yo mama is so bald I can see what she's thinking. |
| Yo' mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck! |
| The only difference between your mama and a washing machine is, after you drop a load in the washing machine, it doesn't follow you around! |
| Yo' mama so dumb, she waited at a STOP sign until it said GO! |
| Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat! |
| What is the difference between yo' mama and a winding road? The winding road has curves you can get used to! |
| Yo' mama is a saint...a St. Bernard! |
| Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies |
| Yo' mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck. |
| Yo mama's so dirty, plants grow off her ass. |
| Yo mama so short, she did a suicide jump off of the curb |
| Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater |
| Yo mama so nasty that she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh. |
| Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection. |
| Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs |
| Yo mama so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon |
| Yo mama so stupid when she went to the cinema she saw 18 certificate sign, she went home and got 17 friends |
| Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund |
| Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept |
| Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application, do not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." |
| Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes |
| Yo mama so lazy she's got a remote control just to operate her remote! |
| Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach |
| Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving. |
| Yo mama's so fat, when she farted pluto's ice caps melted |
| Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone. |
| Yo mama is like a brick -- she is always getting laid. |
| Yo Mama's like the Pilsbury Doughboy. Everybody wants to poke her. |
| Yo Mama's breath is so bad, she could clear a chat room. |
| Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day! |
| Yo mama is so bald that when she takes a shower she gets brainwashed! |
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