Life and Love
"The day I was born, the first thing they told me was 'This girl, Lauren, she's not born yet, she won't be born for another year, but when she is she's gonna be weird.'" -Damon (bf) who says it's common knowledge among everyone that I'm weird.
"If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred-minus-one-day, so I never have to live without you." -Winnie the Pooh
There is not one piece of evidence to support tht life is serious.
"Dont go for looks; they can deceive. Dont go for wealth; even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day seem bright. Find the one that makes your heart smile. There are moments in life when you miss somone so much that you just want to pick them from your dreams and hug them for real!"
"We're both retards, that's why we belong together." -Damon
Lyrics
"Stronger" (Britney Spears)
Hush, Just stop. There's nothing you can do or say. I've had enough. I'm not your property as from today. You might think that I won't make it on my own, but now I'm stronger than yesterday. Now it's nothing but my way. My loneliness ain't killing me no more. I'm stronger than I ever thought that I would be. I used to go with the flow, didn't really care 'bout me. You might think that I can't take it, but you're wrong, cuz now I'm stronger than yesterday. Now it's nothing but my way. My loneliness ain't killing me no more. I'm stronger. Come on now. Here I go on my own. I don't need nobody, better off alone. Here I go on my own now. I don't need nobody, not anybody. Here I go... alright ...here I go. Stronger than yesterday. It's nothing but my way. My loneliness ain't killing me no more. I'm stronger.
Other theme songs "Reflection", "Genie in a Bottle" (But I'm out of the bottle, and my heart doesn't usually get in the way.) and "Oops... I Did It Again" "Impossible things are happening everyday" from Rodger's and Hammerstein's Cinderella
"Even fate can't do the job without a little help" -Lauren Noelle "Island" This song and more lyrics
"Please don't say 'I love you'. Those words touch me much too deeply, and they make my core tremble. I don't think you realize the effect you have over me" -Jewel "Near You Always"
Ani DiFranco
"They can call me crazy if I fail, all the chance that I need is one-in-a-million, and they can call me brilliant if I succeed" "Swan Dive"
"I don't care if they eat me alive, I've got better things to do than survive" "Swan Dive"
"So I'll walk the plank, and I'll jump with a smile. If I'm gonna go down, I'm gonna do it with style. And you won't see me surrendor, you won't hear me confess. Cuz you've left me with nothing, but I've worked with less." "Dilate"
"Youth is beauty, money is beauty, hell, beauty is beauty sometimes. It's the luck of the draw, it's the natural law, it's a joke, it's a crime." "Cradle and All"
"I wish they could see us now, in leather bras and rubber shorts...Quick, someone call the girl police and file a report." "Little Plastic Castle"
"I am not a pretty girl. That is not what I do. I ain't no damsel in distress, and I don't need to be rescued." "Not A Pretty Girl"
Movies
"Psycho, I'm not going to feel better about this, it's over. Now, please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." Adam Sandler, "The Wedding Singer"
"Fish...Pony... Hip...Hiphop...Hiphop anonymous?" Rob Schneider "Big Daddy"
"He's fat, he's a fatty." Tom Hanks, "You've Got Mail"
T.V.
"It's not just the green ones, they all make me horny." -Harry, "Third Rock From The Sun"
"Friends"
"We enjoy the sillines, but we also have a fondness for the love." -Chandler (and Monica)
"Yeah, the Knicks rule!" -Joey
"From now on, I have no first name."
"So you're just 'Bing'?"
"I have no name!" -Chandler and Joey"What's the matter with Gene?" -Joey
"That's right, tit for tat."
"Well, I'm not showing you my tat." -Rachel and Chandler"There isn't much agreement the first time, for girls anyway. Guys agree, like that." -Rachel
"I mean isn't that just spit-on-your-neck, kick-you in-the-crotch fantastic?!" -Rachel
"And what is with the really hot stick in the bathroom?!"
"It's a curling iron." -Joey and Janine"When girls hang out we don't have pillow fights in our underwear." Chandler's face falls
"No, I'm sorry, we do, we do!" ::Hug:: -Monica"Well, it's not what you said it's the way you said it. Oh my God!! I'm a woman!!" -Joey
"Woopah!" -Chandler (trying to make the sound of being whipped)
"I'm Monica, I'm disgusting. I stalk guys and keep their underpants." -Monica
"How do you raise the main sail?"
"Rub it?" -Rachel and Joey"Yeah, Vegas, we would like some more alcohol, and, you know what else, We would like some more beers. Oh! I forgot to dial!" -Rachel
(Knock) "That must be our alcohol and beers!" -Ross"Ooh, it's Joey! I love Joey!"
"Joey lives with a duck." -Ross and Rachel
